If it's a Cranky Kong "reveal" while Sony shows Uncharted or something they might as well give up on gaining mindshare with the unwashed masses.
I dunno man, I can't think of a better follow up to Uncharted than dubstep blaring while bananas are shot out of cannons as Cranky is revealed. It's a surefire hit.If it's a Cranky Kong "reveal" while Sony shows Uncharted or something they might as well give up on gaining mindshare with the unwashed masses.
The way it's worded, it's gonna be something 100% lame. Probably a new Donkey Kong trailer. Woop dee doo! Exciting!
Cranky Kong giving the audience a lecture about games not needing elaborate cutscenes etc to be fun back in his day would be fun to see after a cutscene laden trailer for another game.
But from the way people describe this audience they may not appreciate the joke.
But from the way people describe this audience they may not appreciate the joke.
I wish it was X (or, I would be sort of Okay with Smash), therefore I expect Cranky Kong.
If Cranky's a big part of the new game, Retro better do him justice unlike in their first one, he was kind of just there.Cranky Kong giving the audience a lecture about games not needing elaborate cutscenes etc to be fun back in his day would be fun to see after a cutscene laden trailer for another game.
But from the way people describe this audience they may not appreciate the joke.
We need fucking longass monologues putting these young punk gamers in their places.
... I'd pay to see this. And the crowd going apeshit about it.Cranky Kong giving the audience a lecture about games not needing elaborate cutscenes etc to be fun back in his day would be fun to see after a cutscene laden trailer for another game.
But from the way people describe this audience they may not appreciate the joke.
I hope it's not only Cranky Kong... Lame... :(
The screen goes dark but then a light shines down on Reggie who is wearing the same outfit that Miley Cyrus was wearing at the MTV awards. His head is facing down and smoke starts to roll in behind him and a dubstep beat starts. The screen behind him starts playing a Zelda U trailer but nobody can make it out due to Reggie standing in front of it, the smoke and now the flashing lights. The dubstep beat evolves into a dubstep remix of My Body is Ready and Reggie looks up at the camera and smiles. The camera pans down and Reggie turns around and begins to twerk his heart out. This goes on for 4 minutes. When the song is done Reggie is glistening with sweat and he walks up to the camera, panting. He is handed a mic and says, "Cranky Kong is the 4th playable character in Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze." He drops the mic and walks off stage while picking his booty shorts out of his buttcrack.Please god no. My body isn't ready for this.
You guys are setting yourself up for a dissapointment by hyping up this Cranky Kong business.
It's clearly going to be something lame like WiiU exclusive Timesplitters 4 or StarTropics U by Monolithsoft.
It's clearly going to be something lame like WiiU exclusive Timesplitters 4 or StarTropics U by Monolithsoft.
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