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The 3 new cookie upgrades, Snickerdoodles, Stroopwaffles and Macroons are 99,999,999,999,999!!! That's like my entire total cookies backed, each! Without cheating this will take me ages -_-

04/09/2013 - smarter cookie
-golden cookies only have 20% chance of giving the same outcome twice in a row now
-added a golden cookie upgrade [77,777,777,777,777]
-added an upgrade that makes pledges last twice as long (requires having pledged 10 times)
-Quintillion fingers is now twice as efficient
-Uncanny clicker was really too unpredictable; it is now a regular achievement and no longer requires a world record, just *pretty fast* clicking

As someone who's been into this from the start I'm burning out. He needs to stop updating. Just as I'm about to catch up and max out, he updates.

Same, lol. Its not really even a game. What I'm doing now is keeping the window tiny next to something I'm watching. When a golden cookie pops I click it (it always spawns in your viable window. So if its cookie sized, its the only thing you'll see lol). That's a trillion cookies if I'm lucky (happens often enough).

I'm saving up for 100 time machines now. Have the 200 cursors and quintillion fingers upgrade.

I just got the achievement right after the golden cookies achievements. (spoiler: Cookie Dunker). I had assumed it was clicking on 777 golden cookies so it came as a surprise. Well done.

Originally Posted by Stet

As someone who's been into this from the start I'm burning out. He needs to stop updating. Just as I'm about to catch up and max out, he updates.

but...dungeons are to come

Originally Posted by flowsnake

but...dungeons!

How's that going to work?

Originally Posted by brotkasten

How's that going to work?

I'm sure it will involve clicking.

Originally Posted by brotkasten

How's that going to work?

Bet there'll be terrible cookie monsters there that eat all your cookies.

146 trillion cookies. I'm saving up. Btw, protip. Demonic cookies will net you more cookies than golden ones if you're feeling lucky.

Seems the server is down?

Yeah it seems so, I didnt close my browser for a week for this game. I was making 750k cookies per second.

The sever is up and down a lot. Thankfully it all runs locally.

And you really should refresh it from time to time because he changes around values and adds new upgrades. Right now I'm at 705m CpS without any cheating.

I'm currently at 804 million cps. The only cheating I did was save/reload abuse. Late game hint: go for 200 cursors. The upgrade that gets unlocked is worth it.

Going for the True Neverclick achievement on a new game is also kind of fun to figure out.

Originally Posted by Log4Girlz

Same, lol. Its not really even a game. What I'm doing now is keeping the window tiny next to something I'm watching. When a golden cookie pops I click it (it always spawns in your viable window. So if its cookie sized, its the only thing you'll see lol). That's a trillion cookies if I'm lucky (happens often enough).

I'm saving up for 100 time machines now. Have the 200 cursors and quintillion fingers upgrade.

Wow I can't believe I never thought to do that. It would make cookie watching SO much easier. Only problem I could see with that is it's harder to exploit the save/load stuff for harmful red cookies.

Currently at 539 million CPS. Only have 3 achievements left and 6 upgrades before I finish the game. Hard part is just waiting now. I still need to get 200 cursors and I'm at 187. @_@

The elder grandma matriarch stuff, what does it do? I'm only at 252m CpS so far and it's getting kinda boring, it just sits there. Clicking gives me 10m so that's pretty much worthless.

After wasting away a couple of days on Candies, and becoming so addicted i would check my candy rate on dates, I'm staying far far away from this game lol.

Originally Posted by Wynnebeck

Currently at 539 million CPS. Only have 3 achievements left and 6 upgrades before I finish the game. Hard part is just waiting now. I still need to get 200 cursors and I'm at 187. @_@

What about prestiging?

Originally Posted by 2 Slice Toaster

What about prestiging?

I'm at 194 cursors and the next one costs 8,942,774,662,405 cookies to make

Aww yiss

Originally Posted by 2 Slice Toaster

What about prestiging?

Originally Posted by Wynnebeck

Currently at 539 million CPS. Only have 3 achievements left and 6 upgrades before I finish the game. Hard part is just waiting now. I still need to get 200 cursors and I'm at 187. @_@

200 Cursors is easy, I'm trying to get 100 Time Machines, costs 109,623,416,183,717 for the 99th one -_- (Like 5 times as much as the 200th Cursor) But I have a nice 754 million CPS.

Originally Posted by Minamu

The elder grandma matriarch stuff, what does it do? I'm only at 252m CpS so far and it's getting kinda boring, it just sits there. Clicking gives me 10m so that's pretty much worthless.

It only changes the Golden Cookies to Red Cookies, nothing else.
Red Cookies are even better IMHO because sometimes you get the "Elder Frenzy" buff, which grants you x666 production for 6 seconds.

It's true, at this stage of the game it is pretty boring, you have to let it sit really long in order to buy the next upgrade/building. But this issue should be addressed with the dungeons, which should be implemented soon.

Question: Where do I see my prestige? Or do I only see/get my prestige level once I've reseted the game?

Originally Posted by Gangxxter

It only changes the Golden Cookies to Red Cookies, nothing else.
Red Cookies are even better IMHO because sometimes you get the "Elder Frenzy" buff, which grants you x666 production for 6 seconds.

It's true, at this stage of the game it is pretty boring, you have to let it sit really long in order to buy the next upgrade/building. But this issue should be addressed with the dungeons, which should be implemented soon.

Question: Where do I see my prestige? Or do I only see/get my prestige level once I've reseted the game?

I see. I've only seen six golden cookies because I just let the game sit in another tab. But I do have two screens!

I just clicked on this thread 15 minutes ago to see what this was about...Why is this so damn addictive. Wow, I'm such a beginner compared to you guys.

Originally Posted by Minamu

I see. I've only seen six golden cookies because I just let the game sit in another tab. But I do have two screens!

Yeah, I let it sit on my secondary monitor and sometimes I notice a Golden/Red Cookie from the corner of my eye.
If you also want to let it sit on your second monitor, I suggest to use a different browser than your everyday-surfing browser because the JavaScript of the game is quite CPU demanding (I let it run in FireFox with constant 7-8 % CPU usage while surfing with Opera on my main monitor).

I don't know why I'm playing this but I can't stop.. ARGHHHH

Originally Posted by Gangxxter

Yeah, I let it sit on my secondary monitor and sometimes I notice a Golden/Red Cookie from the corner of my eye.
If you also want to let it sit on your second monitor, I suggest to use a different browser than your everyday-surfing browser because the JavaScript of the game is quite CPU demanding (I let it run in FireFox with constant 7-8 % CPU usage while surfing with Opera on my main monitor).

How would that work with the cookies (no pun intended?)? Wouldn't it restart if I suddenly start using Explorer or something?

Originally Posted by Minamu

How would that work with the cookies (no pun intended?)? Wouldn't it restart if I suddenly start using Explorer or something?

Just export your save and then import it.

Kind of bummed that it now has allows you to prestige yet doesn't recognize if you have the reset achievements pre-update. I have the reset after 1 trillion achievement so it should at least recognize that I've reset once at a trillion.

The key to get a lot of cookies outside cheating is to click on the golden/red cookies religiously. I'm at 834 mil cps waiting to get 100 Time machines. I'm 10 away...but the next one costs 35 trillion and I know they just skyrocket up. Sigh...Last night I used up all my cookies and as I awoke, I'm at 120 trillion. When I get home tonight I'll be clickin' some golden cookies.

I have 99 Time Machines. The 100th costs 126 trillion cookies. At just under 1 billion cps, it will take 28 hours to make that much if I just let it sit. And then I will be done with this demon game.


...until the next update.

I've been playing this the whole day. I losing my life, I hate you guys :(

Originally Posted by aaaaaa

I have 99 Time Machines. The 100th costs 126 trillion cookies. At just under 1 billion cps, it will take 28 hours to make that much if I just let it sit. And then I will be done with this demon game.


...until the next update.

You spoke too soon.

http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/...avored_Cookies

This .. isnt for me. niet.

http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/...aScript_Add-on)

Cookie Monster is a JavaScript add-on that can be loaded into Cookie Clicker. This add-on is for displaying calculated data to help make purchasing that next Building or Upgrade a bit easier to decide.

This does not play the game for you, nor does it tell you in what order to buy things, and it does not come with any cheats. It does, however, calculate the Income Value and Cost Per Income of all Buildings and most Upgrades, providing you with real-time information on what will give you the best bang for your buck.

This is pretty awesome. It's not a cheat, more like an add-on, like one would use in say WoW for better efficiency dealing DPS or Heals.

so.. people are playing this ironically right? it's obviously a stab at social games haha

Originally Posted by zaccheus

so.. people are playing this ironically right? it's obviously a stab at social games haha

No you're confusing this game with Cow Clicker which people play ironically. This is just a stupid fun "see numbers get larger while you go AFK to do IRL" game.

If you get the upgrade to double the duration of cookie effects, and you get a golden cookie to last 154 seconds, only for a lucky cookie to pop...you'll bank 10 trillion cookies. Goddamn.

Originally Posted by Jackson

http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/...aScript_Add-on)



This is pretty awesome. It's not a cheat, more like an add-on, like one would use in say WoW for better efficiency dealing DPS or Heals.

Wow, that's really cool and useful, thanks for posting!

Finally got 93/93 upgrades and 80/80 achievements! Making a cool 1,254,143,992.8 CPS with all the 'buildings' I have.

Now the question is, and forgive me for using the word, Do I prestige? Do I do it now? Do I wait for the next update?

I'm thinking I wait for the next update and see what changes.

Originally Posted by zaccheus

so.. people are playing this ironically right? it's obviously a stab at social games haha

It's obviously a stab at social games, but people aren't playing it ironically.

I got all the current upgrades and achievements, managed to bank a quadrillion cookies through an extremely lucky Frenzy + Click Frenzy stack (and I have dropped to using an auto-clicker, because the late game went WAY too slow without it), then sold everything, rebought time machines, sold them, rebought (odd thing is, with the CPS I had, at about 16 Time Machines I'd balance out and at most needed an instant or two to generate enough to buy the same number), and Prestiged. I couldn't find out of the Shadow Achievements counted your All Time or your Banked (sadly it's banked), so I didn't get the Quadrillion achievement, but I did get 81 Heavenly Chips, which really sped up the early game.

I don't have a double monitor, but Windows 7 has a handy snap feature by dragging a window to the upper left and upper right corners. So my screen is half-and-half, and it makes it easy to notice Golden Cookies appearing in my peripheral vision.

I love how the cookies react to the actual screen size of the window. That's pretty clever and very handy too. Not a bad idea for userability.

I also like that how with the upgrades, the game does become a "cookie clicker" game again. You really have to click on those golden cookies when they pop. I'm getting 9 trillion if I get a lucky one while the 7x77 one is going.

Or cheat

Started a bit late with this, but prestiged a couple of days ago and got 18 Heavenly Chips for 90% extra cps. Love that little system!

Two more cursors to go! I hope all these cookies are worth the upgrade.