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Gintoki313
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(07-27-2013, 01:26 AM)
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I'm into the powerful women, and high socks club also.
BrokenEchelon
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(07-27-2013, 01:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by Alienous

Well, Hugh Jackman has sex dressed as Wolverine, so none of this seems strange to me.

I too have had sex in jeans and a white tee.
Captain_Spanky
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(07-27-2013, 01:33 AM)
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Oh I forget a HUGE one - Messy fetishism.
Lulubop
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(07-27-2013, 01:36 AM)
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Been feeling kinda Cucklody lately, probably a bad idea.
pompidu
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(07-27-2013, 01:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by Lulubop

Been feeling kinda Cucklody lately, probably a bad idea.

lol. That is one where i will never participate in
Sats
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(07-27-2013, 01:40 AM)
You're all sick and disgusting perverts <3
BeerSnob
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(07-27-2013, 01:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sats

You're all sick and disgusting perverts <3

Pervert high-five!
mullet2000
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(07-27-2013, 01:44 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jedeye Sniv

I probably shouldn't share this with the internet but fuck it...

My partner and I have just discovered a new-to-us kink that we've been enjoying for the past few months that we lovingly call Dildo Pants. Usually I'll go down on her for a while (maybe through her underwear, that works well) and then after she's warmed up I'll get a flanged dildo and tease for a good while until she's begging for it. I then slide it in and then pull her pants up. Actually, she usually does this, and the look on her face as she pulls hard on her pants is just awesome. Then she's usually super slutty and gives amazing 4x multiplier awesome head and will then have an insane orgasm after riding my leg or some pillows with spouting filth, it's fucking amazing.

Not really seen it mentioned much on the internet at all, seems to be an unusual practice.

There, my awkward overshare for the day.

Goddamn.

Sounds like I have a new kink...
Sats
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(07-27-2013, 01:44 AM)

Originally Posted by BeerSnob

Pervert high-five!

You probably touched yourself with that hand.
Jason's Ultimatum
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(07-27-2013, 01:51 AM)
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I like to have sex with autobots.
tino
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(07-27-2013, 01:51 AM)
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"Time Stop" porn
shidoshi
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(07-27-2013, 01:51 AM)
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Originally Posted by Deified Data

Futas.

Monster girls.

Yiff.

Cumplay.

More shit than I can list, really.

Originally Posted by Deified Data

Hope to be able to make love to a cyborg woman in my lifetime. Preferably if she's more machine than woman. Preferably if she's built for war. Like 30% soft lady parts and 70% miniguns, chainsaws, and rust.

You are easily my favorite person in this thread. <3
Sats
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(07-27-2013, 01:54 AM)

Originally Posted by tino

"Time Stop" porn

This shit. Right here.
Cow Mengde
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(07-27-2013, 01:57 AM)
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Originally Posted by tino

"Time Stop" porn

Explain.
Sats
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(07-27-2013, 01:58 AM)

Originally Posted by Cow Mengde

Explain.

Some can stop time, usually a guy, and does naughty things to girls during stopped time.
CHEEZMO™
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(07-27-2013, 01:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by shidoshi

You are easily my favorite person in this thread. <3

:'(
Simplet
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(07-27-2013, 02:00 AM)
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Getting yelled at in foreign languages, particularly german, chinese, arabic...

Even better with an unusual accent in that language like swiss-german or sichuanese.
shidoshi
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(07-27-2013, 02:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by CHEEZMO™

:'(

Awww, I still love you and our mutual likes!
Cow Mengde
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(07-27-2013, 02:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sats

Some can stop time, usually a guy, and does naughty things to girls during stopped time.

Oooooooh... Isn't that molestation/rape? That's kinda hot.
SquiddyCracker
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(07-27-2013, 02:05 AM)
What is wrong with GAF today? :I
pompidu
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(07-27-2013, 02:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sats

Some can stop time, usually a guy, and does naughty things to girls during stopped time.

Zack Morris style
Derwind
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(07-27-2013, 02:08 AM)
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Originally Posted by tino

"Time Stop" porn

Boring. Doesn't do it for me for some reason.

Its too one sided.
Deified Data
(07-27-2013, 02:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by shidoshi

You are easily my favorite person in this thread. <3

=)
Plywood
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(07-27-2013, 02:11 AM)
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Originally Posted by SquiddyCracker

What is wrong with GAF today? :I

No TV and no beer make GAF go something, something.
tino
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(07-27-2013, 02:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by Cow Mengde

Oooooooh... Isn't that molestation/rape? That's kinda hot.

If I am grant three wishes, the first thing I ask for is a time stopping giant clock.
Jedeye Sniv
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(07-27-2013, 02:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by mullet2000

Goddamn.

Sounds like I have a new kink...

Yesss :) I knew sharing it was a good idea. Do it!

Originally Posted by tino

"Time Stop" porn

I read a book recommended to me by Count Dookake of all people called The Fermata. Time stop porn at its finest.
Deified Data
(07-27-2013, 02:19 AM)
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Thread is basically an elaborate ploy to add to Sats' spankbank.
JustRiffled
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(07-27-2013, 02:25 AM)

Originally Posted by Captain_Spanky

Oh I forget a HUGE one - Messy fetishism.

like that?

Originally Posted by Moppet13

Is she pretending to be a door knob?

she is a doorknob
Sats
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(07-27-2013, 02:29 AM)

Originally Posted by Deified Data

Thread is basically an elaborate ploy to add to Sats' spankbank.

I prefer to call them "Schlick It Tickets".

I found an excerpt.

Before I snapped my fingers to stop the flow of time in the universe, Joyce was walking across the carpeting in a gray-blue knit dress, and I was sitting behind a desk twenty or thirty feet away, transcribing a tape. I could see her hipbones under her dress, and I immediately knew it was the time to Snap in. Her pocketbook is still over her shoulder. Her pubic hair is very black and nice to look at—there is lots and lots of it. If I didn’t already know her name, I would probably now open her purse and find out her name, because it helps to know the name of a woman I undress. There is moreover something very exciting, almost moving, about taking a peek at a woman’s driver’s license without her knowing—studying the picture and wondering whether it was one that pleased her or made her unhappy when she was first given it at the DMV.

Immediately bought and put on Kindle, thank you.
Izayoi
(07-27-2013, 02:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by Lulubop

Been feeling kinda Cucklody lately, probably a bad idea.

Not bad at all, as long as you're the one doing the cuckolding.

:>
KefkaPalazzo
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(07-27-2013, 02:35 AM)
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Incest fantasy...oh, and when a girlfriend/wife catches a guy pumping or sucking another guy, and she is all "OMgosh" and he is all "oh whatever" and they have a threesome...that is pretty rad too.
Steamlord
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(07-27-2013, 02:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by KefkaPalazzo

Incest fantasy...don't judge me.

I understand, bro. No, not THAT kind of bro.
Sats
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(07-27-2013, 02:37 AM)

Originally Posted by Izayoi

Not bad at all, as long as you're the one doing the cuckolding.

:>

Shit, how could I forget about my biggest, nastiest, most horrible shameful kink? That horrible feeling, seeing your loved one's pained face as you are pleasured and reamed out by a stranger, and the feeling of agony knowing that you are hurting them deeply, but you can't stop because the sex is sooooo good.

Unf.

This is going to sound awful, but if I had a boyfriend or a husband that asked me to sleep with another man while they watched, I totally would.
Last edited by Sats; 07-27-2013 at 02:39 AM.
Jedeye Sniv
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(07-27-2013, 02:38 AM)
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I like reading erotica. Sometimes on my phone on the bus. It's a quiet bus.

Actually that sounded creepy. I just mean that I don't think anyone is looking over my shoulder and therefore I'm not being too creepy. It's just fun to read while I'm bored.
The Adder
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(07-27-2013, 02:38 AM)
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This would be a much shorter discussion if we talked about the things that AREN'T my weirdest kink.
CHEEZMO™
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(07-27-2013, 02:42 AM)
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Iz get in chat bb
Ostinatto
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(07-27-2013, 02:49 AM)
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clothed sex and making intense eye contact during sex.
Derwind
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(07-27-2013, 02:55 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sats

This is going to sound awful, but if I had a boyfriend or a husband that asked me to sleep with another man while they watched, I totally would.

Not awful. Better yet do a spouse/partner swap all while sexting to eachother.

Next level shit right there.

Originally Posted by Ostinatto

clothed sex and making intense eye contact during sex.

Ass jobs and sensual massages. Nothing better.
Sats
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(07-27-2013, 02:57 AM)

Originally Posted by Derwind

Not awful. Better yet do a spouse/partner swap all while sexting to eachother.

Next level shit right there.

Noooooo, he has to watch.
The Adder
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(07-27-2013, 02:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sats

Shit, how could I forget about my biggest, nastiest, most horrible shameful kink? That horrible feeling, seeing your loved one's pained face as you are pleasured and reamed out by a stranger, and the feeling of agony knowing that you are hurting them deeply, but you can't stop because the sex is sooooo good.

Unf.

This is going to sound awful, but if I had a boyfriend or a husband that asked me to sleep with another man while they watched, I totally would.

If they ask then it's not awful.

Now if you did it and they didn't okay it. Then they call you while it was happening. And you inform them... Or worse yet, have a conversation with them while not informing them, but making sure to record it happening for your own future reference. Then leave it somewhere to be found rather easily... That would be awful.

... Excuse me.
Half and half
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(07-27-2013, 02:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by Solo

I like to bone missionary style in the dark with a condom.

Disgusting.
Izayoi
(07-27-2013, 03:00 AM)
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Realistically, I'd probably end up on a watchlist somewhere if I were to actually list everything. ;_;

Time stop and everything it implies is damn good, though.

Originally Posted by Sats

This is going to sound awful, but if I had a boyfriend or a husband that asked me to sleep with another man while they watched, I totally would.

Call me when you get one.

Originally Posted by CHEEZMO™

Iz get in chat bb

k <3
Derwind
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(07-27-2013, 03:00 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sats

Noooooo, he has to watch.

Facetime, Skype? Or is he supposed to be tied/strappedup and watching. Thats... kinda hot
TestOfTide
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(07-27-2013, 03:00 AM)
chubby girls. Not like morbidly obese but with some extra fat and really pale skin.
ThoseDeafMutes
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(07-27-2013, 03:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by Izayoi

Time stop and everything it implies is damn good, though.

Kind of distressed that I know what that is.
MikeDown
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(07-27-2013, 03:02 AM)
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girls in mud, oh and thigh boots
Sub_Level
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(07-27-2013, 03:02 AM)
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Originally Posted by Tesseract

i wanna dress up as a brachiosaurus and sneeze on people's genitals.

I thought I was the only snowflake who wanted this. fuck
Izayoi
(07-27-2013, 03:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by ThoseDeafMutes

Kind of distressed that I know what that is.

Don't be distressed! It's fun! All is fair when it comes to fetishes, everyone's boat floats a little differently.

Originally Posted by MikeDown

girls in mud, oh and thigh boots

But those aren't weird at all. The thread is supposed to be about weird fetishes!
Derwind
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(07-27-2013, 03:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by ThoseDeafMutes

Kind of distressed that I know what that is.

I dont get the hype, its soo... one sided. Both the story in the scene and the actu....err...

Theres something wrong with me isn't there. :(
Izayoi
(07-27-2013, 03:07 AM)
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Originally Posted by Derwind

I dont get the hype, its soo... one sided. Both the story in the scene and the actu....err...

Theres something wrong with me isn't there. :(

Nah. Some people like the one-sidedness of it. Not too different from dead lay/sleep rape/etc.

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