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strobogo
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(12-16-2013, 07:54 PM)
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I don't know if I'd rather see Mark Henry or Bork crush ROH dudes.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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(12-16-2013, 07:58 PM)
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I can't wait until Eva Marie is at the top of the divas division. Will be glorious.
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Bootaaay
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(12-16-2013, 08:01 PM)
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Honestly, if I could pick one WWE superstar to turn up in ROH...it'd be John Cena.

Imagine the insane heat he'd get just for showing up, let alone for overcoming the odds against someone like Elgin.
Xater
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(12-16-2013, 08:04 PM)
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Originally Posted by BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!

I can't wait until Eva Marie is at the top of the divas division. Will be glorious.

I bet she will be future endeavored before that can ever happen.
jmdajr
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(12-16-2013, 08:05 PM)
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Ugh Eva Marie. I nominated Khali as worst performer but changed my mind come ballot time.
jmdajr
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(12-16-2013, 08:07 PM)
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I found Randy Orton on ABC news

Randy Orton Wins WWE Championship



The puppet masters at the WWE have picked a new champion.

Randy "The Viper" Orton, who plays one of the villain types of professional wrestlers, body-slammed John Cena (whom the Social Climber once stood behind at an airport Burger King) to win the WWE's newly minted unified championship.

Apparently, the federation has historically had two separate heavyweight champs. Now they've got one.
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Originally Posted by jmdajr

I found Randy Orton on ABC news

Randy Orton Wins WWE Championship



The puppet masters at the WWE have picked a new champion.

Randy "The Viper" Orton, who plays one of the villain types of professional wrestlers, body-slammed John Cena (whom the Social Climber once stood behind at an airport Burger King) to win the WWE's newly minted unified championship.

Apparently, the federation has historically had two separate heavyweight champs. Now they've got one.

Good read. Would read again.
jmdajr
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(12-16-2013, 08:09 PM)
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Rock

WWE star Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was named by Forbes.com as the highest grossing actor of 2013, as his films brought in a total of $1.3 billion worldwide this year.

It should be noted that this number is highest box offices grosses, and not personal earnings, as Robert Downey, Jr. was the highest paid actor of 2013, earning $75 million compared to The Rock's $46 million.
Xater
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(12-16-2013, 08:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by jmdajr

I found Randy Orton on ABC news

Randy Orton Wins WWE Championship



The puppet masters at the WWE have picked a new champion.

Randy "The Viper" Orton, who plays one of the villain types of professional wrestlers, body-slammed John Cena (whom the Social Climber once stood behind at an airport Burger King) to win the WWE's newly minted unified championship.

Apparently, the federation has historically had two separate heavyweight champs. Now they've got one.

So it's not just wrestling fans that were baffled that this was the case.
Evening Musuko
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(12-16-2013, 08:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bootaaay

Honestly, if I could pick one WWE superstar to turn up in ROH...it'd be John Cena.

Imagine the insane heat he'd get just for showing up, let alone for overcoming the odds against someone like Elgin.

Honestly, I'd pay damn good money to see that. It'll be the closest thing we'll see to a heel Cena these days.

Originally Posted by jmdajr

Rock

WWE star Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was named by Forbes.com as the highest grossing actor of 2013, as his films brought in a total of $1.3 billion worldwide this year.

It should be noted that this number is highest box offices grosses, and not personal earnings, as Robert Downey, Jr. was the highest paid actor of 2013, earning $75 million compared to The Rock's $46 million.

The Rock is best for business.
TheWarrior
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(12-16-2013, 08:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bootaaay

Honestly, if I could pick one WWE superstar to turn up in ROH...it'd be John Cena.

Imagine the insane heat he'd get just for showing up, let alone for overcoming the odds against someone like Elgin.

He would become the greatest heel of all time and he doesn't even have to change a thing about his character. Just cut those promos about how he shows up for work every day and works super hard, that he loves watching "Japanimation" and cut vignettes of him in his mansion with Nikki Bella watching Akira.
jmdajr
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(12-16-2013, 08:21 PM)
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The Rock is actually quite generous for coming back. It probably costs him money....
strobogo
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(12-16-2013, 08:22 PM)
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Originally Posted by jmdajr

The Rock is actually quite generous for coming back. It probably costs him money....

I would think if it doesn't cost him money directly, insurance on him would go up a ton every time he wrestlers.


Also, god damn this show is awful. Maybe worse than December to Dismember.
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(12-16-2013, 08:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by TheWarrior

He would become the greatest heel of all time and he doesn't even have to change a thing about his character. Just cut those promos about how he shows up for work every day and works super hard, that he loves watching "Japanimation" and cut vignettes of him in his mansion with Nikki Bella watching Akira.

State of the Art Japanese Animation
jred2k
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(12-16-2013, 08:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by jmdajr

The Rock is actually quite generous for coming back. It probably costs him money....

Hes getting paid massive amounts to promote his movies, which, will in turn, make him even more money.
jmdajr
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(12-16-2013, 08:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by jred2k

Hes getting paid massive amounts to promote his movies, which, will in turn, make him even more money.

Bootaaay
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(12-16-2013, 08:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by bjork

State of the Art Japanese Animation

Oh god, freaking nostalgia overload!!!!!! I haven't seen that in YEARS.

Almost as good as the Manga Video intro;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=athjskaqAQk
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(12-16-2013, 08:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by jred2k

Hes getting paid massive amounts to promote his movies, which, will in turn, make him even more money.

Jamie OD
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(12-16-2013, 08:31 PM)
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Dave Meltzer trying to describe that AJ drawing on today's WO audio is probably the best wrestling related audio I will hear this month.
TheWarrior
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(12-16-2013, 08:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by bjork

State of the Art Japanese Animation

That music gets me going. I think I was 9 or 10 when Akira came out perfect age to get into it.

damn that trailer actually makes me want to go back and watch some of these
jred2k
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(12-16-2013, 08:35 PM)
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Anybody else think that looks like John Cena with a bowl cut?
strobogo
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(12-16-2013, 08:35 PM)
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No. It's McNulty. It is known.
bean breath
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(12-16-2013, 08:37 PM)
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Get ready to rumble, because beginning in 2014, WWE Studios will be body slamming you with a tag team of cartoon collaborations and an original animated series based on their WWE Superstars called Camp WWE.

The adult web series, Camp WWE, which will be released on WWE’s digital platforms in 13 three-minute episodes, is a co-production with Film Roman (The Simpsons, King of the Hill), who is also co-financing the series with WWE. It will be written by Mike Benson (Entourage, The Bernie Mac Show), and will feature the wrestlers’ delinquent children sent off to be reformed by Mr. McMahon, “the most terrifying counselor who ever lived.”

And debuting on home video on March 25, John Cena, The Miz, Brodus Clay Kane and their associates will team up with Mystery, Incorporated in Scooby-Doo WrestleMania Mystery. A collaboration between WWE Studios and Warner Home Entertainment, the story centers on Scooby and the Gang’s attempts to solve the case of a mysterious ghost bear haunting the WrestleMania event in WWE City. This will be followed up by another DVD release in 2015, when The Flintstones attend the very first WWE event and attempt to exhaust viewers with a barrage of geologically themed monikers like Vince McMagma, John Cenastone and CM Punkrock.

Malvingt2
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(12-16-2013, 08:39 PM)
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Originally Posted by bean breath

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can someone make me an avatar version of the CM Punk one please?
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(12-16-2013, 08:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by strobogo

No. It's McNulty. It is known.

Did McNulty take his serial killer thing too far in the final season of Dexter?
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(12-16-2013, 08:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman

Can't unsee the mirrors edge cosplay after someone pointed it out yesterday.
BronsonLee
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(12-16-2013, 08:41 PM)

Originally Posted by Razorskin

Can't unsee the mirrors edge cosplay after someone pointed it out yesterday.

GODDAMN Lyte_Edge

SISTER (FAITH) ABIGAIL
Ithil
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(12-16-2013, 08:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by bean breath

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Cenastone. CENASTONE.
HarryDemeanor
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(12-16-2013, 08:49 PM)
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Originally Posted by Ithil

Cenastone. CENASTONE.

Sounds like an evolution item in Pokemon.
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(12-16-2013, 08:49 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bootaaay

Honestly, if I could pick one WWE superstar to turn up in ROH...it'd be John Cena.

Imagine the insane heat he'd get just for showing up, let alone for overcoming the odds against someone like Elgin.

Oh definitely. We picked Mark Henry because that company needs a monster heel to crush fools and put on great matches with all the smaller guys, and in an intimate setting like Hammerstein, hearing Mark Henry talk shit to his opponent and the crowd all match long would be worth 5x the price of admission. Right now, everyone is too similar size-wise, and there's no monsters. Now that's a byproduct of being an indie, and not being able to get enormous guys (who get scooped up by WWE), but man would that be awesome.

Only problem in this fantasy world is that he'd be the most over thing since things were over if his music hit and he walked out the curtain.
Ithil
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(12-16-2013, 08:49 PM)
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Originally Posted by HarryDemeanor

Sounds like an evolution item in Pokemon.

Special Ability: Win when reduced to one hitpoint.
jmdajr
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(12-16-2013, 08:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jamie OD

Dave Meltzer trying to describe that AJ drawing on today's WO audio is probably the best wrestling related audio I will hear this month.

Never heard that guy speak until I listened to the Steve Austin interview. Annoying voice but at the same time he truly is a fan and seems to geek out on a ton of stuff.
TheWarrior
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Why does Brodus Clay have so much invested in him? He gets on the Scooby Doo Cartoon and has a Brawlin Buddy.
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Originally Posted by TheWarrior

Why does Brodus Clay have so much invested in him? He gets on the Scooby Doo Cartoon and has a Brawlin Buddy.

He's the go-to huge guy once Khali's legs finally give out. He can be scary or he can be cuddly funtimes guy.*

* in theory
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(12-16-2013, 08:57 PM)
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Originally Posted by TheWarrior

Why does Brodus Clay have so much invested in him? He gets on the Scooby Doo Cartoon and has a Brawlin Buddy.

He is our future monster heel.
Evening Musuko
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Originally Posted by TheWarrior

Why does Brodus Clay have so much invested in him? He gets on the Scooby Doo Cartoon and has a Brawlin Buddy.

Kids love him. Well used to. Now I'm guessing we'll be getting monster Clay now. I can see him being the next "big" guy like Show and Henry are; he's a big guy who can be a lovable face or a monster heel.
Ithil
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(12-16-2013, 09:00 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jamie OD

Dave Meltzer trying to describe that AJ drawing on today's WO audio is probably the best wrestling related audio I will hear this month.

Meltzer and Alvarez earlier this year mentioning how the "twin magic" of the Bella twins in matches no longer works, was funny since Meltzer was trying to modestly explain why while not making any explicit references to the why, then Alvarez goes "the point Dave is trying to make is it doesn't work anymore because Nikki Bella now has great big fake tits".
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Monster Funkasaurus is gonna be fun. Hopefully he'll get his own signature match, the Tokyo City hardcore match, wherein the ring is filled with a scale model of Tokyo for the wrestlers to fight in.

He could feud with Los Matadores/El Torito and they could defeat him by forming Bulltron
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While we're on the subject of Dave Meltzer and Bryan Alvarez, the guy Alvarez at one point was talking about who inspired the Total Divas storyline of someone drunk dialling Stephanie McMahon is supposedly Kofi Kingston.
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Originally Posted by Rapstah

While we're on the subject of Dave Meltzer and Bryan Alvarez, the guy Alvarez at one point was talking about who inspired the Total Divas storyline of someone drunk dialling Stephanie McMahon is supposedly Kofi Kingston.

HAHAHAHA

Update the clock!
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Originally Posted by Evening Musuko

Kids love him. Well used to. Now I'm guessing we'll be getting monster Clay now. I can see him being the next "big" guy like Show and Henry are; he's a big guy who can be a lovable face or a monster heel.

I didn't even realize he was 6' 7" Imagine if the dude got halfway in shape, he could look the part of a beast heel
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Originally Posted by bean breath

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Is that... Sheamus?
Ithil
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(12-16-2013, 09:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by Rapstah

While we're on the subject of Dave Meltzer and Bryan Alvarez, the guy Alvarez at one point was talking about who inspired the Total Divas storyline of someone drunk dialling Stephanie McMahon is supposedly Kofi Kingston.

Punk must have gotten some awkward phone calls in the middle of the night.
Perspicacity
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(12-16-2013, 09:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by Penguin

Is that... Sheamus?

Yup. Irish Casper finally getting the proper cartoon depiction.
Xater
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(12-16-2013, 09:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by Ithil

Meltzer and Alvarez earlier this year mentioning how the "twin magic" of the Bella twins in matches no longer works, was funny since Meltzer was trying to modestly explain why while not making any explicit references to the why, then Alvarez goes "the point Dave is trying to make is it doesn't work anymore because Nikki Bella now has great big fake tits".

I love Alvarez for moments like this.
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Originally Posted by jred2k



Anybody else think that looks like John Cena with a bowl cut?

I see Drake Younger.
Shark Johnson
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(12-16-2013, 09:15 PM)
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New Clock!
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edit: Kofi & Christian should start a feud

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