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jabuseika
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(Yesterday, 09:17 PM)
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1 Billion Dollars, to bring the next remedy game to Steam exclusivity.

I wish
TheRealTalker
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(Yesterday, 09:18 PM)
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A Notice telling them that Gabe now has the rights ownership for their studio and Quantum Break
Anteater
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(Yesterday, 09:20 PM)
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a hat made of money
Zeknurn
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(Yesterday, 09:21 PM)
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An early copy of SteamOS and a Steam Controller would be my bet.
Zia
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(Yesterday, 09:23 PM)
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It's a Red Hat... box. Pretty obvious what's inside.
The Bankslammer
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(Yesterday, 09:23 PM)
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better get out that $2.49
Tehalemi
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(Yesterday, 09:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Anteater

a hat made of money

The twist? This hat IS money, as in the first of many to make all hats legal tender as currency in the United States. xD
TheBigG753
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(Yesterday, 09:24 PM)
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Copies of both Alan Wake 2 and Half Life 3.

...

The box is empty. :(
Raide
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(Yesterday, 09:25 PM)
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Box is full of Steam.
okayfrog
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(Yesterday, 09:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Zeknurn

An early copy of SteamOS and a Steam Controller would be my bet.

This makes too much sense therefore I hate you.
Guy.brush
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(Yesterday, 09:26 PM)
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A written letter by Gaben, offering Half-Life 3 development to Remedy with Sam Lake as writer.
Gordon will have a noirish inner monologue voice:

In the backseat of a moving train car, I am cut loose from city 17. It watches me pass with old grey eyes.
The night has gilded the skyscrapers in black. Every brick wall is covered with graffiti. The image of an anarchist orange h with ³ tacked on.
repeated over and over. h for Half-Life...


They were all dead. The final crowbar hit was an exclamation
mark to everything that had led to this point. I released
my fingers from the iron, and then it was over. To make
any kind of sense of it, I need to go back 15 years.
Back to the day the portal opened. I was still a scientist back then. Theoretical physicist at Black Mesa
Last edited by Guy.brush; Yesterday at 09:37 PM.
JaseC
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(Yesterday, 09:26 PM)
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It's a Steam Machine and Remedy is going to announce Alan Wake for Linux (as well as Mac, presumably).
Blair
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(Yesterday, 09:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by anexanhume

Oooh another unboxing video.


se7en was my favourite unboxing video
Yasumi
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(Yesterday, 09:27 PM)
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Hat Life 3 confirmed.
Dizzle24
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(Yesterday, 09:29 PM)
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a steambox, duh.
or a hat.
either way, it's not HL3.
The Living Tribunal
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(Yesterday, 09:30 PM)
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ashecitism
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(Yesterday, 09:30 PM)
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Machine plus controller and we get AW announced for Linux.
sixteen-bit
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(Yesterday, 09:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC

Probably a cake LOLOLOL

Us gamers.
Juan29.zapata
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(Yesterday, 09:33 PM)
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Yeah, I'm inclining for a Alan Wake on Steambox/Mac/Linux announcement.

Jk, Remedy is taking the reigns over Episode 4 since Arkane couldn't finish it!

Originally Posted by The Living Tribunal

[IMG]http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/IT+s+NOT+HAPPENING+.+half+life+3+unconfirmed_2708f4_4656469.gif[/IM G]

DAMN. This got me good.
Taco_Human
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(Yesterday, 09:33 PM)

Originally Posted by The Cartographer

Anthrax.

This made me lol. Valve are murderers.
Anteater
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(Yesterday, 09:34 PM)
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What if that's actually the steambox we're looking at here?

/shyamalan.gif
jelly
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(Yesterday, 09:37 PM)
It would be great to see Remedy back on PC as well as consoles instead of the latter primarily.

Cool gesture if Valve is trying to entice devs like Remedy back to PC with something to sweeten the deal. Instead of a 30% cut, maybe 20%, 10 % if you also release a Steam OS version of your game.
EatChildren
Will Suck Cock While GDGF Watches
(Yesterday, 09:38 PM)
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Originally Posted by Guy.brush

A written letter by Gaben, offering Half-Life 3 development to Remedy with Sam Lake as writer. Gordon will have a noirish inner monologue voice.

"Echoes of City 17 fill footsteps in the snow with deep crimson, ghosts of the past howling over icy winds, the cold realisation that around every numbing corner is a gasmasked reminder that the only thing this tool cant crack open is what I desire most: a way out."
Shadow Hog
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(Yesterday, 09:38 PM)
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They'll just need to pay $2.49 to open it and find out!
PandaPedinte
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(Yesterday, 09:38 PM)
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Originally Posted by EMT0

Peter Molyneux is going to pop out of the box. Calling it.

I laughed more than I should.
Intheflorsh
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(Yesterday, 09:39 PM)
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I hope it's a grim slushy.
googleplex
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(Yesterday, 09:39 PM)
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Valve's VR Headset?
HariKari
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(Yesterday, 09:39 PM)
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Invitation of some sort to the January steambox event thingy?
SolarPowered
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(Yesterday, 09:39 PM)
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I'm putting my money on a giant novelty steam controller.
nrvalleytime
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(Yesterday, 09:40 PM)
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Gaben's new diet manual?

I kid - I love that man just the way he is.
WavekSra
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(Yesterday, 09:40 PM)
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Quantum Break 1080p please
PandaPedinte
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(Yesterday, 09:41 PM)
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HL3 outsourced for Remedy confirmed.
ArjanN
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(Yesterday, 09:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by Blair

se7en was my favourite unboxing video

Nice.
Darknessbear
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(Yesterday, 09:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC

Probably a cake LOLOLOL

is lie tho lol
andycapps
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(Yesterday, 09:49 PM)
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Steambox.
Jiguryo
Aryan mech phallus gun
(Yesterday, 09:50 PM)
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Alan Wake hats for TF2?
Infinite Ammo
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(Yesterday, 09:51 PM)
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A mystery wrapped within an enigma of disappointment.
Bravocado
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(Yesterday, 09:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by The Living Tribunal

This is hilarious yet discouraging. I don't know how to feel.
alexandros
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(Yesterday, 09:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by jelly

Cool gesture if Valve is trying to entice devs like Remedy back to PC with something to sweeten the deal. Instead of a 30% cut, maybe 20%, 10 % if you also release a Steam OS version of your game.

They might do this, I mentioned in the past that it's a simple way for Valve to indirectly finance Linux ports.

As for what's in the box, I have no idea. Probably an actual hat!
Grief.exe
Don't stop believin'~~~ hold on to the feeling
(Yesterday, 09:54 PM)
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Time to follow Remedy on Twitter, this could be very exciting or complete disappointment.

I stopped following them since they started making Xbox exclusives.
lastflowers
(Yesterday, 09:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by Guy.brush

A written letter by Gaben, offering Half-Life 3 development to Remedy with Sam Lake as writer.
Gordon will have a noirish inner monologue voice:

In the backseat of a moving train car, I am cut loose from city 17. It watches me pass with old grey eyes.
The night has gilded the skyscrapers in black. Every brick wall is covered with graffiti. The image of an anarchist orange h with ³ tacked on.
repeated over and over. h for Half-Life...


They were all dead. The final crowbar hit was an exclamation
mark to everything that had led to this point. I released
my fingers from the iron, and then it was over. To make
any kind of sense of it, I need to go back 15 years.
Back to the day the portal opened. I was still a scientist back then. Theoretical physicist at Black Mesa

Alright...okay...
BasilZero
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(Yesterday, 09:56 PM)
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A Half life 3.......




























TF2 hat ;)
jim-jam bongs
most certainly will not be getting forcibly fucked by a gigantic canoe
(Yesterday, 09:57 PM)
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Xbone dev kit and a black and white photo of Eric Wolpaw's balls.
Bluth54
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(Yesterday, 09:57 PM)
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I hope it's a check to fund Alan Wake 2.
Tashi
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(Yesterday, 09:57 PM)
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Most likely some chocolate.
symphonask
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(Yesterday, 10:00 PM)
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Originally Posted by PandaPedinte

HL3 outsourced for Remedy confirmed.

I'm OK with this.
BPoole
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(Yesterday, 10:02 PM)
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A headmounted steambox that you pair with odious rift for the most immersive portable gaming machine ever
SwiftDeath
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(Yesterday, 10:03 PM)
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Empty box? Empty box
MrCunningham
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(Yesterday, 10:03 PM)
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Did they just send this out to remedy, ot did other companies get one of these boxes too? Seems pretty odd, but I am curious to see what it is too.
jelly
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(Yesterday, 10:03 PM)
Captain BaseBallBat-Boy mask.

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