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evlcookie
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(07-13-2013, 01:31 AM)
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Valve just launched this little new initiative.

http://pipeline.valvesoftware.com/

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrH5ZbUJ_kw

Searched and didn't find anything.
MoeB
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(07-13-2013, 01:32 AM)
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exciting

ps. dat page design.
Raymo
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(07-13-2013, 01:33 AM)
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Lucky shits...
Storm360
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(07-13-2013, 01:35 AM)
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Interesting...
Roche
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(07-13-2013, 01:35 AM)
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Cool Idea, It'd be nice if the Gaming Industry were easier to get into as an entry-level person.
dave is ok
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(07-13-2013, 01:35 AM)
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Ladies and gentleman, the HL3 development team.
Barryman
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(07-13-2013, 01:36 AM)
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teenagers like you
dispensergoinup
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(07-13-2013, 01:36 AM)
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I know Mel, she's a pretty good artist. Can't wait to see this project take off.
John Caboose
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(07-13-2013, 01:37 AM)
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Valve needs more devs to finish Half-Life 3 it seems,
SalsaShark
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(07-13-2013, 01:37 AM)
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I wonder how long this valve-like naming puns are gonna last them

greenlight is kind of a cop out
maquiladora
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(07-13-2013, 01:37 AM)
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What happens when they turn 20?
xtrasauce
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(07-13-2013, 01:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by dave is ok

Ladies and gentleman, the HL3 development team's grandparents.

Fixed.
Quadraphonic
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(07-13-2013, 01:38 AM)
I was thinking "So it's like a better Project Fun?" and I saw the girl with the cap that said "NO FUN"...

I think they're going after DP.
Razorskin
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(07-13-2013, 01:38 AM)
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These teens hold the future of Half-Life 3 in their hands.
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(07-13-2013, 01:38 AM)
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SalsaShark
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(07-13-2013, 01:38 AM)
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man these teenagers are SICK

gabe is so FRESH

radical
woober
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(07-13-2013, 01:38 AM)
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Gabe just called us teenagers...

but Gabe...

Last edited by woober; 07-13-2013 at 01:40 AM.
Matt2thefuture
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(07-13-2013, 01:39 AM)
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F#ck Teenagers! How about a job for late 20's to 40's ;) I want to work for Valve! I can play guitar and use photoshop.
-MD-
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(07-13-2013, 01:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by Barryman

teenagers like you

That threw me off.
SalsaShark
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(07-13-2013, 01:40 AM)
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is Valve starting a boy band
OverBlood 3
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(07-13-2013, 01:40 AM)
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How about giving this 20 something some help? I need money bad.
JawesomeJaw
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(07-13-2013, 01:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by SalsaShark

I wonder how long this valve-like naming puns are gonna last them

greenlight is kind of a cop out

To be fair, Clogged Pipe isn't really a marketable name.
SneakyStephan
(07-13-2013, 01:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by dave is ok

Ladies and gentleman, the HL3 development team.

I will murder you until you are no longer alive.
Das-J
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(07-13-2013, 01:41 AM)
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I like - Hopefully the kids coming out of the program are ready to put in some serious hours!
Matt2thefuture
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(07-13-2013, 01:41 AM)
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I'm going in undercover to get a job at Valve.
SalsaShark
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(07-13-2013, 01:41 AM)
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I feel like all this is gonna accomplish is making me feel bad because of younger people being more succesful and productive than me
djshauny
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(07-13-2013, 01:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by -MD-

That threw me off.

Yeah was a little strange lol
I am Michael Bolton
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(07-13-2013, 01:42 AM)
Gaben looks like he's lost weight. Good on him.
JawzPause
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(07-13-2013, 01:42 AM)
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gaben is such a nice guy
Can Crusher
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(07-13-2013, 01:43 AM)
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Gabe about to open an high school inside Valve. Mfker is creating his own outer heaven!
SalsaShark
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(07-13-2013, 01:43 AM)
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in all honesty this is pretty fuckin great

but the video needs more dubstep to appeal to today's youth
Magnus
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(07-13-2013, 01:44 AM)
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Originally Posted by SalsaShark

I wonder how long this valve-like naming puns are gonna last them

greenlight is kind of a cop out

This is...literally the first time I've made an association between the words Steam and Valve like that. Wow. Way over my head. lol.
BlastProcessing
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(07-13-2013, 01:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by maquiladora

What happens when they turn 20?

FINALBOSS
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(07-13-2013, 01:45 AM)
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Fuck was just about to come in and say "how do you do, fellow kids?"
Buttonbasher
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(07-13-2013, 01:46 AM)
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Gabe Newell just became Willy Wonka.
Rashid
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(07-13-2013, 01:46 AM)
As a teenager, this doesn't excite me at all.
Ingueferroque
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(07-13-2013, 01:48 AM)
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That website is horrible. :(
blamite
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(07-13-2013, 01:49 AM)
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Cool idea. Really interested in how having these kids working at Valve will go.

It's obvious that the FAQ was written by teenagers, it's really bad.
SalsaShark
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(07-13-2013, 01:52 AM)
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Originally Posted by Ingueferroque

That website is horrible. :(

well its made by kids
General_Frags
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(07-13-2013, 01:53 AM)
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So its the HL3 dev team then...
dave is ok
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(07-13-2013, 01:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by blamite

Cool idea. Really interested in how having these kids working at Valve will go.

It's obvious that the FAQ was written by teenagers, it's really bad.

"Here's some cool names we also liked!"
theeraser
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(07-13-2013, 01:54 AM)
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Duncan really has to shit.
Paches
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(07-13-2013, 01:54 AM)
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Anyone going frame by frame for the Half Life 3 confirmation yet?
Mr. Luchador
I played NeoGAF Bingo and all I got was this tag
(07-13-2013, 01:55 AM)
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(American) Teenagers like you!
snoopeasystreet
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(07-13-2013, 01:57 AM)
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I guess people at Valve realized that they'll die of old age before HL3 is shipped and need to start grooming young talent.

Rogue Legacy is actually about the development of Half Life 3.
Decider
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(07-13-2013, 01:57 AM)
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Ravensmash
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(07-13-2013, 01:58 AM)
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Got excited until I saw that it was for teenagers and specifically students.

Aim a bit wider Valve. It's a great idea but it's missing the key demographic of the 20+ school leaver who wants that starting point into the industry, despite their school choices.

:[
x3sphere
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(07-13-2013, 01:58 AM)
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Originally Posted by Ingueferroque

That website is horrible. :(

These are high school kids. Also, it's better than what a lot of people in my university web design class can do.
funkystudent
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(07-13-2013, 01:59 AM)
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I already hate every single one of these kids.

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