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Originally Posted by Wilbur

Scum. Just come join the Red Revolution. We will march on Moyescow. The formations. You know you want to.

Also all those new LBs; genuinely thought Rose was your most impressive player before injury.

What's the point?

Moyes only knows 4-4-2 and 4-4-1-1

Originally Posted by Wilbur

Scum. Just come join the Red Revolution. We will march on Moyescow. The formations. You know you want to.

Also all those new LBs; genuinely thought Rose was your most impressive player before injury.

Edited. But still would like to see another LB. Don't trust Naughton. Hell, I'd want a RB too. Walker can be good but daft as a cunt.

Originally Posted by Wilbur

You literally have no idea how firm my shaft is right now

It's harder than an Ibra thunderbolt
It's more solid than a Kolo tackle
It's more rigid than AVB's tactics
It's cumming like Pulga's mom every time she sees De Rossi's facial hair
It's throbbing like Roy Keane's anger filled temples
It's pulsating like the heartbeat of John Terry taking a penalty
It's absolutely red raw like Pulga's mom every time she sees De Rossi's facial hair

Originally Posted by bud

can you just imagine pulga's mums heavy... mature... moans...

*sigh*

I bet she sounds like a bison with a spear in her side

mmmmmmmm

Originally Posted by Clegg

What's the point?

Moyes only knows 4-4-2 and 4-4-1-1

Ando as false nine v Spurs will blow your mind

Originally Posted by Scum

Edited. But still would like to see another LB. Don't trust Naughton. Hell, I'd want a RB too. Walker can be good but daft as a cunt.

Zeki lol

Mental decision getting rid of Disco Benny really.

Let's break down something




































What are chicken fumes?

bet she's a squirter, too.

A'm aye happy fur Milan won. Bugger Celtic 'n' Barca 'n' that diving fud Neymar.

This English to Scottish translator is too fucking good lol

bud, pls.

Originally Posted by Wilbur

I bet she sounds like a bison with a spear in her side

mmmmmmmm



Ando as false nine v Spurs will blow your mind



Zeki lol

Mental decision getting rid of Disco Benny really.

I miss the silly bugger. Bloody good LB he was. ;_;

Originally Posted by Felipeezus

:lol perfect <3

I particularly would love Evra, Cleverley, Welbeck and Rio ones. Bigger troll face the better. FootyGAF will despair.

bud I have a task for you

You must track down and fuck one FootyGAF member's mother before the end of the 2014/15 season

Originally Posted by Felipeezus

Let's break down something

What are chicken fumes?

= budo

AVB getting fired?

http://www.theguardian.com/football/...tenham-manager

Really? It seems like just this summer he was being pursued by Real Madrid. A bit like Arry being courted by England...oh wait.

PSA: FIFA Hijacks 2013 Edition, Now On Playstation 3 (Delete your credit card info)
Be careful, FIFA loving bros. Seems EA STILL hasn't sorted out this shit. It was a problem on Xbox Live too.

Originally Posted by rodvik

AVB getting fired?

http://www.theguardian.com/football/...tenham-manager

Really? It seems like just this summer he was being pursued by Real Madrid. A bit like Arry being courted by England...oh wait.

First page of this thread and last few pages of OT9. Lots of discussion on this!

VICTOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Originally Posted by OddMorsel

First page of this thread and last few pages of OT9. Lots of discussion on this!

Ah thanks! LTTP.

Fuckin hate how dry my skin gets around this time of year. Might just break down and buy a humidifier.

Lose 0-1 to Newcastle


Focus on Friedel





Just doesn't make sense. Napoli are done, their season is over. Coppa Italia and Europa League is the best they can hope for.

If AVB loses his job, I wonder how many managers Spurs have been through while we've only had Arsene Wenger? Lol Spurs.

Originally Posted by Lightning

If AVB loses his job, I wonder how many managers Spurs have been through while we've only had Arsene Wenger? Lol Spurs.

Off the top of your head do you think it's more or less than the amount of consecutive trophyless years Arsenal have had?

Originally Posted by Frank the Great

VICTOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Zapata scored lol

Originally Posted by Sviatoslav

Off the top of your head do you think it's more or less than the amount of consecutive trophyless years Arsenal have had?

Damn son

Originally Posted by Sviatoslav

Off the top of your head do you think it's more or less than the amount of consecutive trophyless years Arsenal have had?

More! Nothing to worry about with Arsenal anymore. Mesut will take care of our trophy situation.

Originally Posted by pulga

Attack, bud, attack

Who's that?

Originally Posted by pulga

Attack, bud, attack

[IMG][/IG]

Lurkers are now staring at my mummy thanks bro

Originally Posted by Wilbur

Lurkers are now staring at my mummy thanks bro

moar liek fapping amirite

Wow

Copenhagen going to get spanked badly today. Who's your moms friend Pulga?

Originally Posted by OddMorsel

Fuckin hate how dry my skin gets around this time of year. Might just break down and buy a humidifier.

Same problem here, it really does suck.

Very nice.

Originally Posted by Salazar

Very nice.

no

Beautiful title :lol

Rodvik, not that I'm aware of

Originally Posted by WoodenLung

Copenhagen going to get spanked badly today.

Demotivated and exhausted with some of that stomach flu making the rounds before the weekend? Yes please.

Rafa Benitez to Spurs

Originally Posted by Baconsaurus Rex

Rafa Benitez to Spurs

Zeman to Napoli. My life would be complete.

Originally Posted by pulga

Attack, bud, attack

Originally Posted by Zabojnik

Zeman to Napoli. My life would be complete.

Will Hamisk be back in time for Arsenal? Need to check Napoli's fixtures to find out how that week stacks for them. Need points from them now. Useless cunts today. They can't defend for shit.

Guardian AVB story reads like the writer got a tip off from someone at the club that AVB's position was under review and then desperately tried to think up a bunch of reasons why that might be the case, none of which are convincing, either separately or as a whole.

Maybe if we lose to United and then to one of Fulham and Sunderland, but otherwise, and maybe even then, I just can't see Levy pulling the plug this early. There are no available coaches with a better record, sans Hiddink [likely too expensive] and the truth is that it was always going to take some time to bed in the new players.

Of course, if we don't make the top four or win a trophy, AVB could well find himself out of a job at the end of the season, but before is still unlikely.

Yaaayyyy

Took a stray kitten to the vet yesterday because it's eyes looked absolutely f'd. Infected as can be, literally crusted and hanging out of the socket.

Had surgery today, great success.

One eye was removed, but other one is healing.

Need a name for it. Cyclops? Captain BlueBeard? LeftEye? FootballGAF pls.

Originally Posted by Sleeplessnights

Kip pls.

If you remember that scene, the girl he is checking out is his real life daughter apparently haha. So fucked up.

HALA MADRID! Today we will qualify and do Juve a huge favor in doing so. Poor Solbakken, he won't have an easy game.

Originally Posted by Suen

HALA MADRID! Today we will qualify and do Juve a huge favor in doing so. Poor Solbakken, he won't have an easy game.

Speaking of Solbakken, there are a lot of reactions to Bendtner's latest arrest in the papers this morning. Two of them caught my eye as they were right next to each other:

"Sport psychologist: Are you stupid, Bendtner?"
"Solbakken: Just call me Bendtner, our gym is open 24/7"

Still a bit irked by that Mesut Ozil penalty miss. Anyone can miss a penalty but that one was poorly taken and had hardly any power on it. He redeemed himself after that though, got involved and played well after that.


Reading through the thread while the game is being played and now I see what I didn't see earlier. I hardly ever read through the thread when big game is on but Pulgacunt mocking Ozil and his penalty. His god Ronaldo missed a pen that saw Madrid get knocked out of the CL. STFU.

wedward, you should post caps every time Jack scores because it won't happen very often. Jack was great today but had been very average this season and Aaron is still the better player. Knowing Jack in his next game he either gets injured again or has a pass accuracy of 50% again. Great that he scores the occasional goal but until he's consistent in his performances over a decent period of time, he has not done this since his injury, then he still deserves the kicks in the ass that come his way. He needs to continually improve not be complacent, act like a cunt, put in mediocre performances, and then be told he is the future of English football. As things stand he's not better than any of our other starting midfielders, hence he's on the wing and not in midfield. Needs to earn his spot in the midfield much like Aaron did.

Best night of my life, I still can't believe it. Massive hangover, got a presentation in 2 hours but who cares, just fantastic football last night!

Originally Posted by FeD.nL

Best night of my life, I still can't believe it. Massive hangover, got a presentation in 2 hours but who cares, just fantastic football last night!

Congrats on the big win! :D

That new thread smell.

I hope Leverkusen can win tonight, sorry Shinji-bros.

Real CL match day starts today.

Hala Madrid

Originally Posted by Milchmonster

I hope Leverkusen can win tonight, sorry Shinji-bros.

Ain't nothing fraternal about your bumptious fraud of a manager selling us a player and then trying to reel him back in, bleating all the while.

Do one, fluorescent scum.