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bananas · 04:45 AM

List of PoliGAFers on Twitter who regularly tweet:
@GhaleonEB
@DejaVuBoy (Tamanon)
@bonbu (polypotatomus...however he spells his name)
@Dax01
@nuccbko (Ivysaur)
@NYC_JohnZ (B-Dubs)
@inconspicuous (Incognito)
@RIFSnobs (Oblivion)

Cyan · (10-13-2013, 07:50 AM)

Invoking the 14th. :P

theprodigy · (10-13-2013, 07:50 AM)

wat seriously you copied Dax's opening post?

APKmetsfan · (10-13-2013, 07:50 AM)

PINO (PoliGAFer in name only)!

GhaleonEB · (10-13-2013, 07:51 AM)

S&P just downgraded PoliGAF's credit rating.

bananas · (10-13-2013, 07:51 AM)

Oh god. What happened. I was post 20001 in OT2 and turned into post 1 in OT3

HEY GUYS MAYBE THE DEBT CEILING ISN'T SUCH A BIG DEAL

Randolph Freelander · (10-13-2013, 07:51 AM)

bananas and Cyan are getting primaried.

Notrollious · (10-13-2013, 07:51 AM)

Oh god did we default on our posts?!

theprodigy · (10-13-2013, 07:51 AM)

Originally Posted by GhaleonEB

S&P just downgraded PoliGAF's credit rating.

this will wreck havoc to all of NeoGAF!

GhaleonEB · (10-13-2013, 07:52 AM)

Originally Posted by bananas

Oh god. What happened. I was post 20001 in OT2 and turned into post 1 in OT3

HEY GUYS MAYBE THE DEBT CEILING ISN'T SUCH A BIG DEAL

You are the platinum coin, you just didn't know it.

bananas · (10-13-2013, 07:52 AM)

Originally Posted by GhaleonEB

You are the platinum coin, you just didn't know it.

Okay, but I'm not keeping Dax's OP, I'll make a new one.

Joe Molotov · (10-13-2013, 07:53 AM)

Originally Posted by GhaleonEB

S&P just downgraded PoliGAF's credit rating.

We're down to A++-

thepotatoman · (10-13-2013, 07:53 AM)

I'm surprised you guys conceded on PoliGAF 2013 |OT3| Boehner Strokes His Caucus.

GhaleonEB · (10-13-2013, 07:53 AM)

Originally Posted by bananas

Okay, but I'm not keeping Dax's OP, I'll make a new one.

Just take up the OP tossed to you by the House (of Mods), swap out the language, and pass it again.

Notrollious · (10-13-2013, 07:53 AM)

There's a post missing from the other thread.

Obama's Chicago thugs got to our mods!!!1

NullPointer · (10-13-2013, 07:53 AM)

Originally Posted by bananas

Oh god. What happened. I was post 20001 in OT2 and turned into post 1 in OT3

HEY GUYS MAYBE THE DEBT CEILING ISN'T SUCH A BIG DEAL

People of Earth,

Everything is going to be just fine.

Mike M · (10-13-2013, 07:53 AM)

Originally Posted by bananas

OP is closed due to the Government Shutdown. We apologize for the inconvenience.

It's the best we could hope for, given the circumstances.

CoffeeJanitor · (10-13-2013, 07:54 AM)

I plead the 5th.

Randolph Freelander · (10-13-2013, 07:54 AM)

National Parks and OPs shouldn't be closed just because nobody's paying for them.

makingmusic476 · (10-13-2013, 07:55 AM)

I knew everything would be fine. A hard reset was all poligaf needed.

thepotatoman · (10-13-2013, 07:55 AM)

Personally my confidence in the internet is still shaken.

APKmetsfan · (10-13-2013, 07:55 AM)

I didn't support this, don't primary me.

Hitokage · (10-13-2013, 07:56 AM)

This thread is illegitimate!

Post counts were skewed.

theprodigy · (10-13-2013, 07:56 AM)

Originally Posted by thepotatoman

I'm surprised you guys conceded on PoliGAF 2013 |OT3| Boehner Strokes His Caucus.

that damn Bananas imposing his reign of tyranny upon us!

makingmusic476 · (10-13-2013, 07:57 AM)

I will not buy your bonds, as I find their validity suspect.

I will wait until the Supreme Court makes its ruling.

Joe Molotov · (10-13-2013, 07:57 AM)

Originally Posted by Mike M

It's the best we could hope for, given the circumstances.

Robert Costa ‏@robertcostaNRO 2h
This is the way the impasse ends, not with a bang but a whimper... goodnight and see you at 8am ET on NeoGAF's UP, live from Senate

Cyan · (10-13-2013, 07:57 AM)

Originally Posted by theprodigy

that damn Bananas imposing his reign of tyranny upon us!

Well, he really had no choice. :P

Notrollious · (10-13-2013, 07:58 AM)

We need a third party. One that stands for real PoliGAFer ideals.

Mike M · (10-13-2013, 07:58 AM)

*Goes home to address constituents*

I fought for unicorns, but big government decided we were better off spending our resources on the worst thing since slavery.

bananas · (10-13-2013, 07:58 AM)

Originally Posted by theprodigy

that damn Bananas imposing his reign of tyranny upon us!

It wasn't me I swear!

pigeon · (10-13-2013, 07:59 AM)

CAVED

makingmusic476 · (10-13-2013, 07:59 AM)

Originally Posted by Cyan

Well, he really had no choice. :P

You reds throwing democracy to the wind, as usual.

theprodigy · (10-13-2013, 08:00 AM)

Originally Posted by Notrollious

We need a third party. One that stands for real PoliGAFer ideals.

All the moderators are the same!

Unstable · (10-13-2013, 08:01 AM)

Is the GOP dead yet?

Sub for further hilarious republican self destruction.

APKmetsfan · (10-13-2013, 08:01 AM)

We need to stand for real PoliGAF. We're loosing our thread.

East Lake · (10-13-2013, 08:04 AM)

Bring back the unicorn!

Snowman Prophet of Doom · (10-13-2013, 08:05 AM)

That OP is the worst thing since slavery. And slavery is only worse because it brought all the black people here to vote for Obama.

Hitokage · (10-13-2013, 08:06 AM)

In my PoliGAF, we wouldn't just have unicorns, we'd have unicorns with wings!

Cyan · (10-13-2013, 08:07 AM)

Originally Posted by Hitokage

In my PoliGAF, we wouldn't just have unicorns, we'd have unicorns with wings!

Three of them! On the moon!

theprodigy · (10-13-2013, 08:09 AM)

Originally Posted by Hitokage

In my PoliGAF, we wouldn't just have unicorns, we'd have unicorns with wings!

we can't have unicorns for the poor!

Hitokage · (10-13-2013, 08:10 AM)

Originally Posted by Cyan

Three of them! On the moon!

Four of them, one for the moon, one for the sun, one for our fellow citizens, and one to keep corporate lobbyists appeased!

Jimothy · (10-13-2013, 08:11 AM)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

East Lake · (10-13-2013, 08:14 AM)

I don't think you guys realize what is at stake so I attach this picture.

Support a real American. Support Ted Cruz.

rocketknight · (10-13-2013, 08:20 AM)

Final page of the last thread is killing me. Bravo, everybody. I look forward to spending our posts in this thread as recklessly as we did in the last.

IGSaint · (10-13-2013, 08:20 AM)

Originally Posted by East Lake

Support a real American. Support Ted Cruz.

You should of scratched out american and put canadian.

bananas · (10-13-2013, 08:22 AM)

Updated OP with something more than just text. I DUNNO

Jimothy · (10-13-2013, 08:23 AM)

I just realized...Ted Cruz is ugly as shit.

Snake · 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by thepotatoman

I'm surprised you guys conceded on PoliGAF 2013 |OT3| Boehner Strokes His Caucus.

Of course they conceded. Today is surreal. Just yesterday I read where Moderator Cyan was saying he regretted using the words "whacko birds" to describe fellow PoliGaffers that he disagreed with, bemoaning how PoliGAF is attacking itself more than Gaming Side these days. Then today he's back out on his Maverick tour again, stating that "those behind the DEFUND GAMING DISCUSSION strategy must be held accountable."
So much for his disdain of PoliGaffers bashing other PoliGaffers.

Well I've got my checkbook out, Moderator Cyan and I've got a message for you, your sycophant GhaleonEB, Y2Kev, the Admin staff and all those GAF consultants and sys admins you listen to so intently (because it sure isn't us). The message is direct and easy to read so you won't misinterpret it. Even your bonehead daughter can understand it, Moderator Cyan.

YOU WANT A WAR? WE WILL GIVE YOU A WAR!

On a day when you and your sell-out, elitist friends in the site staff can't wait to bend over backwards to surrender to this smug Admin when you were holding all the cards, how dare you threaten fellow users elevated by WE THE POSTERS to actually represent us and not their own selfish interests.

Well there won't be any safe Moderators anymore, the REAL Gaffers will rally and put you all out of office with our dollars, our voices, our passion and our posts. Tell your friends to enjoy what time they have left in the beltway screwing their own posters, you sniveling lout.

It amazes me. A mod team that will go after their own base and not the opposition posters, who is the enemy.

This is WAR.

Originally Posted by bananas

Updated OP with something more than just text. I DUNNO

It's actually pretty nice!

Unstable · 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by East Lake

Support a real American. Support Ted Cruz

So he's not a Canadian insurgent sent to destroy the USA from the inside, and return the colonies to their rightful owner the Queen?
Could have fooled me.

B-Dubs · (10-13-2013, 08:29 AM)

Bananas has taken over. This shit is...well you know...