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Naked Snake
(07-08-2013, 08:33 PM)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_xHueP7bQ0

PC girl is hawt.

Some funny lyrics:

Originally Posted by Lyrics

PS4
THE PS4 WILL TAKE IT ALL
WE'LL LEAVE THE XBOX IN THE DIRT
WE'LL BE A 100 DOLLARS LESS
THEY'LL BE A MESS
WE WILL MAKE MICROSOFT HURT

XBOX ONE
OUR XBOX ONE WAS SOMETHING NEW
A SYSTEM BUILT TO PAVE THE WAY
BUT PEOPLE TOOK UP IN A RAGE
THEY'RE SCARED OF CHANGE
THEY WANT THE SAME
QqqTHEY'RE ALL TO BLAME
BUT WE WILL STILL WIN THE DAY

PS4
OUR CONSOLE'S BETTER
XBOX
OUR CONSOLE'S BETTER
PS4
OUR CONSOLE'S BETTER THAN YOURS

XBOX
WE'RE GONNA WIN IT
PS4
WE'RE GOTTA TAKE IT
BOTH
WE'VE GONNA SETTLE THE SCORE (up: Liz, Travis, Andrew)

IT'S ON


*dance break*

Girl
PC
IT'S BETTER ON PC
PLAY GAMES THE WAY THEY'RE MEANT TO BE
PC

BOY
PLAY ON PC
THE FUTURE IS ON STEAM
THE CONSOLES HOLD OUR PROGRESS BACK
WITH DISKS THAT CRACK
PC

PS4
THE PS4 FOUR HAS BETTER RAM
XBOX
WE'VE GOT THE BETTER MOTION CAM
PS4
NOBODY CARES ABOUT KINECT
XBOX
YOU HAD THE EYE LAST TIME WE CHECKED
PS4
AT LEAST THEY'RE GIVING US A CHOICE
WE HAVE A VOICE
XBOX
WE HAVE SUPERIOR TECH
PS4
WE JUST ABOUT HAVE EQUAL SPECS


XBOX
COME LAUNCH THE XBOX ONE WILL SOAR
PS4
THE PS4 WILL WIN THE WAR
XBOX
WE'LL PLAY OUR GAMES AND WATCH TV
PS4
WHY PLAY A GAME ON HALF A SCREEN
XBOX
A MULTIMEDIA DEVICE
PS4
A BETTER PRICE
XBOX
TAKE OUR ADVICE
PS4
WE WON'T THINK TWICE

ALL
CAUSE WE'RE THE BEST ON THE SCENE


XBOX
WELL WE HAVE HALO
PS4
AND WE'VE GOT KILLZONE
XBOX
WELL WE'VE GOT SO MANY MORE

PS4
WE'RE GETTING DRIVECLUB
XBOX
AND WE HAVE FORZA
BOTH
AND WE MIGHT GET GOD/GEARS OF WAR

GIRL
PC, IT'S BETTER ON PC
PLAY GAMES THE WAY THEY'RE MEANT TO BE, PC
PS4
WHY WOULD WE EVER PLAY PC
XBOX
I WANNA PLAY ON MY TV
PS4
YOU DO HAVE STEAM
XBOX
THEY DO HAVE STEAM
PS4
WE ALL WANT STEAM
XBOX
PLEASE GIVE US STEAM

BOY
PLAY ON PC,
WITH HIGHER F O V
BOY/GIRL
YOU'LL PROUDLY DOWNLOAD COUNTLESS GAMES
ON EPIC SALES
PS4
IT'S TRUE YOU'RE GRAPHIC'LLY AHEAD
XBOX
COULD BE WE'RE ALL A BIT MISLEAD
PS4
COULD BE OUR FIGHTING'S KINDA DUMB
XBOX
IT'S TRUE THIS ALL IS PRETTY DUMB
PS4
WE SHOULD MAKE PEACE
XBOX
WE SHOULD MAKE PEACE
PS4
WE TOO WANT PEACE
XBOX
WE ALL WANT P--C

BOY
PC, IT'S BETTER ON PC
PLAY GAMES THE WAY THEY'RE MEANT TO BE, PC
GIRL
PLAY ON PC
BOY/GIRL
IT'S RIGHT FOR YOU AND ME
TOGETHER NOW FROM DUSK TILL DAWN
WE'RE PLAYING ON
PC
PS4
WE'RE GONNA GET A PC
XBOX
WE'RE GONNA GET A PC
IT'S GOTTA BE
PS4
IT'S PLAIN TO SEE
XBOX
WE ALL AGREE
PS4
WE'RE ON PC
XBOX
THERE'S JUST NO REASON TO WAIT
PS4
OUR HARDWARE'S ALL UP TO DATE
XBOX
THERE'S NO BETTER
BOTH
WAY TO PLAY THAN

WE'RE GONNA PLAY
WE'RE GONNA PLAY
WE'RE GONNA PLAY

PC!

Behind the Scenes video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k74vNxh0Gs
Last edited by Naked Snake; 07-10-2013 at 08:47 PM.
TacticalFox88
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(07-08-2013, 08:35 PM)
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"If Console Fanboys worked at Disney!"
i-Lo
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(07-08-2013, 08:35 PM)
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I stopped at the specs part. So wrong.

XBOX
WE HAVE SUPERIOR TECH
PS4
WE JUST ABOUT HAVE EQUAL SPECS

PhantomOfTheKnight
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(07-08-2013, 08:37 PM)
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Boo, no WiiU appearance.
Proelite
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(07-08-2013, 08:39 PM)
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Originally Posted by PhantomOfTheKnight

Boo, no WiiU appearance.

No budget for Zombie makeup maybe?
dejay
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(07-08-2013, 08:43 PM)
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If only console wars were so pleasant.
Majine
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(07-08-2013, 08:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by PhantomOfTheKnight

Boo, no WiiU appearance.

They didn't get the memo. It was sent over the internet after all.
SgtCobra
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(07-08-2013, 08:49 PM)
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Originally Posted by i-Lo

I stopped at the specs part. So wrong.

Agreed, that sucked.
also lol Killzone, what a comeback.

Originally Posted by Proelite

No budget for Zombie makeup maybe?

Sheeeeeiiittt..
Josman
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(07-08-2013, 08:50 PM)
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Didn't laugh, just cringed :/

Back in 2007 the ps3 and 360 songs were better than this lol
Naked Snake
(07-08-2013, 08:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Proelite

No budget for Zombie makeup maybe?

They do good Zombie makeup
sono
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(07-08-2013, 08:52 PM)
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This is hilarious and brilliant at the same time!

PS PS4 just passed 100,000 votes on http://www.xboxonevspsfour.com/
Last edited by sono; 07-08-2013 at 09:00 PM.
Espada
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(07-08-2013, 08:52 PM)
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Eh, that was really mediocre. Great concept, but pretty hard to execute well. I can't blame them for trying though, console war humor writes itself.
sixteen-bit
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(07-08-2013, 08:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by PhantomOfTheKnight

Boo, no WiiU appearance.

Region-free platforms only.
hodgy100
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(07-08-2013, 08:54 PM)
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hah this is excellent
Admiral Bone to Pick
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(07-08-2013, 08:54 PM)
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I would simp PC girl so hard.
whitehawk
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(07-08-2013, 08:56 PM)
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That was fantastic.

Originally Posted by Josman

Didn't laugh, just cringed :/

Back in 2007 the ps3 and 360 songs were better than this lol

Lighten up bud.
Stuggernaut
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(07-08-2013, 08:57 PM)
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Originally Posted by Naked Snake

They do good Zombie makeup

Better than the console one...

"When stop run they make smash my head"

heh
schennmu
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(07-08-2013, 08:57 PM)
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Haha, brilliant.

And PC wins, all is good.
henhowc
(07-08-2013, 08:58 PM)
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Nice jorts
Zukuu
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(07-08-2013, 08:58 PM)
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Originally Posted by i-Lo

I stopped at the specs part. So wrong.

Yeah, wth is up with that?
CitizenCope
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(07-08-2013, 08:59 PM)
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This was great. I'm playing or reading about videogames for a good part of every one of my days so I can appreciate the effort. Yes they did botch the spec argument though.
TheRealTalker
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(07-08-2013, 08:59 PM)
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Originally Posted by PhantomOfTheKnight

Boo, no WiiU appearance.

they did a wii u vid back in 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DLV03zbYA8

liked this one better more originality then just people screaming at each other in casual clothing :/
Endo Punk
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(07-08-2013, 08:59 PM)
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It wasn't as good as I thought it would be. The lyrics were just boring.
Cataferal
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(07-08-2013, 09:04 PM)
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I enjoyed that!
luca_29_bg
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(07-08-2013, 09:23 PM)
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they have forget a 50% more powerful gpu ahahahah i don't believe it :P
DeadNames
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(07-08-2013, 09:27 PM)
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Smells like West Side Story.

Lol, it is. PC is Maria and Tony
beast786
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(07-08-2013, 09:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by i-Lo

I stopped at the specs part. So wrong.

Even people I know who have pre-ordered PS4 thinks XB1 is more powerful. I think the assumption come with higher price tag or something or "I read its more powerful"
ckohler
(07-08-2013, 09:33 PM)
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Advocating PC gaming as an alternative to console gaming has always rubbed me the wrong way. I don't really find this funny. Good production values, though.
josecitoxnyo
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(07-08-2013, 09:35 PM)
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PC girl is hot as hell. Why there´s no girl on the Sony side? huh?
Vulcano's assistant
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(07-08-2013, 09:36 PM)
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The Xboxs dancers had the best rhymes
FluxWaveZ
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(07-08-2013, 09:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by i-Lo

I stopped at the specs part. So wrong.

Perhaps Kinect 2 and television integration stuff can be seen as superior tech.

I didn't like this. I feel that there were more memorable PS3 vs. 360 videos back then than what we're getting now.
i-Lo
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(07-08-2013, 09:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by beast786

Even people I know who have pre-ordered PS4 thinks XB1 is more powerful. I think the assumption come with higher price tag or something or "I read its more powerful"

Looks like Sony would have been better off pricing it at $599.
Vulcano's assistant
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(07-08-2013, 09:40 PM)
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I wish they had used something that sounded more like the song.
illmatic22
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(07-08-2013, 09:43 PM)
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To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody

I'm just a poor boy, I dont want to build PC

HES JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY
LIKES TO BUY CONSOLES FOR EX-CLUSIVITY

Do you have, Nathan Drake, do you have Mario?

BISMILLAH, NO, WE DONT HAVE MARIO!!

NO WE DONT!!

BEEZLEBUB, GUESS ILL NEVER EVER BUY PC.....

FunkyPajamas
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(07-08-2013, 09:43 PM)
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Eh, current generation still has the best console wars song IMO. (PS3's how to kill a brand)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjUkId4jVhc

Originally Posted by i-Lo

Looks like Sony would have been better off pricing it at $599.

Don't even joke about that.

Originally Posted by josecitoxnyo

PC girl is hot as hell. Why there´s no girl on the Sony side? huh?

PS4 represents true gamers. :P
Last edited by FunkyPajamas; 07-08-2013 at 09:47 PM. Reason: Better version of the PS3 song.
Hung_real
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(07-08-2013, 09:44 PM)
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was looking for a wii u cameo
Hesemonni
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(07-08-2013, 09:46 PM)
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So why does the PC guy look like James Deen and you know what happened after the shoot took place :/ Yes, the PC girl is hot.
SlowRevolution
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(07-08-2013, 09:52 PM)
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Could've been a lot better, the lyrics were kind of weak. Made me want a PS4/Xbox Epic Rap Battle

Kaz vs Ballmer
Dr. Kitty Muffins
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(07-08-2013, 10:02 PM)
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I find it funny they cast some women to help represent the dudebro side.
Darknessbear
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(07-08-2013, 10:38 PM)
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More material for PC circle jerks. Heh

Originally Posted by ckohler

Advocating PC gaming as an alternative to console gaming has always rubbed me the wrong way. I don't really find this funny. Good production values, though.

Yea, it's really weird. Especially for the fact a lot of people already own PC's and use consoles as an alternative/game device.

I'm pretty sure there aren't people that don't realize you can play games on your PC. And the crack that consoles are holding PC's back... hah. They actually help push them forward. Every generation sets a new standard for what is MINIMUM SPECS.
Spawnling
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(07-08-2013, 11:13 PM)
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Awesome video!
sono
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(07-09-2013, 10:16 PM)
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Got the tune in my head now - I cant stop singing "PC, its better on PC"

and I am console gamer - doh!

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