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Bulzeeb
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(Yesterday, 10:05 PM)
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I hope that makes them do a new Alan Wake game for PC

edit: oh I am a first post, now everybody is reading this :O so here have a vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLebVGLFVxk
Last edited by Bulzeeb; Yesterday at 10:07 PM.
ashecitism
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Originally Posted by MrCunningham

Did they just send this out to remedy, ot did other companies get one of these boxes too? Seems pretty odd, but I am curious to see what it is too.

This is what I'm wondering. If it were only Remedy why would they wait for tommorow?
Deadstar
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(Yesterday, 10:06 PM)
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It's the new hat Gordon Freeman will wear in HL3.
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Originally Posted by ashecitism

This is what I'm wondering. If it were only Remedy why would they wait for tommorow?

To get two stories on Kotaku for the price of one.
stuminus3
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(Yesterday, 10:07 PM)
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I hope it's not like my wife's mystery box. Everyone knows what's in there.
daveo42
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(Yesterday, 10:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by kadotsu

Hats!

Too bad they can't open it since they all out of keys.
SolidSnakeUS
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(Yesterday, 10:11 PM)
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Hopefully this will push them to make Quantum Break for the PC :D.
Willy Wanka
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(Yesterday, 10:12 PM)
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It's the portable Steam Box headset.
Silky
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(Yesterday, 10:12 PM)
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From Shannon Gregory (Tommy Refernes (Meat Boy) wife, I believe)

Think Valve's just sending care packages out to the cool kids
jbug617
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Originally Posted by SolidSnakeUS

Hopefully this will push them to make Quantum Break for the PC :D.

It's up to MS they own the IP
http://trademarks.justia.com/859/56/...-85956954.html
Biskie
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(Yesterday, 10:13 PM)
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Better be Ricochet 2.
SolidSnakeUS
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Originally Posted by jbug617

It's up to MS they own the IP
http://trademarks.justia.com/859/56/...-85956954.html

Not the first time that MS Studios has a game up on Steam.
Like the hat?
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(Yesterday, 10:15 PM)
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Money hat
Alan wake sequel steam exclusive
The Abominable Snowman
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(Yesterday, 10:16 PM)
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So this box is the SteamBox?

How disappointing.
lefantome
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(Yesterday, 10:16 PM)
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It's a PS4, Remedy couldn't find any in Finland because they are sold out, so Gabe bought one at target in Redmon and sent them last week.
ashecitism
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(Yesterday, 10:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by Silky

From Shannon Gregory (Tommy Refernes (Meat Boy) wife, I believe)



Think Valve's just sending care packages out to the cool kids

lmao, nothing to see here folks
SolidSnakeUS
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Originally Posted by Like the hat?

Money hat
Alan wake sequel steam exclusive

That would be damn nice. I know some people didn't like the gameplay enough to finish it, but I liked it.
JaggedSac
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(Yesterday, 10:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by SolidSnakeUS

Not the first time that MS Studios has a game up on Steam.

Valve would need to send MS a hat box if they want Quantum Break on Steam.
zma1013
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(Yesterday, 10:19 PM)
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Probably a headcrab. Very unfortunate to the one that gets to open it.
grosvenor_92
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(Yesterday, 10:20 PM)
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Steam Machine as an early christmas present
RaikuHebi
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(Yesterday, 10:22 PM)
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Originally Posted by Poetic.Injustice

Advance copy of HL3.

First post knows what's up.
Claytron
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(Yesterday, 10:27 PM)
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It's gotta be chocolate.


https://twitter.com/garrynewman/stat...48681048915968

Unless it's not...
ashecitism
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(Yesterday, 10:32 PM)
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lol, that's that then

time for an OP and title update
cutthroat_cupcake
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(Yesterday, 10:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by Raide

Box is full of Steam.

This actually made me laugh out. :)
TheSeks
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(Yesterday, 10:36 PM)
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Contains a note:

Get to work on Max Payne 3

<3 Volvo.
Ranger Taffles
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(Yesterday, 10:38 PM)
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Valve is sending out treats now. Hmmmmmmm.

Well I guess that most of the guesses here were spot-on, strangely.
kick51
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(Yesterday, 10:39 PM)
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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC

Probably a cake LOLOLOL


i'm making a note here huge success a hue hue hue
OnFire331
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(Yesterday, 10:42 PM)
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When I read red hatbox, this came to mind:

Doffen
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(Yesterday, 10:51 PM)
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So this is why developers release games on Steam
Fox318
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(Yesterday, 10:52 PM)
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Is the box on fire?

or maybe its a smoking hat
Satchel
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(Yesterday, 11:09 PM)
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A money hat for Quantum Break to be on Linux Steam.
mechphree
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(Yesterday, 11:11 PM)
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Money hat
angular graphics
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Originally Posted by mechphree

Money hat

Chocolate hat.
Lulubop
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(Yesterday, 11:17 PM)
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Fedora.
DirgeExtinction
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(Yesterday, 11:19 PM)
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Quantum Break on Steam confirmed.
Timeaisis
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(Yesterday, 11:22 PM)
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I hope it's a hat made of money.

Alan Wake 2(3?) as a Steam exclusive.
jacksepticeye
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(Yesterday, 11:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Claytron

It's gotta be chocolate.


https://twitter.com/garrynewman/stat...48681048915968

Unless it's not...

That would be highly disappointing
iceatcs
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(Yesterday, 11:30 PM)
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lol marketing, no need to hold tomorrow for the hype.

It's just some chocolates (or not?).
EVIL
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(Yesterday, 11:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by jacksepticeye





That would be highly disappointing

Looks to be the same type of box. So its just twitter posts ranking up in hype again.
Eusis
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(Yesterday, 11:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by jacksepticeye

That would be highly disappointing

But maybe they're Half Life 3 themed chocolates! Just like I predicted!
Fox318
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(Yesterday, 11:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by Eusis

But maybe they're Half Life 3 themed chocolates! Just like I predicted!

What comes out first:

Alan Wake 2 or Half-Life 3?
Santiako
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(Yesterday, 11:36 PM)
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So, Remedy thought they were important and only they got a box so they wanted to tease it, turns out everyone got one and posted the contents on twitter. Lol
Azurex
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(Yesterday, 11:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by Claytron

It's gotta be chocolate.


https://twitter.com/garrynewman/stat...48681048915968

Unless it's not...

Yaaaay.
MomoPufflet
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(Yesterday, 11:45 PM)
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You have to dig under the chocolate, that's where the HL3 is for reals.
Raist
(Yesterday, 11:47 PM)
Well it's obviously a big ass fat moneyhat.
Family Fry
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(Yesterday, 11:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Silky

From Shannon Gregory (Tommy Refernes (Meat Boy) wife, I believe)


Think Valve's just sending care packages out to the cool kids

Tommy is diabetic what are they trying to do, kill him?
Kade
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(Yesterday, 11:55 PM)
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What's under the chocolates though?
MajorMelchett
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(Yesterday, 11:57 PM)
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They didn't send me anything!, WTF Valve!.
Vitet
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(Yesterday, 11:58 PM)
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Originally Posted by Claytron

It's gotta be chocolate.


https://twitter.com/garrynewman/stat...48681048915968

Unless it's not...


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