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Shaneus
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(08-06-2013, 12:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by reptilescorpio

Nice parting burn

Is that actually him, though? I mean, it looks like it but there's no little "*" indicating it's confirmed (though I can't say I've noticed that on any politician's Twitter... not that I've looked.
Fredescu
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(08-07-2013, 02:55 AM)
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Odds getting longer and longer for ALP. You can get $4.50 for an ALP win on Sporting Bet. I know it's early on in the campaign, but I'm thinking this looks like a done deal.


edit: Yep Shaneus, that's definitely him. Don't know why he doesn't get a tick.
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Omi
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(08-07-2013, 04:09 AM)
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Pic of the day.

Box of Bunnies
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(08-07-2013, 04:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by Omi

"Remember: tell your friends and family to vote LNP or the baby gets it."
Fredescu
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(08-07-2013, 04:31 AM)
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Originally Posted by Omi

Pic of the day.

Liking these:



Fredescu
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(08-07-2013, 05:18 AM)
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A tool for helping you vote below the line: http://senate.io/

It won't be updated for 2013 until around August 18th, so I guess I'll repost then if I remember. http://senate.io/news/2013/08/timeli...r-availability
Fredescu
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(08-07-2013, 05:35 AM)
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John Birmingham spent a day with some people from Sportsbet talking about political odds: http://media.theage.com.au/national/...n-4633821.html

The interesting part is towards the end of the video where he says that even though the odds are heavily in the LNPs favour, there are far more individual votes on Labor. LNP has far more money on them though. Some "really really big" bets.


And yeah, fuck you, I'm triple posting. If you don't like it, post more.
viciouskillersquirrel
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(08-07-2013, 05:50 AM)
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There's always a whole lot of wishful thinking involved when people make bets. I remember how Intrade hugely underestimated Obama's support in the las US presidential election.

Of course, bookmakers don't necessarily base their odds on where people are betting.
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(08-07-2013, 05:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by reptilescorpio

What's Presidogs stance on gay marriage?

Originally Posted by Gazunta

If it's got a leg you can hump it.

Presidogs 4 LYFE then!
Fredescu
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(08-07-2013, 05:57 AM)
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Originally Posted by viciouskillersquirrel

There's always a whole lot of wishful thinking involved when people make bets. I remember how Intrade hugely underestimated Obama's support in the las US presidential election.

I remember Australian bookmakers having Obama as a fairly firm favourite, even though the media coverage was predicting that it would be close. Bookmakers do have the reputation for getting it right more often than opinion polling does.
Box of Bunnies
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(08-07-2013, 06:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by Fredescu

And yeah, fuck you, I'm triple posting.

"Stop the posts."
reptilescorpio
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(08-07-2013, 06:11 AM)
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Originally Posted by Fredescu

I remember Australian bookmakers having Obama as a fairly firm favourite, even though the media coverage was predicting that it would be close. Bookmakers do have the reputation for getting it right more often than opinion polling does.

What are the US bookmakers saying about our election?
Fredescu
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(08-07-2013, 06:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by reptilescorpio

What are the US bookmakers saying about our election?

I don't think they're allowed to bet on politics over there. I found this though: http://politicalbetting.bestbetting....winning-party/

About the same odds as here. $3.80 for Labor.
wonzo
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(08-07-2013, 08:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by viciouskillersquirrel

There's always a whole lot of wishful thinking involved when people make bets. I remember how Intrade hugely underestimated Obama's support in the las US presidential election.

Of course, bookmakers don't necessarily base their odds on where people are betting.

Yeah, the best example of this would be the last election of all things.
bomma_man
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(08-07-2013, 08:29 AM)
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we need to unskew the market!
wonzo
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(08-07-2013, 08:33 AM)
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stop the bets
hidys
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(08-07-2013, 09:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by reptilescorpio

Nice parting burn

We have to assume Abbot meant real political parties.
viciouskillersquirrel
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(08-07-2013, 09:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by wonzo

Yeah, the best example of this would be the last election of all things.

I don't remember if any big bets happened then. Care to remind me?
wonzo
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(08-07-2013, 09:49 AM)
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Originally Posted by viciouskillersquirrel

I don't remember if any big bets happened then. Care to remind me?

IIRC, the Coalition gained some big bets in the last two days when Tony Abbott did that 48-hour stretch thing and were the favourites to win by a pretty large margain, and then the actual result was a hung parliament. lol
hidys
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(08-07-2013, 11:02 AM)
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To explain the new company tax cut Hockey has stated

We are confident that the company tax cut will deliver some partially offsetting benefits to the budget bottom line over the medium term

So now they are importing bullshit from the American Right like the Laffer hypothesis.
CrazedProfessional
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(08-07-2013, 11:31 AM)
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Pollsters are usually far better than Betting insiders.

One actually asks the people, the other does vibes. In the 2010 election, betting sites favoured the Coalition massively. It's not done deal, especially when we haven't even had a debate or two yet.
Shaneus
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(08-07-2013, 11:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by hidys

We have to assume Abbot meant real political parties.

Thinking about it now, maybe he meant "minority" in terms of a party that had high numbers of non-"Fair Dinkum" Aussies in it, like dem Asian-folk and Aboriginal-types. And the gays. Don't forget the gays.
Fredescu
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(08-07-2013, 01:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by CrazedProfessional

Pollsters are usually far better than Betting insiders.

Not sure I agree with that, unless you're referring to analysts rather than poll numbers. Not that I have any data to back up my position.

2010 was weird. By all rights it should have been won by the coalition. Two ex National party members from what would otherwise be National party seats forming government with Labor? So bizarre. You wouldn't have taken any odds on that.
Yagharek
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(08-07-2013, 01:26 PM)
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I will vote for any party that adopts this as their mantra:

No three-word slogans
Fredescu
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(08-07-2013, 01:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by Yagharek

I will vote for any party that adopts this as their mantra:

No three-word slogans

I assume you've seen this: http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...ogan-generator

I've been trying not to post a bunch of them because you get some amazing ones, but I just got "Kickstart the bogans". Too good.
hidys
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(08-07-2013, 01:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by Shaneus

Thinking about it now, maybe he meant "minority" in terms of a party that had high numbers of non-"Fair Dinkum" Aussies in it, like dem Asian-folk and Aboriginal-types. And the gays. Don't forget the gays.

Actually on indigenous representation in the federal parliament the liberals are doing better (1 compared to none) likely after the election this will reverse since Ken Wyatt will likely loose his seat and Nova Peris in the Northern Territory will likely enter the senate.
Yagharek
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(08-07-2013, 01:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by Fredescu

I assume you've seen this: http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...ogan-generator

I've been trying not to post a bunch of them because you get some amazing ones, but I just got "Kickstart the bogans". Too good.

A Compassionate NBN.
Bernbaum
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(08-07-2013, 01:36 PM)
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Islam is a country, Jews worship Jesus, halal food should be banned.

That's okay though. Everything in life is about learning.
hidys
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(08-07-2013, 01:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by Yagharek

A Compassionate NBN.

If I were Tony I would totally steal "Axe the Bureaucrats."
freddy
(08-07-2013, 01:39 PM)
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Originally Posted by 0OoO0

This gif almost makes me believe in Reptilians. Enjoy that fly, Tony?
Shaneus
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(08-07-2013, 01:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bernbaum

Islam is a country, Jews worship Jesus, halal food should be banned.

That's okay though. Everything in life is about learning.

You forgot to mention "haram". And the 5-star budget.
SmartBase
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(08-07-2013, 01:41 PM)
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As far as leaders go I don't want Abbott in the top job, I don't think other world leaders can understand the bogan tongue.
Bernbaum
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(08-07-2013, 01:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by Shaneus

You forgot to mention "haram". And the 5-star budget.

Yes. Why have a 5-star budget when there is a perfectly good economy budget?
shanshan310
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(08-07-2013, 02:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by Mar

The fact that this is a real place name is hilarious to me.

It's the most Australian sounding word I have ever heard. 'Course it's real!

Originally Posted by Fredescu

Here's a copy and paste from their policies page:
<sex party>
Each one has a link with more detail. Happy to paste those if you want more detail.

Looks like "Daylight savings in QLD" party has a new contender. If I'm stuck in this god forsaken land I might as well be able to have dinner outside without getting eaten alive by mozzies.
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Omi
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(08-07-2013, 02:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bernbaum

Islam is a country, Jews worship Jesus, halal food should be banned.

That's okay though. Everything in life is about learning.

This is amazing.
reptilescorpio
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(08-07-2013, 02:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bernbaum

Islam is a country, Jews worship Jesus, halal food should be banned.

That's okay though. Everything in life is about learning.

And she is a mother. Raising the next generation of kids.

Rudd's Australia.
DeathJr
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(08-07-2013, 03:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bernbaum

Islam is a country, Jews worship Jesus, halal food should be banned.

That's okay though. Everything in life is about learning.

Halal food funds terrorism? I was on the floor after that one.
shanshan310
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(08-07-2013, 03:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bernbaum

Islam is a country, Jews worship Jesus, halal food should be banned.

That's okay though. Everything in life is about learning.

lol, I was not expecting 7 news to be that hard on her. That was brutal. But also hilarious.
Omi
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(08-07-2013, 11:35 PM)
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Tele off to a great start again today.

viciouskillersquirrel
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(08-08-2013, 12:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by Omi

Tele off to a great start again today.

That's actually a pretty inventive photoshop. I'd congratulate them for coming up with it, but it's the front page of a major newspaper, not a GAF or Reddit thread.
HolyCheck
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(08-08-2013, 01:17 AM)
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wait.

thats an actual paper, not a spoof?
CrazedProfessional
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(08-08-2013, 01:44 AM)
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Today Peter Beattie crawled out of his politics grave to run for a federal seat.
A More Normal Bird
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(08-08-2013, 03:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by Omi

Tele off to a great start again today.

Really eager for some of that Stalinist media regulation right about now.

In other news:
Howard defends ETS support

...speaking at an Australia-Israel Chamber of Commerce lunch in Sydney on Tuesday, Mr Howard said he now supports the coalition's Direct Action policy.

"I think what's happened over the last few years ... there's more questioning of the science," he said.
"When we looked at emissions trading system ... in 2006 it was within the context of a moving of the rest of the world towards that type of arrangement."

Pretty much every word of this is a lie.
shanshan310
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(08-08-2013, 03:13 AM)
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Originally Posted by Omi

Tele off to a great start again today.

Do people actually care about who politicians have drinks with? Under no circumstances are they allowed any friendly conversations ever.
That photo of them is so low res anyway you cant even tell who it is...
wonzo
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(08-08-2013, 04:35 AM)
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stop the beers
roosters93
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(08-08-2013, 04:50 AM)
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Originally Posted by shanshan310

Do people actually care about who politicians have drinks with? Under no circumstances are they allowed any friendly conversations ever.
That photo of them is so low res anyway you cant even tell who it is...

It's definitely newsworthy. Thomson is Hitler. And the trial's been and gone! He's guilty.
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(08-08-2013, 04:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by roosters93

It's definitely newsworthy. Thomson is Hitler. And the trial's been and gone! He's guilty.

No, no. Thompson is clearly Hogan an is thus....a hero?
shanshan310
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(08-08-2013, 06:07 AM)
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Box of Bunnies
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(08-08-2013, 06:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by shanshan310

fygm.jpg
Rlan
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(08-08-2013, 06:15 AM)
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Hogan's Heroes Photoshop? What a timely reference for your average newspaper reader!

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