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StoopKid
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(Today, 06:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by rbenchley

Cruis'n for the Wii

This.
Orayn
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(Today, 06:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Gaz_RB

You just solved a huge mystery for me. I was trying to remember that game for the longest time.

You should (re)play it! Eternal Ring is a mechanical spinoff of the King's Field series, which makes it like Demon's/Dark Souls' great uncle or something. It's not an amazing, but surprisingly impressive in terms of tech for a PS2 launch game and an interesting footnote in From Software's history overall.
SolidChamp
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(Today, 06:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Mr. X

PS3 Skyrim

I will second and third this.
BakedYams
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(Today, 06:25 AM)
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Skyrim/Dark Souls on the PS3 honestly takes the cake. That insane drop in frame rate for Dark Souls always aggravated me and hurt my eyes bad. Skyrim was just a mess.
Soulflarz
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(Today, 06:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by Cerity

Didn't one of bethesda's games actually drop to 0 fps on the ps3?

happened on the 360 to me with skyrim. A frame every 3 seconds until i did a full reboot.
Gintoki313
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(Today, 06:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by XtaLarge

Look no further (click the image

Except for the shadows, that literally looks like a PS2 game. Heck, I've seen PS2 games look better then that mess.
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(Today, 06:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by Cerity

Didn't one of bethesda's games actually drop to 0 fps on the ps3?

yep, one of my most regrettable purchases. the stutter was unbelievable. it didn't even have to be during action, just walking through a barren town would create <10 FPS.
TheRealTalker
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(Today, 06:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by Uncle Rupee

Peter Jackson's King Kong The Movie The Game DS?

Dead
antitrop
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Originally Posted by XtaLarge

Look no further (click the image

Oh my God, what the fuck did they do to Far Cry?
StoopKid
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(Today, 06:28 AM)
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Fast and furious showdown

freenudemacusers
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(Today, 06:30 AM)
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lmao @ far cry wii. jesus.
DukeBobby
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Originally Posted by XtaLarge

Look no further (click the image

Quite possibly the worst game I've ever played. I remember it looking pretty decent in screenshots, too. Well, bullshots.
mechphree
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(Today, 06:31 AM)
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Originally Posted by TheRealTalker

Dead


Looooo wtf is this.
Edge_Maverick
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(Today, 06:32 AM)
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Originally Posted by Uncle Rupee

Peter Jackson's King Kong The Movie The Game DS?

Beautiful.
tapedeck
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(Today, 06:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by XtaLarge

Look no further (click the image

Wow...it looks like an early N64 game.
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(Today, 06:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by TheSpoiler

You asked for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW7zIsyDz3I

... =[
Koppai
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(Today, 06:34 AM)

Originally Posted by ponpo

Puchi Copter wii

I found that quite endearing
CoG
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(Today, 06:34 AM)
GTA4. I really hate that weird, soupy processing they slathered on it to compensate for the shitty framerate.
redwolflim
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(Today, 06:34 AM)
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Does this count?
mechphree
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(Today, 06:35 AM)
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Skyrim is ugly no matter what version you have.
Spring-Loaded
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(Today, 06:35 AM)
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PS2-era shovelware looks better than Cruis'n and FarCry Vengeance.
Pinbot
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Onechambara: Bikini Samurai Squad on 360 was severely fugly.
matrix-cat
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Dragon's Dogma is probably the worst performing 'big' game in recent years. It's not an ugly game, but man does it give me a headache.
mechphree
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Originally Posted by matrix-cat

Dragon's Dogma is probably the worst performing 'big' game in recent years. It's not an ugly game, but man does it give me a headache.


The frame rate is horrible. I picked it up on os plus....my god.
EmCeeGramr
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(Today, 06:41 AM)
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Wheelspin/Speed Zone. Made by Archer MacLean. Published by Bethesda. They hyped it for its tech capabilities since it was running at 60fps. For the Wii. In 2009.

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Originally Posted by Pinbot

Onechambara: Bikini Samurai Squad on 360 was severely fugly.

I own it, unfortunately. Played it for half an hour and never went back, the gameplay was worse than the graphics. And the Achievements were all fucking impossible, so I couldn't even play it for that.

Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr

Wheelspin/Speed Zone. Made by Arthur MacLean. Published by Bethesda. They hyped it for its tech capabilities since it was running at 60fps. For the Wii. In 2009.

Yeah, it's practically F-Zero GX... And I think you mean Archer MacLean. Arthur MacLean died in 1943.
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Intheflorsh
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(Today, 06:42 AM)
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Deadly Premonition, by a mile.
EmCeeGramr
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(Today, 06:46 AM)
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Originally Posted by antitrop

Yeah, it's practically F-Zero GX... And I think you mean Archer MacLean. Arthur MacLean died in 1943.

Dur, brainfart. I was trying to find and post pictures on mobile and got too annoyed to proofread.
Jharp
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(Today, 06:54 AM)
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Originally Posted by mechphree

Skyrim is ugly no matter what version you have.

Man, you're so edgy.
thekonamicode
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(Today, 06:58 AM)
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I came into this thread for the Cruis'n Wii image.

I was not disappointed.
joe2187
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(Today, 07:00 AM)
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Injustice.
FLAguy954
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(Today, 07:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by StoopKid

Fast and furious showdown

This! This piece of shit is so goddamn ugly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIS6AFcwHIM&hd=1
Shinta
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(Today, 07:02 AM)
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This game is releasing in 2014. Let that sink in.
BPoole
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(Today, 07:02 AM)
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The Destiny of Zorro on Wii

DarthWufei
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(Today, 07:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by joe2187

Injustice.

Uh, no. Unless you mean the lack of AA on 360/PS3.
ArchedThunder
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(Today, 07:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by stfuppercut

Also Monster Hunter 4 (2013)






Literally visual diarrhea

Wut.
The textures aren't very good, but the models, lighting, animations and scale are amazing for a 3DS game.
Orayn
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(Today, 07:08 AM)
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Starting on some Xbox 360 fuglies.

Turning Point: Fall of Liberty








Clive Barker's Jericho








Vampire Rain








Tenchu Z






chandoog
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(Today, 07:09 AM)
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Skyrim PS3 : The Thread

shit frame rate and constant stuttering and freezing even after a lot of patching.

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Oh, yeah, can't forget Bulletwitch!

Ilúvatar
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(Today, 07:12 AM)
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Space Marine for PC was an especially awful nightmare for me
joe2187
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(Today, 07:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by DarthWufei

Uh, no. Unless you mean the lack of AA on 360/PS3.

I mean the entire game in general

Well, low resolution textures, no anisotropic filtering, no anti-aliasing, terrible art design, low polygon characters and backgrounds, and probably some other things I'm forgetting.

Id say that describes Injustice perfectly, the game is also filled with this constant murky dog shit filter that just makes it hard to look at.
SwiftSketcher
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Originally Posted by stfuppercut

MLB 12: The Show on Vita is fucking terrifying.

Um. This looks pretty good. Almost mistook it for the console version. Terrifying seems a bit much.
Uncle Rupee
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(Today, 07:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by SwiftSketcher

Um. This looks pretty good. Almost mistook it for the console version. Terrifying seems a bit much.

what the hell is going on with the crowd, though? Are they being rendered on an Atari?
DigitalDevil
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Originally Posted by TheSpoiler

You asked for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW7zIsyDz3I

Whatever the fuck this is was so broken the video of it crashed my browser.
Neolith
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(Today, 07:16 AM)
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For those of you who played silent hill hd collection, I feel your pain.
joecanada
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Originally Posted by gogosox8

Skryim on the ps3 was atrociously bad. You couldn't even play it after you got over 30 hours . It also had a glitch were it would crash if you ran or fell into water (seriously wtf?).

Dragons Dogma was pretty bad too. Framerate would drop into the single digits if there were a lot of enemies on screen (btw this happens a lot in Dragon's Dogma ).

I'm just playing this now downloaded on psplus for my gf but dat choppy framerate makes her feel ill.
ArchedThunder
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Originally Posted by Uncle Rupee

what the hell is going on with the crowd, though? Are they being rendered on an Atari?

Don't exaggerate, that crowd is clearly being rendered on the SNES.
Orayn
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Holy shit, Last Rebellion is astounding!









Runs on the Phyre engine just like Demon's and Dark Souls, interestingly enough.
FLAguy954
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(Today, 07:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by chandoog

Skyrim PS3 : The Thread

shit frame rate and constant stuttering and freezing even after a lot of patching.

Speaking of shit frame rate the console version of Castlevania Lords of Shadow literally made me switch to PC gaming (and running the game on my laptop @ 70 fps for fucks sake):

Gintoki313
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(Today, 07:18 AM)
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Originally Posted by Orayn

Holy shit, Last Rebellion is astounding!

I can't believe I was going to buy this game at one point. That looks terrible, and the only thing that looks decent are the character models.

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