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drivingpro
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(06-06-2013, 01:06 AM)
Thought this was hilarious:

A Whangarei man who was "sick of playing Xbox" while on home detention has been granted his wish to serve the rest of his sentence in jail.

Senior Constable Paul Nicholas of Whangarei police said the Hikurangi man rang police on Tuesday to say he was bored serving home detention, was sick of playing Xbox and would rather serve the rest of his sentence behind bars.

Mr Nicholas said the 19-year-old had already served 10 months of an 11-month home detention term and with one month to go "had run out of Xbox games to play".

The man told police he was about to breach home detention if he wasn't picked up and taken to jail.

The man got his wish and is now in Ngawha Prison.

Source: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10888577

Original Source: http://www.northernadvocate.co.nz/ne...while/1895441/
Last edited by drivingpro; 06-06-2013 at 03:10 AM.
Zuly
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(06-06-2013, 01:07 AM)
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Should have gotten a PS3.
bdizzle
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(06-06-2013, 01:08 AM)
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He got Xboned
metareferential
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(06-06-2013, 01:08 AM)
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Don't they have books, or hookers down there?
CambriaRising
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(06-06-2013, 01:09 AM)
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Must have been Kinect games.
GrayFoxPL
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(06-06-2013, 01:10 AM)
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Maybe he wished for a red ring?
RustyNails
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(06-06-2013, 01:10 AM)
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I can't blame him. Anyone who plays that 3D Bruce Lee game would rather spend time in jail.
JWong
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(06-06-2013, 01:10 AM)
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Vegivo
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(06-06-2013, 01:11 AM)
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Originally Posted by bdizzle

He got Xboned

Haha
suppadoopa
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(06-06-2013, 01:11 AM)
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Hoped he played Kinect Prison
Sylverstone14
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(06-06-2013, 01:11 AM)
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Originally Posted by bdizzle

He got Xboned

And there it is.
shinobi602
(06-06-2013, 01:12 AM)
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Mr Nicholas said the 19-year-old had already served 10 months of an 11-month home detention term and with one month to go "had run out of Xbox games to play". The man told police he was about to breach home detention if he wasn't picked up and taken to jail.

SpineRush08
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(06-06-2013, 01:12 AM)
in prison he was given a PS3, he then asked for the electric chair

/sarcasm
ec0ec0
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(06-06-2013, 01:13 AM)
and its going to be worse with the xbone.
Rocky
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(06-06-2013, 01:13 AM)
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This makes me wonder, will law enforcement agencies adopt the Xbone for these types of prisoners in order to keep an eye on them with Kinect?
TheMan
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(06-06-2013, 01:14 AM)
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so he prefers the threat of anal rape to the prospect of replaying an xbox game? to each his own, i guess.
BurnOutBrighter
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(06-06-2013, 01:16 AM)
New Zealander here. If his sentence was only home detention, he would actually get a decent deal in one of the lower security prisons. He'll at least have space to move around, people to talk to, all of his meals cooked for him, and various job-type rehabilitation programmes to take part in.
TucoBenedictoPacifico
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(06-06-2013, 01:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by TheMan

so he prefers the threat of anal rape to the prospect of replaying an xbox game? to each his own, i guess.

They are THAT bad, apparently.
Starphoenix
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(06-06-2013, 01:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by TheMan

so he prefers the threat of anal rape to the prospect of replaying an xbox game? to each his own, i guess.

Maybe he got around to playing Sonic the Hedgehog. Pretty much the same experience.
The Boat
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(06-06-2013, 01:28 AM)
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Originally Posted by TheMan

so he prefers the threat of anal rape to the prospect of replaying an xbox game? to each his own, i guess.

He's getting a red ring either way.
Cheesecakebobby
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(06-06-2013, 01:30 AM)
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He wanted a more open system where he would be less worried about privacy concerns and being constantly monitored
Desmond
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(06-06-2013, 01:31 AM)
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*Xboned in the showers joke*
catmincer
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(06-06-2013, 01:32 AM)
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Originally Posted by BurnOutBrighter

New Zealander here. If his sentence was only home detention, he would actually get a decent deal in one of the lower security prisons. He'll at least have space to move around, people to talk to, all of his meals cooked for him, and various job-type rehabilitation programmes to take part in.

This. Sounds better than my normal life tbh. :P
drivingpro
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(06-06-2013, 01:55 AM)

Originally Posted by The Boat

He's getting a red ring either way.

hahahaha, you win.
B-Genius
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(06-06-2013, 01:58 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Boat

He's getting a red ring either way.

Bravo. Really quite good.
SpaceNun
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(06-06-2013, 02:01 AM)
Dude probably has a boyfriend in jail with a PS3.
PreyingShark
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(06-06-2013, 02:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Boat

He's getting a red ring either way.

This thread is now gold. HAHAHAHAHA
SpaceNun
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(06-06-2013, 02:02 AM)

Originally Posted by Cheesecakebobby

He wanted a more open system where he would be less worried about privacy concerns and being constantly monitored

I laughed at this.
Senor Kami
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(06-06-2013, 02:04 AM)

Originally Posted by BurnOutBrighter

New Zealander here. If his sentence was only home detention, he would actually get a decent deal in one of the lower security prisons. He'll at least have space to move around, people to talk to, get brutally ass raped, all of his meals cooked for him, suffer mouth rape, and various job-type rehabilitation programmes to take part in.

Fixed.
Origami Superman
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(06-06-2013, 02:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by GrayFoxPL

Maybe he wished for a red ring?

Brilliant
Htown
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(06-06-2013, 02:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Boat

He's getting a red ring either way.

hahahahahaha
dreamghost
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(06-06-2013, 02:15 AM)
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Man i knew the ending of Mass Effect 3 was bad...
dreamghost
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(06-06-2013, 02:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Boat

He's getting a red ring either way.

ricardo_sousa11
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(06-06-2013, 02:17 AM)
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"Xbox go to jail"
nailbombxx
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(06-06-2013, 02:17 AM)
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Ran out of games to play? Should have gotten PS+.
Ebris
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(06-06-2013, 02:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Boat

He's getting a red ring either way.

Shiiiiiiiiiiit.
ErichWK
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(06-06-2013, 02:19 AM)
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He shoulda listened to Chad Daddy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4CjRArym74
Revoh
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(06-06-2013, 02:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Boat

He's getting a red ring either way.

I love GAF
Spongebob
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(06-06-2013, 02:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by bdizzle

He got Xboned

haha
Vormund
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(06-06-2013, 02:23 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Boat

He's getting a red ring either way.

Bravo.

Anyway was his internet cut off too? Just wondering if he could order stuff online like books etc.
Augemitbutter
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(06-06-2013, 02:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Boat

He's getting a red ring either way.

oh no.
Gucci Messiah
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(06-06-2013, 02:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by bdizzle

He got Xboned

Are you 8?

Originally Posted by The Boat

He's getting a red ring either way.

I like this haha
Jive Turkey
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(06-06-2013, 02:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by Ebris

Shiiiiiiiiiiit.

No, that'll be a problem for him now.
waxer
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(06-06-2013, 02:38 AM)
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Whangarei pft this does not amaze me.
Weiss
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(06-06-2013, 02:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by Cheesecakebobby

He wanted a more open system where he would be less worried about privacy concerns and being constantly monitored

bwahaha
kittens
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(06-06-2013, 02:42 AM)
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It may have been because he had no one to socialize with. He may have been totally / mostly isolated. At in jail you're sometimes placed into a dorm with a bunch of other people.
neto
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(06-06-2013, 02:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by Cheesecakebobby

He wanted a more open system where he would be less worried about privacy concerns and being constantly monitored

boom
JerryThePredator
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(06-06-2013, 02:43 AM)

Originally Posted by RustyNails

I can't blame him. Anyone who plays that 3D Bruce Lee game would rather spend time in jail.

lol
jackal27
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(06-06-2013, 02:44 AM)
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Seriously? This guy needs to read a book or start watching anime or something. Go start One Piece and you'll gladly serve your sentence another month just to finish it.
Shaanyboi
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(06-06-2013, 02:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Boat

He's getting a red ring either way.


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