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SeventhSon
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(11-07-2013, 03:54 AM)
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This afternoon, Jeff Green played Dark Souls on Twitch. I didn't get to see it live, the vod is http://www.twitch.tv/greenspeak/b/477299575

It's as good as you think it is. :D

Last edited by SeventhSon; 11-10-2013 at 04:09 AM.
newjeruse
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(11-07-2013, 03:55 AM)
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Dude is hitting that mid-life crise hard.
noobasuar
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(11-07-2013, 03:55 AM)
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Fuck yeah. I can't wait to watch this.
animlboogy
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(11-07-2013, 03:56 AM)
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<3 u Jeff
Kerned
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(11-07-2013, 03:58 AM)
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Jesus, I love Jeff Green. Three minutes in and it's already the best thing I've seen all day.
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(11-07-2013, 03:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by newjeruse

Dude is hitting that mid-life crise hard.

oh come on.
Stabby McSter
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(11-07-2013, 04:00 AM)
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GREENSPEAK WE LOVE YOU

NOW MAKE MORE BRODEOS
FStop7
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(11-07-2013, 04:02 AM)
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Did he finish Half Life?
SeventhSon
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(11-07-2013, 04:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by FStop7

Did he finish Half Life?

He's in On a Rail in Black Mesa right now in his progress.
RE_Player
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(11-07-2013, 04:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by newjeruse

Dude is hitting that mid-life crise hard.

Terrible first reply.
SeventhSon
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(11-07-2013, 04:05 AM)
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I especially like Jeff's commentary on "achievements" for doing the simplest things during the tutorial.
Vince McMahon
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(11-07-2013, 04:05 AM)
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Green never shoulda left journalism! Great mind for it, and we've been DEPRIVED not seeing him talk or play newer games. Can't wait for more, and more new games. I have to admit Black Mesa is just too old for me to care about, want to see him touch new shit!

Love you Black Dragon!
nbthedude
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(11-07-2013, 04:09 AM)
Jeff please keep this game in your Twitch rotation. This was great.
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Technosteve
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(11-07-2013, 04:10 AM)
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Jeff needs to start his own podcast or something
TouchMyBox
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(11-07-2013, 04:14 AM)
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He's on today's Idle Thumbs!
SeventhSon
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(11-07-2013, 04:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by Technosteve

Jeff needs to start his own podcast or something

He said he is starting a new podcast, but there's no details yet.
I H8 Memes
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(11-07-2013, 04:19 AM)
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Just hearing the menu music makes me want to boot up Dark Souls.


Edit: Why? Why would his viewers tell a 1st time player to take the Master Key??????????
mjc
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(11-07-2013, 04:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by Technosteve

Jeff needs to start his own podcast or something

Hell yeah. I miss the days of GFW. This is awesome just watching him talk about the game as he fumbles around.

New podcast confirmed?? YES.
pje122
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(11-07-2013, 04:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by Technosteve

Jeff needs to start his own podcast or something

Let's hope it's better than that horrific popcap one
Vince McMahon
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(11-07-2013, 04:23 AM)
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Jeffrey's gotta be true to himself. Unfiltered. I gotta have his views on new shit!
nbthedude
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(11-07-2013, 04:23 AM)

Originally Posted by I H8 Memes

Just hearing the menu music makes me want to boot up Dark Souls.


Edit: Why? Why would his viewers tell a 1st time player to take the Master Key??????????

Well, I was thinking the same thing. But the one benefit ai can see is you can go down to Blight Town the easy way.

It is easy to get into areas you arent ready for with it, though.
fallagin
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(11-07-2013, 04:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by newjeruse

Dude is hitting that mid-life crise hard.

Do not even start. Jeff green is amazing.
jasonng
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(11-07-2013, 04:28 AM)
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Jeff Green is getting old and that makes me sad.
SeventhSon
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(11-07-2013, 04:34 AM)
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Today, I watched a dog eat a piece of salami on the internet.
Kimaka
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(11-07-2013, 04:35 AM)
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"Why blame myself when I can blame the game? 'This game is terrible, none of the controls work!'"

Haha. That's an all too familiar complaint. Most LPs are unbearable because of this.
nbthedude
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(11-07-2013, 04:45 AM)

Originally Posted by jasonng

Jeff Green is getting old and that makes me sad.

If he is too old, you are too loud.

And mid-fifties aint old.
fourstorks
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(11-07-2013, 06:05 AM)
Jeff Green is the pimpest of the pimpy.

He is the Greeniest of the Jeffe.
Askherserenity
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(11-07-2013, 06:07 AM)
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Originally Posted by newjeruse

Dude is hitting that mid-life crise hard.

Worst first reply ever?
animlboogy
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(11-07-2013, 06:10 AM)
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Why are you guys acting like mid-fifties is old?

...Jeff pls be my new dad even though you're slightly too young.
diarrhea_pangs
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(11-07-2013, 06:27 AM)
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Love you Jeff, please don't stop doing these.
JeffGreen
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(11-07-2013, 07:06 AM)
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The next person who calls me "mid fifties" is getting grounded. I'm 52! I don't need help aging here! :)

And thanks for watching my public midlife crisis.
actually I had that 10 years ago
fallagin
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(11-07-2013, 07:35 AM)
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Originally Posted by JeffGreen

The next person who calls me "mid fifties" is getting grounded. I'm 52! I don't need help aging here! :)

And thanks for watching my public midlife crisis.
actually I had that 10 years ago

Jeff, you are intensely badass :D
tci
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(11-07-2013, 07:42 AM)
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Seems I forgot to follow his channel when he first started streaming :(

Watching this later. Always informative and entertaining.
Helmholtz
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(11-07-2013, 07:49 AM)
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Hey Jeff, you should look into DSfix if you haven't already. There's a thread on it here. Makes the game look much better without much effort involved.
Have fun with Dark Souls - I played it for the first time a little while back and got around 13 hours in. Haven't played it since, but what I did play was pretty good but frustrating :P.
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animlboogy
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(11-07-2013, 08:14 AM)
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I haven't seen the stream yet but JEFF if the above post is correct and you're not using DSfix WHAT ARE YOU DOING JEFF
GavinGT
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(11-07-2013, 08:16 AM)
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His laptop likely can't handle the increased resolution anyway.
LiK
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(11-07-2013, 08:18 AM)
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i watched it live, was fun. hope he plays more.
CartridgeBlower
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(11-07-2013, 08:19 AM)
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Jeff "I was role-playing that I knew nothing" Green.

Classic.
HK UdP
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(11-07-2013, 10:18 AM)
Cracking up and he hasn't even started playing yet. :D
NathanMcMahon
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(11-07-2013, 11:04 AM)
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Is it okay that I want Jeff to be my friend? NeoGAF usually is so cynical so I need permission to like him and his content.
V_Ben
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(11-07-2013, 11:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by SeventhSon

He said he is starting a new podcast, but there's no details yet.

Sweet! I bet it's on the Idle Thumbs network, based on him being on this week's cast :D
swordfishtrombones
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(11-07-2013, 11:08 AM)
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He's wearing a Kraftwerk shirt, so he is now on my OK list.
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(11-07-2013, 11:17 AM)
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Mr Fantastic streaming games is the best thing that has been happening to gaming.
Ghost
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(11-07-2013, 11:28 AM)
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hahaha "my fucking begging dog"


so good.
Kadayi
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(11-07-2013, 11:54 AM)
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Track one will be 'Traverse the White Light'

Anyhows Jeff if you're reading and you're inclined to give DS another look, some fast advice: -

I say restart but go for something a bit more agile in terms of movement like the wanderer, warrior, hunter (added bow) or the pyromancer (a good mix of combat + fire magic). Knight is cool in terms of his starting armour, but it also drains your stamina something rotten when you move & attack and once that green bar runs empty then you're completely vulnerable to attacks until it recharges. The 'classes' are really just starting templates/equipment rather than than fixed roles.

With the Asylum Demon Boss, basically you want to jump off the ledge and RB that mofo on the way down for huge damage, and then basically try and get behind him and stick him with the pointy end as much as possible. If he starts to fly up then back off as that generally signals he's going to perform a ground smash attack.

Albeit not great LP footage I'd say get used to the movement controls in terms of rolling, jumping back and evading and with the combat the parry/riposte and backstab are extremely useful (though only against normal opponents/mini-bosses not big bosses). With the parry you really need to be up in peoples grill as well (even if they have spears). It's all about understanding your opponents attack strategy and timing, but if you hit it right when they're coming in on the attack then you essentially stun them and can 1HK most with the riposte attack (mini bosses usually take a few hits). This dude does a great guide: -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...h94Dc-h0#t=131

Estus is your health and the only way to recharge that is to rest at the bonfires, but that does reset the level in terms of enemies save Bosses & Mini Bosses. The shiny white lights you see are souls which are sort of both currency & experience points, so pick those up. Be aware that if you get killed all of your unspent souls get dropped where you die (the green glowy stuff) but they are only available for pick up on that life. You get killed again on the way to retrieving them they are lost forever, so if you're in too deep my advice is to basically try running back to where you came from because by rights you should be able to get there again from your last bonfire.

Other thing I'd say about Dark Souls is think Jason Bourne. Jason Bourne doesn't just casually wander into a room, Jason Bourne patiently surveys the room before and as he enters. Look up, look down, look left and right, look behind and look to the distance. Just adopting that approach rather than focusing on what's immediately in front of you pays a surprisingly amount of dividends in Dark souls in terms of informing you as to strategy and opportunity. Draw distance sadly isn't great in the game, but taking a bit of time can be beneficial.
Last edited by Kadayi; 11-07-2013 at 01:09 PM.
The Dutch Slayer
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(11-07-2013, 07:20 PM)
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Just watched the archive, hahaha hilarious :D

Jeff read yourself a little up on dark souls, you need to understand ALL the basics of the game, like health stamina, camera, focus etc.

START HERE:

BOOK OF THE NOOB :D

Keep it up jeff, you are doing great, already almost at 1000 followers on twitch and you need even a scheduled streamer yet that is VERY good.
Gattsu25
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(11-08-2013, 01:54 AM)
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Awesome. Will check these out.
JeffGreen
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(11-08-2013, 02:07 AM)
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Thank you guys for the tips (and the kind words)!

I realized later that, yeah, I coulda glanced at the manual or something first. But...whatever. I only had an hour and figured I'd just go with it. :)

Gonna brush up on the basics and then give it another go probably tomorrow!
UrbanRats
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(11-08-2013, 02:33 AM)
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I like the Dark Souls intro :(.

Anyway this was very entertaining, i'll watch more.
SeventhSon
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(11-09-2013, 07:14 PM)
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More Black Dragon plays Dark Souls this afternoon:

Jeff Green ‏@Greenspeak 7m

Off to center myself and achieve inner peace at yoga. Then I'm gonna come back and rip shit up in part 2 of my Dark Souls PC livestream.

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