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Hot Coldman
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(08-05-2013, 02:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by Chinner

i'm sorry to hear about your problems, tashbrooke. hope everything works out soon!

no you're not
Fernando Fernandez
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(08-05-2013, 02:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by NinjaBoiX

Morning Mr Magpie and Feral are glorious. Lotus Flower is pretty damned amazing too.

I thought Feral was going to make me shit my pants.
SmokyDave
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(08-05-2013, 02:16 PM)
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I want to go home and play Ghost Recon: Shadow War. Also known as 'the greatest strategy game ever released'. Still, only four and a quarter hours to go. Sigh.

Originally Posted by NinjaBoiX

Best keep me away from Mrs Dave then, she sounds too cool.

Ł40 and she's yours. Or, Ł10 and a crackhead that can cook.
Tashbrooke
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(08-05-2013, 02:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by Chinner

i'm sorry to hear about your problems, tashbrooke. hope everything works out soon!

what problems?


i just wanted funny gifs :(
NinjaBoiX
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(08-05-2013, 02:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by SmokyDave

I want to go home and play Ghost Recon: Shadow War. Also known as 'the greatest strategy game ever released'. Still, only four and a quarter hours to go. Sigh.


Ł40 and she's yours. Or, Ł10 and a crackhead that can cook.

I have GR:SW sitting there to start Dave. I need to play my 3DS more.

Also, I hear Musha makes a mean Sunday roast. I can't comment on her fondness for hard drugs however.

Originally Posted by Tashbrooke

what problems?


i just wanted funny gifs :(





:D
Jordan
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(08-05-2013, 02:31 PM)
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So, I'm sure this has been asked before but I don't remember. What on earth is your tag about SmokyDave.

Tashbrooke, my life in a gif...


Random question/topic of conversation...

If you were to have a child, what would you call him or her? (I got this after reading 'Why do parents give their children made up names?)

I've had this conversation many times before but always struggled.
Jedeye Sniv
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(08-05-2013, 02:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by NinjaBoiX

This is my life in a gif. You guys are too bitter sometimes ya know?

oh btw, the Knightmare youtube thingy came out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74r-EbIqt9s

ooooo
SmokyDave
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(08-05-2013, 02:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by NinjaBoiX

I have GR:SW sitting there to start Dave. I need to play my 3DS more.

I can't tell you how good GR is. I was raging yesterday whilst I set up the 3DS (seriously, people buy these things instead of the Vita?!) but then it was all better when I got to play Ghost Recon. For 3 hours. Until the weak-ass battery died (I always have 3D at 100%).

Pop in GR and give the first handful of missions a spin. I guarantee you'll be hooked.

Also, I hear Musha makes a mean Sunday roast. I can't comment on her fondness for hard drugs however.

No crackhead, no deal.

Originally Posted by Jordan91

So, I'm sure this has been asked before but I don't remember. What on earth is your tag about SmokyDave.

It's a torrid tale of the day that Nintendo-GAF caught up with me.

Alternatively, this might enlighten you a little.
Last edited by SmokyDave; 08-05-2013 at 02:37 PM.
8bit
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(08-05-2013, 02:50 PM)
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I'm more a fan of Rodeohead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BGFAP6JJrk


In other news it looks as if I'll be travelling back to Glasgow this week for my aunt's funeral, what's the weather like this week?
donkey show
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(08-05-2013, 02:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Tashbrooke

what problems?


i just wanted funny gifs :(

Juicy Bob
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(08-05-2013, 02:59 PM)
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New life goal: Actively keep up with this thread this time. Now I have sorted my shit out, I might actually have a chance.

When's you Birthday: October 14th
Where do you live: Dorset
Where are you from: Nottingham/Dorset/Australia
Occupation/University: Freelancer
Favourite Actor/Actress: Does CM Punk count?
Favourite Band/Artist: Lil B
Favourite TV Show: Top Gear
Favourite Crisps: Sizzling King Prawn Real McCoys
Favourite Biscuit: Hobnobs
Favourite Pokémon: Alakazam
Ant or Dec: The shorter one
Stalactites or Stalagmites: Stalactites
CyanideStrike
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(08-05-2013, 03:00 PM)
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So what's GAF's stance on drug use? Like, I know there's a fair few who like to smoke a joint now and then but what about the harder stuff?
Jedeye Sniv
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(08-05-2013, 03:02 PM)
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Originally Posted by Cyanide Strike

So what's GAF's stance on drug use? Like, I know there's a fair few who like to smoke a joint now and then but what about the harder stuff?

Whatever floats your boat mang. As long as you can handle your high you can do whatevs as far as I'm concerned.

No interest in them personally though, seems like a money pit.
Musha_Soturi
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(08-05-2013, 03:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by NinjaBoiX

I have GR:SW sitting there to start Dave. I need to play my 3DS more.

Also, I hear Musha makes a mean Sunday roast. I can't comment on her fondness for hard drugs however.

If you're going to trade me in I'd rather go to someone not massively obsessed with bikes, just for a change. No offence Dave.

Originally Posted by Jordan91


Random question/topic of conversation...

If you were to have a child, what would you call him or her? (I got this after reading 'Why do parents give their children made up names?)

I've had this conversation many times before but always struggled.

For a boy either Dexter or Jesse James. For a girl it's changed a lot but recently we've been going with Arwen.
BGBW
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(08-05-2013, 03:16 PM)
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Oh hey NinjaBoiX, I didn't know you were a fan of YuruYuri too! :D
SmokyDave
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(08-05-2013, 03:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by Musha_Soturi

If you're going to trade me in I'd rather go to someone not massively obsessed with bikes, just for a change. No offence Dave.

None taken, lady. You missed out though, my penis has an attachment for getting stones out of a horses hoof.
Jordan
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(08-05-2013, 03:20 PM)
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Oh my god NinjaBoiX, great trolling - I love it.

Originally Posted by Musha_Soturi

For a boy either Dexter or Jesse James. For a girl it's changed a lot but recently we've been going with Arwen.

I know a few people like the name Jesse James, James is my middle name and I hate telling people it because at my last workplace they all called me JJ and I was introduced as Jordan James and it's just like... No! Bad people.

I always had the idea of Bradley for a boy after a childhood friend who I loved to pieces, and Hera for a girl.
Chinner
(08-05-2013, 03:22 PM)
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sounds like musha and southengaf need to drop a couple of Es and have a chat.

smokeydave is the bmx bandit
ittoryu
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(08-05-2013, 03:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Juicy Bob

New life goal: Actively keep up with this thread this time. Now I have sorted my shit out, I might actually have a chance.

I share the same life goal, but I will probably fail miserably.

When's you Birthday: August 31st
Where do you live: London
Where are you from: The land of Silvio, Pasta and Pizza
Occupation/University: SCEE engineer
Favourite Actor/Actress: Ehm, blank mind now.
Favourite Band/Artist: Slayer, Rammstein, all that bunch
Favourite TV Show: 24, Breaking Bad
Favourite Crisps: ... just salty.
Favourite Biscuit: Mulino Bianco FTW
Favourite Pokémon: No.
Ant or Dec: I have no idea what this is.
Stalactites or Stalagmites: Stalactites
NinjaBoiX
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(08-05-2013, 03:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by SmokyDave

I can't tell you how good GR is. I was raging yesterday whilst I set up the 3DS (seriously, people buy these things instead of the Vita?!) but then it was all better when I got to play Ghost Recon. For 3 hours. Until the weak-ass battery died (I always have 3D at 100%).

I'll check it out Dave, it looks loads of fun.

Originally Posted by Musha_Soturi

If you're going to trade me in I'd rather go to someone not massively obsessed with bikes, just for a change. No offence Dave.

The deal has fallen through man, both parties couldn't agree on terms.

Originally Posted by BGBW

Oh hey NinjaBoiX, I didn't know you were a fan of YuruYuri too! :D

Huh?

Originally Posted by Jordan91

Oh my god NinjaBoiX, great trolling - I love it.

What?

I'm confused fellas....
Jordan
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(08-05-2013, 03:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by NinjaBoiX

I'll check it out Dave, it looks loads of fun.

The deal has fallen through man, both parties couldn't agree on terms.

Huh?

What?

I'm confused fellas....

Oh, never mind... haha
Chinner
(08-05-2013, 03:29 PM)
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ninja would you drop some pills with musha?
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(08-05-2013, 03:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by NinjaBoiX

Huh?



learn your material man

(I haven't watched it, but considering my current status, I probably should)
Jedeye Sniv
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(08-05-2013, 03:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jordan91


Random question/topic of conversation...

If you were to have a child, what would you call him or her? (I got this after reading 'Why do parents give their children made up names?)

I've had this conversation many times before but always struggled.

When we were younger, we thought Alfred for a boy (after the butler) or Edie or Enid for a girl. But this was over a decade ago, and Alfie has since become a very popular name given by twatty parents in people carriers. The mrs recently saw Nora and liked it, so maybe that. I like reclaiming old names, and preferably do not want to have a name that's too zeitgiesty.

I guess you gotta wait a little bit for the kid to come out, see what name fits the face a bit.

EDIT: Ninj you bastard. OK, I guess my life could be summed in in a kinda paedophillic gif of kids eating white cream off other kids faces. Maybe.
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NinjaBoiX
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(08-05-2013, 03:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jordan91

Oh, never mind... haha

OK then!

Originally Posted by afoni



learn your material man

(I haven't watched it, but considering my current status, I probably should)

I still have zero idea man. I've got no clue what you're on about!

Originally Posted by Chinner

ninja would you drop some pills with musha?

Absolutely. I reckon that sounds like a great fucking night!

Edit: oh, you changed the gif at that address. Very funny!

Now change it back. Now! I need my Jed dance gif.
Chinner
(08-05-2013, 03:41 PM)
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are you a hardcore drug user ninja?
Jedeye Sniv
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(08-05-2013, 03:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by NinjaBoiX

OK then!

I still have zero idea man. I've got no clue what you're on about!

Absolutely. I reckon that sounds like a great fucking night!

I think I know what's happened - this gif of me - have you perhaps hotlinked it from BGBW? I think he's changed the source :P
NinjaBoiX
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(08-05-2013, 03:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by Chinner

are you a hardcore drug user ninja?

Nah, weed, and occasionally coke and ecstasy. Nothing more.

I had some pure MDMA down Leeds two years ago, rushing off my tits!
Chinner
(08-05-2013, 03:44 PM)
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okay lets get sweaty in newcastle then. i wonder what tashbrooke is like on an E? do you think he will post even more???
Tashbrooke
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(08-05-2013, 03:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by Chinner

okay lets get sweaty in newcastle then. i wonder what tashbrooke is like on an E? do you think he will post even more???

look at the post count so far blud i fukin der u
jimbor
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(08-05-2013, 03:49 PM)
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Originally Posted by Cyanide Strike

So what's GAF's stance on drug use? Like, I know there's a fair few who like to smoke a joint now and then but what about the harder stuff?

I spent the weekend at Brighton Pride, high as a kite on mama, ghb and mephedrone. Whatever makes you happy.
jimbor
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(08-05-2013, 03:59 PM)
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Originally Posted by Chinner



unlucky southern gaf!

You northerners are like the spurs fans of England, always revelling in somebody else's lack of success. Anything to make your own shortcomings seem less shite.
Jordan
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(08-05-2013, 04:00 PM)
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Originally Posted by Tashbrooke

look at the post count so far blud i fukin der u

Post more, post more, post more!
shorty_symd
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(08-05-2013, 04:01 PM)
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So how many "International Friendship Day" cards/greetings did everyone get today?

NinjaBoiX
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(08-05-2013, 04:03 PM)
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Originally Posted by Chinner

okay lets get sweaty in newcastle then. i wonder what tashbrooke is like on an E? do you think he will post even more???

So up for that dude, dead serious!

Originally Posted by Tashbrooke

look at the post count so far blud i fukin der u

Why does Tash get grief for spamming? I posted more than him in OT3. In fact, more than anyone!

:/

Edit: Coldman, new favorite track off Body Music, Lost & Found. So good!
Tashbrooke
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(08-05-2013, 04:03 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jordan91

Post more, post more, post more!

naw my time as alpha has come to the end


the season of tashbrooke has come to a close
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(08-05-2013, 04:07 PM)
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I find myself enjoying BritGAF more as reading material than a place to post sometimes. I usually throw in my two facetious cents every now and then, but I guess that's okay.
Chinner
(08-05-2013, 04:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by jimbor

You northerners are like the spurs fans of England, always revelling in somebody else's lack of success. Anything to make your own shortcomings seem less shite.

bro, i spent a lot of my life down south. i'm more southern than you realize. im like that bread thats white and brown, i offer the best of both.
jimbor
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(08-05-2013, 04:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by Chinner

bro, i spent a lot of my life down south. i'm more southern than you realize. im like that bread thats white and brown, i offer the best of both.

Pfft, that bread is a shite bastard.
TCRS
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(08-05-2013, 04:10 PM)
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I don't get the thread title. someone explain.
f0rk
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(08-05-2013, 04:11 PM)
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I hate being asked for '3 interesting facts' about myself. I'm boring, fuck off.
jimbor
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(08-05-2013, 04:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by f0rk

I hate being asked for '3 interesting facts' about myself. I'm boring, fuck off.

We know, fuck off.
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(08-05-2013, 04:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by f0rk

I hate being asked for '3 interesting facts' about myself. I'm boring, fuck off.

In primary school we had a school trip to my house. That's my usual go to interesting fact. God help me if I'm asked for two more.
Jordan
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(08-05-2013, 04:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by TCRS

I don't get the thread title. someone explain.

We have to be like Kentpaul effectively.

Originally Posted by f0rk

I hate being asked for '3 interesting facts' about myself. I'm boring, fuck off.

What are three interesting facts about you?
shorty_symd
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(08-05-2013, 04:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by TCRS

I don't get the thread title. someone explain.

One of many quotes from The Tao of Kentpaul.

I did like that "Thread Blocked. Call Cameron to unblock" title that someone suggested in the last OT.
Last edited by shorty_symd; 08-05-2013 at 04:29 PM.
SuperSah
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(08-05-2013, 04:39 PM)
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After watching Ponyo, I felt obliged to go and purchase the dvd, found the two-disc version for Ł8.40.

To say i'm happy is an understatement.

What you folks up to?
Jackben
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(08-05-2013, 04:41 PM)
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It's Monday, so that means work, worky, work.

Originally Posted by Lirlond

Ill make isolated conversation and refuse to use the quote feature about 2pm

You don't get enough credit, Lirlond. This was amusing.

Originally Posted by shorty_symd

One of many quotes from The Tao of Kentpaul.

I did like that "Thread Blocked. Call Cameron to unblock" title that someone suggested in the last OT.

Would have been way better.
Darren870
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(08-05-2013, 04:43 PM)
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Guess I could do this again:

When's you Birthday: June 9th
Where do you live: London
Where are you from: New York
Occupation/University: Network Security Engineer for an Investment Bank
Favourite Actor/Actress: Bryan Cranston is up there right now.
Favourite Band/Artist: Skinny Puppy
Favourite TV Show: Breaking Bad
Favourite Crisps: Don't eat em, but something with sour cream and onion id say. Or Sea salt
Favourite Biscuit: Umm chocalate chip?
Favourite Pokémon: Farfetch'd
Ant or Dec: ???
Stalactites or Stalagmites: ???
Jordan
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(08-05-2013, 04:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by Darren870

Guess I could do this again:

When's you Birthday: June 9th
Where do you live: London
Where are you from: New York
Occupation/University: Network Security Engineer for an Investment Bank
Favourite Actor/Actress: Bryan Cranston is up there right now.
Favourite Band/Artist: Skinny Puppy
Favourite TV Show: Breaking Bad
Favourite Crisps: Don't eat em, but something with sour cream and onion id say. Or Sea salt
Favourite Biscuit: Umm chocalate chip?
Favourite Pokémon: Farfetch'd
Ant or Dec: ???
Stalactites or Stalagmites: ???

What sort of things does this involve?
afoni
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(08-05-2013, 04:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by SuperSah

What you folks up to?

discussing anime and toothbrushes with some bros

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