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Wilbur
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(Yesterday, 04:57 PM)
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Like I said in another thread, the idea of Nigella Lawson snorting a line of cocaine off my throbbing shaft and then discussing how to make the perfect crumble is literally a fantasy of mine
kick51
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(Yesterday, 04:58 PM)
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Originally Posted by Wilbur

Like I said in another thread, the idea of Nigella Lawson snorting a line of cocaine off my throbbing shaft and then discussing how to make the perfect crumble is literally a fantasy of mine



I respeck dat
OriginalThinking
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(Yesterday, 04:59 PM)
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Originally Posted by Wilbur

Like I said in another thread, the idea of Nigella Lawson snorting a line of cocaine off my throbbing shaft and then discussing how to make the perfect crumble is literally a fantasy of mine

Wow. Mine too, though I'm not all that concerned about crumble.
Red Liquorice
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(Yesterday, 04:59 PM)
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I don't see why this is public news, all of this is not really the public's business - but to say she only did it two isolated times is hilarious.

She's not quite Peaches Geldoff or someone like that, but she definately came up in a set of rich kids and lived the lifestyle at the time no doubt. I do agree this is Saatchi doing what Saatchis do - P.R.
bjork
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(Yesterday, 05:20 PM)
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I like Nigella in any size, the voice is what does it for me.
Barkley's Justice
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(Yesterday, 05:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jasper


During Tuesday's hearing, in which the defence sought to have the case dropped because of "abuse of process", Anthony Metzer, representing Elisabetta Grillo, made fresh claims about a row in which Saatchi also appeared to tweak her nose, in photographs splashed across national newspapers. Saatchi accepted a police caution for assault in June.

"It is our submission the row that happened, resulting in Mr Saatchi assaulting Nigella, may well have had something to do with Nigella taking drugs and may well have had something to do with the issue before this court [of whether Lawson had given the Grillos permission to use the credit cards]," Metzer told the court.

Wow, the devil got mad game. Just plant that little seed of doubt, that's all you need to do. Amazing.
jimbor
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(Yesterday, 05:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by Angelus Errare

It'd be impossible for her to be a cook if she did coke "everyday for 10 years." Cocaine absolutely destroys your sense of smell and by extension your sense of taste. Not to mention taking drugs everyday for 10 years...she'd be dead not a bit thinner.

I wouldn't be shocked if she smoked pot and everyone is freaking out over it because.

Gary Rhodes has no sense of smell.
The Smoking Bun
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(Yesterday, 05:35 PM)
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You'd think some rich white knight would have approached her by now and claim to save her from this abusive, boorish husband of hers. I mean she is a great cook AND and absolute bombshell in terms of looks. Perfect woman.
IncandescentPrecept
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(Yesterday, 05:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Metroid Killer

Shame on you, really shame on you people. You are better than this abstract alien.

Why shame on them?
animlboogy
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(Yesterday, 05:50 PM)
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How is it admissable to find "reasons" beyond self-defense for assaulting someone?

Talk about giving some psychopath all the power.
Triggerhappytel
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(Yesterday, 06:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by Empty

isn't the drug stuff just something someone claimed in an acrimonious case

kinda obnoxious that it gets on all the front pages, reported as a truthfact

Originally Posted by vcassano1

'Highella' cracks me up. The smearing of her has been awful. None of this has been proven to be true yet it feels like it has been confirmed anyway.

Come on guys... it's the British tabloids.

I've got no interest in anyone's dirty laundry being aired, but I've already made up my mind that Saatchi's a cunt and she can do better.
vcassano1
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(Yesterday, 06:22 PM)

Originally Posted by Triggerhappytel

Come on guys... it's the British tabloids.

I've got no interest in anyone's dirty laundry being aired, but I've already made up my mind that Saatchi's a cunt and she can do better.

I'm British, I know. Also, it was that cunt Saatchi who called her Highella, which is the funny part. The guy is a massive bellend who choked his wife, was villified for it and instead of showing contrition is trying to make himself look good again. Fuck him, people will continue to dislike him and people will continue to like Nigella.
Bleepey
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(Yesterday, 06:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by Wilbur

Like I said in another thread, the idea of Nigella Lawson snorting a line of cocaine off my throbbing shaft and then discussing how to make the perfect crumble is literally a fantasy of mine

I have been watching Ashes to Ashes as of late and i realise i really want to shag a girl who speaks with received pronunciation. Basically i wanna fuck a toff, i don't know why, I have gone on a date with a few posh girls but as of late i am borderline fetishising it. I don't know why.
lenovox1
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(Yesterday, 07:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jackpot

But Saatchi said it was a playful tiff and everything was fine?

And let's let Nigella tell what happened from her view point the day she got choked out in public:

Nigella brought up the pictures of Charles choking her out at Scott’s restaurant in London over the summer. Nigella told the court that Charles told everyone that he was just trying to get coke out of her nose. I didn’t know [Dina Lohan] was Charles’ damage control counselor! As everyone in the court room choked on the laughs coming up their throats over Charles trying to say that he was just performing the Cokelich Maneuver on Nigella, she went on to explain what really happened:

“But what actually happened was that somebody walked by with a very cute baby in a stroller and I said ‘I am so looking forward to having grandchildren’, and he grabbed me by the throat and said ‘I am the only person you should be concerned with. I am the only person who should be giving you pleasure’. That is what happened.”

(Source: DListed)

I would never wish that type of abuse on anyone. Lord knows I would have to knock a 70 year old bitch out if I was anywhere near that situation.
News Bot
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(Yesterday, 07:29 PM)
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“But what actually happened was that somebody walked by with a very cute baby in a stroller and I said ‘I am so looking forward to having grandchildren’, and he grabbed me by the throat and said ‘I am the only person you should be concerned with. I am the only person who should be giving you pleasure’. That is what happened.”

Things just got psychotic.
vas_a_morir
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(Yesterday, 07:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by News Bot

Things just got psychotic.

Either psychotic, or some kinky BDSM relationship. This sounds like an excerpt from that one Twilight fanfiction book.

While I am sensitive to the plight of women in regards to domestic violence, I'm not going to pretend like Arti-Choked isn't HILARIOUS.
News Bot
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(Yesterday, 07:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by vas_a_morir

Either psychotic, or some kinky BDSM relationship. This sounds like an excerpt from that one Twilight fanfiction book.

While I am sensitive to the plight of women in regards to domestic violence, I'm not going to pretend like Arti-Choked isn't HILARIOUS.

Saatchi's personality doesn't really fit the BDSM type. He's just an all-round scumbag.
Vagabundo
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(Today, 08:28 AM)
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Wow looks like it's true then. Higella indeed.

Not that it makes any difference to me. I'm nigella neutral.

She said in court that she was reluctant to testify because she knew that it would all come out.

I'd say she did allow the two girls to use the cards if they kept quiet about the drug, she seems to have been afraid of the control freak. I can totally see it.

It's a total mess though, dysfunctional family, you can bet this is only the tip of the iceberg.
Dennis
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(Today, 08:33 AM)
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Highella

Arti-choked

I can't
Metroid Killer
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(Today, 09:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by IncandescentPrecept

Why shame on them?

They were blaming the victim in an abusive relationship for staying with the abuser. It's not her fault her husband was violent, and it's not as easy to just say 'well you should just leave the relationship otherwise it's your own fault', as the victims usually have lost the control to do so.
AFollowerNotALeader
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(Today, 11:16 AM)
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It doesn't matter how many drugs Nigella has taken - nothing justifies the domestic abuse Saatchi inflicted on her.

You have to realise she's now subject to a smear campaign by one of the most influential PR and advertising families in the UK.
operon
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(Today, 01:02 PM)
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Originally Posted by AFollowerNotALeader

It doesn't matter how many drugs Nigella has taken - nothing justifies the domestic abuse Saatchi inflicted on her.

You have to realise she's now subject to a smear campaign by one of the most influential PR and advertising families in the UK.

in a nutshell
IncandescentPrecept
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(Today, 01:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Metroid Killer

They were blaming the victim in an abusive relationship for staying with the abuser. It's not her fault her husband was violent, and it's not as easy to just say 'well you should just leave the relationship otherwise it's your own fault', as the victims usually have lost the control to do so.

Mate, she's not a penny-less, career-less woman. She can't control her husband but she can control her own actions.
gofreak
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(Today, 01:55 PM)
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She's looking fierce on these court days.



53 years old, ladies and gents.

Saatchi is a pig. #teamnigella
Angelus Errare
this looks like one of those Final Fantasy games lionhead always makes
(Today, 01:57 PM)
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She looks gorgeous, and I still laugh every time I see some of the police hats in the UK.
Porcile
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(Today, 01:59 PM)
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A coke and sex party with Nigella sounds like the wildest thing ever. Just saying.

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