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dmr87
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(07-26-2013, 01:38 PM)
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Custom Maid 3D, the erotic computer game with a cock controller, is grinding out a historic update: Oculus Rift support. VR gaming with things people put their penises in will never be the same!

Thanks to a new beta patch, now players can enjoy virtual reality head-mounted gaming as they enjoy controlling the game with their dicks—should they have one! As website Destructoid points out, the new patch supposedly makes this the first sex game with Oculus Rift support, beating Wicked Paradise.

As previously mentioned, the wireless peripheral controller is actually called "Ju-C Air." It has an analog stick and an action button as well as a right and a left click, and the controller will respond and react in real time to your stroke speed and depth, but ignores feelings of shame and guilt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic6k-s3xyv8

http://kotaku.com/penis-powered-game...port-919896530
http://www.destructoid.com/erotica-g...t-258762.phtml
redmetal86
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(07-26-2013, 01:38 PM)
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Ew.
Lulubop
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(07-26-2013, 01:39 PM)
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PC to dominate Japan next gen?
Sethos
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(07-26-2013, 01:39 PM)
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Now that's an input device
ScepticMatt
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(07-26-2013, 01:39 PM)
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ehh....
Jack cw
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(07-26-2013, 01:39 PM)
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Small dick the game.
Metrotab
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(07-26-2013, 01:40 PM)
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The future is here.
IHaveIce
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(07-26-2013, 01:40 PM)
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First thing related to Occolus Rift that seems kind of a new thing for me.

Of course it comes from Japan.
NewGame
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(07-26-2013, 01:41 PM)
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Meanwhile at Japan's government...

"I don't understand these birthrates! When will it stop dropping?!"
ZoddGutts
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(07-26-2013, 01:41 PM)
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About the right size for Japan and Revoh.
CambriaRising
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(07-26-2013, 01:41 PM)
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Because why the fuck not?
Suirrad
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(07-26-2013, 01:42 PM)
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Wow, now that's just reDICKulous.
pelicansurf
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(07-26-2013, 01:42 PM)
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Are you actually thrusting into this thing or is it just a penis-shaped mouse?
Rapstah
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(07-26-2013, 01:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by CambriaRising

Because why the fuck not?

The fuck not might be because you're playing this game.
NotLiquid
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(07-26-2013, 01:43 PM)
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Yukkuris are distracting, shit tier game.
gofreak
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(07-26-2013, 01:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by pelicansurf

Are you actually thrusting into this thing or is it just a penis-shaped mouse?

You put it on and masturbate while you play the game. The game 'will respond and react in real time to your stroke speed and depth'.

Sounds reasonable.
zeopower6
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(07-26-2013, 01:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by pelicansurf

Are you actually thrusting into this thing or is it just a penis-shaped mouse?

It does say onahole device so... yes. (Think Tenga egg or Fleshlight?)
caffeware
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(07-26-2013, 01:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by CambriaRising

Because why the fuck not?

ponpo
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(07-26-2013, 01:45 PM)
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Calling "custom maid 3D" "penis-powered game"?

Kotaku garbage as usual. Also slow as usual ~
Homu
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(07-26-2013, 01:45 PM)
This is what I've been waiting for all my life.
Acquiescence
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(07-26-2013, 01:45 PM)
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Does it come in a bigger size?
ffdgh
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(07-26-2013, 01:46 PM)
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...
Ammish
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(07-26-2013, 01:46 PM)
Will it fit for us westerners?
Papytendo
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(07-26-2013, 01:47 PM)
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Do they sell used controllers?
Homu
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(07-26-2013, 01:47 PM)

Originally Posted by Acquiescence

Does it come in a bigger size?

I hope it comes with custom onahole support.
wonzo
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(07-26-2013, 01:48 PM)
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this is literally something out of ressentiment
ponpo
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(07-26-2013, 01:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by wonzo

this is literally something out of ressentiment

carfo
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(07-26-2013, 01:49 PM)
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and you thought your controllers got dirty
Dreamcast
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(07-26-2013, 01:50 PM)
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Getting closer and closer to real-time waifu interactions.
Mihael Mello Keehl
(07-26-2013, 01:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by ponpo

LOL :)
caffeware
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(07-26-2013, 01:50 PM)
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oculus rift

(vulgar) The anus, arse; the posterior, buttocks

oculus rift

To split open; break.
FourMyle
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(07-26-2013, 01:51 PM)
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AniimeGAF?
cyberheater
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(07-26-2013, 01:52 PM)
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I wouldn't want to work in the repairs dept for that device.
Roxas
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(07-26-2013, 01:52 PM)
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eww, how are you supposed to clean it out?
R dott B
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(07-26-2013, 01:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by cyberheater

I wouldn't want to work in the repairs dept for that device.

Holy shit
shira
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(07-26-2013, 01:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by Acquiescence

Does it come in a bigger size?

I guess you could put your finger or toe in there
Kaako
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(07-26-2013, 01:53 PM)
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There is a Penis-Powered video game!? O ma gawwd bwahaha. Japan :bow:
DPJ
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(07-26-2013, 01:56 PM)
Cockulus Rift.
EuropeOG
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(07-26-2013, 01:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by cyberheater

I wouldn't want to work in the repairs dept for that device.

Hahaha
GreggTheGrimReaper
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(07-26-2013, 01:56 PM)
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Next generation arcade?
Arkos
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(07-26-2013, 01:57 PM)
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Originally Posted by DPJ

Cockulus Rift.

*high five*
Big_Al
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(07-26-2013, 01:57 PM)
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Stroke of genius.
zeopower6
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(07-26-2013, 01:58 PM)
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Originally Posted by cyberheater

I wouldn't want to work in the repairs dept for that device.

Lol, I remember hearing about used "devices" getting returned to J-List once...
JNT
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(07-26-2013, 02:00 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sethos

Now that's an input device

*golf clap*
Casimir
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(07-26-2013, 02:00 PM)
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So creepy.
Suirrad
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(07-26-2013, 02:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by carfo

and you thought your controllers got dirty

Originally Posted by Papytendo

Do they sell used controllers?

:D
VoidJutsu
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(07-26-2013, 02:02 PM)
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well...
Hung_real
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(07-26-2013, 02:05 PM)
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the overall design is pretty smiliar to a PS Move
equap
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(07-26-2013, 02:06 PM)
I'll wait for a used one.
Trojita
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(07-26-2013, 02:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by ponpo

lol the last panel of that comic would be perfect for these threads in the future.

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