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statham
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(07-10-2013, 01:56 PM)
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Justin Bieber is an oblivious, self-important little twit who goes out of his way to make the working man's life miserable -- just watch this video of the singer pissing into a restaurant mop bucket ... and laughing like he's the king of the world.

The clip was shot in NYC earlier this year -- we're told Bieber and his idiotic friends were leaving some nightclub, exiting through a restaurant kitchen, and Bieber decided he needed to take a leak.

But rather than go to a bathroom like a civilized person, Bieber -- wearing pants that should literally be illegal -- whipped out his junk and whizzed into a yellow mop bucket used to clean the restaurant's floors ... meaning whoever's job it was to mop the place up had to physically change Bieber's disgusting piss water.

And the worst part ... Bieber's friends act like the restaurant should be HONORED that the singer decided to piss there. It's revolting.

We can't say for sure if the group was drunk, but it sure sounds like they were.

Oh yeah, at the end of the video, Bieber sprays a photo of Bill Clinton with cleaning liquid for some reason ... saying, "F*** Bill Clinton!"

We don't know what Bill Clinton did to Justin Bieber ... but whatever it was, Bieber probably deserved it. Thank you, Bill. Thank you.

Justin Bieber: Pisses Into Restaurant Mop Bucket w/Video
Smellycat
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(07-10-2013, 01:56 PM)
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SMH
Talon
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(07-10-2013, 01:57 PM)
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Can't wait for the inevitable buzzfeed clickbait about random teen girls on Twitter defending the Biebs.
Vermillion
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(07-10-2013, 01:58 PM)
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He seemed like such a nice young man. What ever could have happened. I am shocked.
Thing on a Spring
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(07-10-2013, 01:59 PM)
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The sooner people stop paying attention to that shit stain, the better. Although the photoshop of him as a baby being lifted into his truck by his minder is priceless.
Rebel Leader
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(07-10-2013, 01:59 PM)
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I would dump that right on him
mxgt
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(07-10-2013, 01:59 PM)
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this guys descent into complete cuntery has been quite intriguing
Aiii
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(07-10-2013, 01:59 PM)
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Isn't this a bit of an overreaction to a young pissdrunk teenager being an idiot. Not saying it's not an asshole move, but I can probably list at least 20 instances of me being a drunk idiot when I was between 15 and 20 (Netherlands, legal age limit is 16, etc) that are way worse than this.
BossLackey
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(07-10-2013, 02:00 PM)
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He's always going to be a child.
Nonexistinghero
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(07-10-2013, 02:00 PM)
Well, he was already a known asshole. Is known to not be too bright either. A lot of teen Disney stars don't seem to be much better either. You know, those teen actresses that want to shake their childstar image by starring in movie with a lot nudity, gore, sex & profanity. That's kind of the opposite of a mature adult and more in-sync with an irresponsible teen.
Horse Detective
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(07-10-2013, 02:00 PM)
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Why didn't he just piss into his diaper pants
NaturalHigh
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(07-10-2013, 02:00 PM)
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Oh geez who cares? People do dumb shit all the time when they are drunk.

Just because it is Bieber you all freak out. He is an asshole...there are a lot of assholes. Some of his music is still awesome, idc if he is a giant douche.
alfredofroylan
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(07-10-2013, 02:01 PM)
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So should we start a poll? What's going to happen first?
a) Arrested
b) Suicide attempt
c) Rehab
Kup
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(07-10-2013, 02:01 PM)
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He'll be in rehab soon and then living in dire health for most of his life.

Celebrity kids.
BossLackey
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(07-10-2013, 02:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by Aiii

Isn't this a bit of an overreaction to a young pissdrunk teenager being an idiot. Not saying it's not an asshole move, but I can probably list at least 20 instances of me being a drunk idiot when I was between 15 and 20 (Netherlands, legal age limit is 16, etc) that are way worse than this.

So because you were an idiot means that it's fine for him to make someone clean up his piss. Cool. Not holding someone accountable means you're an enabler.
k_trout
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(07-10-2013, 02:01 PM)
im 40 with no tv so im gonna say it
who the f*ck is justin beiber?
strafer
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(07-10-2013, 02:02 PM)
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fuck are those pants... smh
Red Liquorice
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(07-10-2013, 02:02 PM)
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Pissing in a mop bucket: The new rock n roll.


Originally Posted by k_trout

im 40 with no tv so im gonna say it
who the f*ck is justin beiber?

Think Little Jimmy Osmond in a YOLO tshirt.
godelsmetric
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(07-10-2013, 02:03 PM)
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I don't really understand, isn't the legal drinking age in the USA 21? Could the cops not just wait outside for him to come out and arrest him?
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(07-10-2013, 02:03 PM)
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Originally Posted by alfredofroylan

So should we start a poll? What's going to happen first?
a) Arrested
b) Suicide attempt
c) Rehab

C


Stars rarely get arrested unless it's serious, even then that's rare
Yagharek
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(07-10-2013, 02:04 PM)
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Originally Posted by k_trout

im 40 with no tv so im gonna say it
who the f*ck is justin beiber?

Next year's rehab pop idol.
sangreal
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(07-10-2013, 02:04 PM)
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and they filmed it vertically
Rebel Leader
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(07-10-2013, 02:05 PM)
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Originally Posted by k_trout

im 40 with no tv so im gonna say it
who the f*ck is justin beiber?

a baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby oh

Originally Posted by sangreal

and they filmed it vertically

Another crime on humanity to add
k_trout
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(07-10-2013, 02:05 PM)
argh jimmy osmond...............in rehab
i vomited in my mouth a little
Funky Papa
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(07-10-2013, 02:05 PM)
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I refuse to call that thing "trousers".
lazybones18
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(07-10-2013, 02:06 PM)
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Should go back to "running over" paparazzi
Kaako
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(07-10-2013, 02:06 PM)
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Originally Posted by strafer

fuck are those pants... smh

Those are pants for people that like to shit themselves clearly. That's what that bag thing is right under their ass. Self-shitting pants is what they should be called.
obin_gam
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(07-10-2013, 02:06 PM)
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the modern day vanilla ice.

it would be perfect if he made the title track to Bay/Liebsmans Ninja Turtles!
anarckitty
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(07-10-2013, 02:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by Horse Detective

Why didn't he just piss into his diaper pants

That's some quality detective work there, Horse Detective.

I was thinking the same thing. Perhaps they had reached absorbent capacity.
Yagharek
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(07-10-2013, 02:09 PM)
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Originally Posted by obin_gam

the modern day vanilla ice.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

The Ninja Turtle Rap was far better than anything this bieber shit has done.
Kid Ska
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(07-10-2013, 02:09 PM)
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Those pants arrrrgghhhhh
Vestal
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(07-10-2013, 02:09 PM)
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Originally Posted by Aiii

Isn't this a bit of an overreaction to a young pissdrunk teenager being an idiot. Not saying it's not an asshole move, but I can probably list at least 20 instances of me being a drunk idiot when I was between 15 and 20 (Netherlands, legal age limit is 16, etc) that are way worse than this.

Really?

A piss ant that is being passed a the next big thing should know better than to act like a little bitch. This idiot is what is wrong with today's culture..

You also have to remember this is not an isolated incident either. The list of dick moves by this punk is long and troubling.
Aiii
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(07-10-2013, 02:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by BossLackey

So because you were an idiot means that it's fine for him to make someone clean up his piss. Cool. Not holding someone accountable means you're an enabler.

Nobody said it was fine, I certainly didn't.

But the superlatives people use whenever Bieber does something that for any other person would be a "*shrug* what an idiot" reaction is mindblowing to me. The amount of attention that is given to this shit is 10 times worse than anything any "Belieber" says on the internet.
Last edited by Aiii; 07-10-2013 at 02:12 PM.
Vermillion
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(07-10-2013, 02:10 PM)
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Where was Lil fucking Twist?
Mistouze
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(07-10-2013, 02:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by BossLackey

So because you were an idiot means that it's fine for him to make someone clean up his piss. Cool. Not holding someone accountable means you're an enabler.

Bieber induced rage makes it hard to read I guess. "Not saying it's not an asshole move" is the important part.

It's just hard to be surprised at a young drunk rich and famous kid doing dumb and assholish things.
Sn4ke_911
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(07-10-2013, 02:10 PM)
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It's just a matter of time now until this kid goes to jail.
Beaulieu
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(07-10-2013, 02:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by Aiii

Isn't this a bit of an overreaction to a young pissdrunk teenager being an idiot. Not saying it's not an asshole move, but I can probably list at least 20 instances of me being a drunk idiot when I was between 15 and 20 (Netherlands, legal age limit is 16, etc) that are way worse than this.

will you stop beingn logic man ? illogical hate is the only way to go when we talk about celebrities.
Ataraxia
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(07-10-2013, 02:11 PM)
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Young, rich and famous people do stupid things. This isn't new but our 24/7 twitter/instagram internet obsession guarantees that every little celebrity indiscretion is broadcast for public consumption.

I envy the guy who has never heard of Justin Bieber.
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(07-10-2013, 02:11 PM)
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Janitor should have sold the pisswater to bieliebers for all the parent's money and never have to clean a floor again.
obin_gam
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(07-10-2013, 02:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by Yagharek

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

The Ninja Turtle Rap was far better than anything this bieber shit has done.



Horse Detective
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(07-10-2013, 02:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by anarckitty

That's some quality detective work there, Horse Detective.

I was thinking the same thing. Perhaps they had reached absorbent capacity.

I for one am pissed off that he is not taking advantage of the functionality of his pants. This is all celebrities ever do, piss money down the toilet.
Yagharek
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(07-10-2013, 02:13 PM)
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Originally Posted by obin_gam



Which is which?
Switters
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(07-10-2013, 02:14 PM)
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FUCK BILL CLINTON
Sn4ke_911
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(07-10-2013, 02:16 PM)
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What happened to you Bieber...
obin_gam
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(07-10-2013, 02:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by Yagharek

Which is which?

the one with the stupid hair and underwear visible is bieber
Rebel Leader
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(07-10-2013, 02:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by Switters

FUCK BILL CLINTON

To late some one already beaten you to it 20 years ago
AkimbO_Arcana
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(07-10-2013, 02:17 PM)
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His pants are awesome though.
Easy_D
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(07-10-2013, 02:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by k_trout

im 40 with no tv so im gonna say it
who the f*ck is justin beiber?

I envy you.
J-Rod
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(07-10-2013, 02:18 PM)
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A lot of kids think vandalism is funny and cool.

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