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sense
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(08-22-2013, 01:30 PM)
just noticed this on twitter and found it funny


ComputerMKII
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(08-22-2013, 01:31 PM)
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Should have just answered 'Ask your mom'
Alcoholikaust
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(08-22-2013, 01:32 PM)
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Glad im not the only one drinking before 10am....
Sn4ke_911
If I ever post something in Japanese which I don't understand, please BAN me.
(08-22-2013, 01:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by Alcoholikaust

Glad im not the only one drinking before 10am....

Freaky
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(08-22-2013, 01:32 PM)
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You shall not ask! *Gandalf voice*
marrec
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(08-22-2013, 01:32 PM)
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Why not 'Hotline Toluca'?

Alabama is ripe for the picking.
SmokyDave
His head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
(08-22-2013, 01:32 PM)
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I fucking love these guys. The penultimate question cracked me up.
John Caboose
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(08-22-2013, 01:33 PM)
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Very funny, thanks.
Infinite Ammo
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(08-22-2013, 01:33 PM)
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"Why are you drinking beer 9:30 in the morning" lol
JDSN
You must walk home naked, dragging behind you the Stone of Shame.
(08-22-2013, 01:33 PM)
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I bet journalists are really thankful for this bans, it makes his job of asking insipid questions that much easier.
Haunted
(08-22-2013, 01:33 PM)
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Banning the ol' biker vs jackets discussion. :o
red731
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(08-22-2013, 01:34 PM)
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I like them too.
Made me
sueil
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(08-22-2013, 01:34 PM)
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Can you ask about the rape controversy?
Alienous
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(08-22-2013, 01:35 PM)
Ask about rape to your heart's content.
Atraveller
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(08-22-2013, 01:35 PM)
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"Do you like hurting people?"

lol
Ovek
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(08-22-2013, 01:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by sueil

Can you ask about the rape controversy?


Of course that will drive sales ;)
T.O.P
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(08-22-2013, 01:36 PM)
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Awesome ahah
Phire Phox
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(08-22-2013, 01:37 PM)
Lol! Pretty funny
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(08-22-2013, 01:37 PM)
Lol @ Activision / Ubisoft dig.
Johnlenham
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(08-22-2013, 01:38 PM)
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Originally Posted by SmokyDave

I fucking love these guys. The penultimate question cracked me up.

This.
Didnt even know 2 was coming out so thanks OP! 1 was great and I managed to rope aload of other people into playing it aswell.
BlazingDarkness
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(08-22-2013, 01:38 PM)
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lol @ the dig at EA,Ubisoft and Activision.
JaseC
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(08-22-2013, 01:39 PM)
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I love the idea that the game should have been called Hotline Miami 3: Wrong Number.
RealityExists
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(08-22-2013, 01:39 PM)
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Dennaton Games, I like your style and I can't wait for your game to be in me.
jres80
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(08-22-2013, 01:40 PM)
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"Why is it in pixelgraphics"

lol

Get over it. Some of us like sprite based games. Don't like it, don't buy it.
Zabant
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(08-22-2013, 01:41 PM)
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I bet they're only half joking about the drinking at 9:30 thing.
CheesecakeRecipe
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(08-22-2013, 01:43 PM)
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So good.
CaptainTiptop
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(08-22-2013, 01:46 PM)
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These guys are pretty great.
flyinpiranha
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(08-22-2013, 01:47 PM)
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That is awesome. I think I might try this game now.
Resilient
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(08-22-2013, 01:50 PM)
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Yeah but for real. Which story is true. Bikers or Jackets?
iSnakeTk
Should be put to work in a coal mine.
(08-22-2013, 01:55 PM)
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Somebody didn't read the last rule.
Cindres
Vied for a tag related to cocks, so here it is.
(08-22-2013, 01:58 PM)
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Expected some up their own arse banned questions. Came in pleasantly proven wrong.

Great humour on these guys/the guy.
AHA-Lambda
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(08-22-2013, 01:59 PM)
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The activision line is great xD
EuropeOG
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(08-22-2013, 02:01 PM)
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All the games journos look at this and pull a 180.
Tenki
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(08-22-2013, 02:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by iSnakeTk

Somebody didn't read the last rule.

Maybe he took the photo without asking :P
Zuhzuhzombie!!
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(08-22-2013, 02:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by Alienous

Ask about rape to your heart's content.

Not a controversy.
rakkadakka
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(08-22-2013, 02:01 PM)
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Good to see the rape scene isn't one of the banned questions.
Haunted
(08-22-2013, 02:04 PM)
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Originally Posted by iSnakeTk

Somebody didn't read the last rule.

Only says you can't ask about it, doesn't say anything about actually taking a picture.
Neiteio
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(08-22-2013, 05:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Alcoholikaust

Glad im not the only one drinking before 10am....

Oh god, that avatar, that username...

s'perfect
Tain
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(08-22-2013, 05:48 PM)
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how indie of them, so unlike those evil aaa developers
Revolutionary
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(08-22-2013, 05:49 PM)
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Drinking at 9:30am is perfectly acceptable when traveling, IMO.
LiK
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(08-23-2013, 06:11 AM)
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Why isn't the main character a girl?
Omega Rex
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(08-23-2013, 06:16 AM)
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Originally Posted by JaseC

I love the idea that the game should have been called Hotline Miami 3: Wrong Number.

there needs to be a Twitter campaign for this.

#PS4NoDRM worked. #HotlineMiami3WrongNumber has to work as well
Atilac
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(08-23-2013, 06:18 AM)
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My first question would be: "How's the rape?"
Anticitizen One
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(08-23-2013, 06:18 AM)
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Is this going to get a movie tie in in the form of spring breakers 2?
Aaron
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(08-23-2013, 06:19 AM)
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They forgot 'how is ze multiplayer?'
Echoenigma
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(08-23-2013, 06:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by Resilient

Yeah but for real. Which story is true. Bikers or Jackets?

It doesn't matter which is real and which isn't. It's all a game anyway, which is kind of the point. It doesn't have to make sense because you'll still play.
PsihoPerihelion
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(08-23-2013, 06:20 AM)
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Does it say (EA/Ubisoft) ? Pretty funny. I love HM.
pslayer666
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(08-23-2013, 07:18 AM)
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It's pretty funny. I wonder if people still ask them those questions anyways?

I know I would :-P
IdreamofHIME
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(08-23-2013, 07:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by EuropeOG

All the games journos look at this and pull a 180.


Nah, they can stil ask about the rape.
HardRojo
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(08-23-2013, 07:31 AM)
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When I was in the states I drank a can of beer before going to work and that was at 8 am :P

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