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freenudemacusers
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(Today, 08:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by Luap

It's absolutely possible. I did that many times in college. The shitty part is that I am an extremely slow writer because I edit every sentence as I go, so even a 5 page paper could easily take me 10+ hours to write. I pulled a lot of all-nighters in college. Time management is not my forte.

I used to fixate on making perfect sentences as I wrote, but I found it to be much more efficient to just let diarrhea flow and clean it up afterward.
Randolph Freelander
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(Today, 08:03 AM)
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Is there any other way to write one?
dudeguy24
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(Today, 08:03 AM)
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I can't believe this is even a question. 7 pages is nothing, especially if it's double spaced. You can probably even get through 7 pages single spaced in a good 8 hours if you were fast enough.
Chie Satonaka
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(Today, 08:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by B-Dubs

Dude, I did 20 pages in a day and got an A when I was in school. Just don't mess around and you'll be done pretty fast.

Get all your info together before you start.

Plan that essay out, paragraph by paragraph.

Then sit down and fill in the blanks.

Boom. You're welcome.

This. With proper planning, it's really not tough to write even super long papers in a short amount of time. Provided you know your subject matter well, and don't spend too much time here, you'll be fine.

GOOD LUCK
Vulcano's assistant
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(Today, 08:04 AM)
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In a day as in 24 hours? absolutely.

An Essay? even easier. You can probably pull off an actual research paper of 12-15 pages (10-14) references in 24 hours.
Vermillion
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(Today, 08:04 AM)
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I just did eight pages. In 6 hours. While occasionally browsing GAF (so less than that).

Very possible.
akira28
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(Today, 08:04 AM)
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15 pages. so 7? yeah.

edit: ok 2 of those were bibliography and source links. triple spaced
Superflat
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Super possible. Sources/research can be your biggest and worst time-sink. Use your time very wisely and you can write a great paper in a day. Hope you can instinctively part out relevant texts and skim read!

Even if you dick around, you should at least be able to turn a complete paper in-- it just won't be good :P
kirblar
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Originally Posted by dudeguy24

I can't believe this is even a question. 7 pages is nothing, especially if it's double spaced. You can probably even get through 7 pages single spaced in a good 8 hours if you were fast enough.

Yup, 7 pages double spaced is nothing. Single....yeah that's doable but will suck.
Syrinx
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If it's research-heavy as you say, then right now the length of your paper is the least of your problems. Research the topic well over the next day, and by the end hopefully you'll have enough material to cover and discuss so that the paper will flow right out of you. So you can probably get it done, but you gotta get to work.
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Originally Posted by Mineshaft_Gap

I just wrote a 5 page essay in 2 hours. lol

I've done one in an hour before

it was an online anthropology class though and it was mainly talking about family history but goddamn if I didn't shit out 5 pages in an hour and get a 100.
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(Today, 08:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by fawaz

Depends on the type of the paper. If it's a research paper that requires academic sources ( 30+ pages of technical lingo) then fuck no. If you can load it up with popular sources go for it.

He'll be fine if he can skim properly and recognize what's relevant to what he's writing about.
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(Today, 08:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by Hip Hop

I have an A in this college class and got a little lazy towards the end of it. Tomorrow midnight is the last day to turn in a 7 page essay and I have not started. We were supposed to be starting this like a month or two ago.

The nature of it is very research heavy and I don't even have any sources, which need to be quoted through out.

I'd say it is around 3,000 word for it all.

Possible in a day?

Have you done something like this before and did you pull it off? I got no other choice, I will finish this effortless.

this... this was a mistake. even if you wait for the last minute to write your term papers you should at least have all your research done beforehand and some sort of outline.


even so, it's do-able. last week i turned in a 14 page paper that i wrote the night before.
Doctor West
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(Today, 08:05 AM)
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Whatever you do, don't start looking at porn right now. And don't keep checking this thread for hilarious and entertaining responses. That would be a bad idea.
maxxpower
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(Today, 08:05 AM)
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Yep. I've written 20-page, single-spaced AIAA reports in one day so I think it's doable.
SmithnCo
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(Today, 08:05 AM)
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7 pages is totally doable in a day. The sources might be a roadblock depending on how good they have to be though.
bodyboarder
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(Today, 08:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by GG-Duo

Ask about the late penalty, and then write something coherent.

I remember learning in university that it's better to be late than hand in a piece of crap.

Solid advice. Failing that try asking for an extension.
Aiustis
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(Today, 08:06 AM)
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It's possible; I've done it before.

The last essay I did was 8 pages and it took me 5 hours. Granted: I correct as I go and make minimal errors and I always have my sources, notes and basic outline done ahead of time.

you shouldn't be on here though...
xxracerxx
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(Today, 08:06 AM)
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Easy as shit.
dudeguy24
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(Today, 08:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by Syrinx

If it's research-heavy as you say, then right now the length of your paper is the least of your problems. Research the topic well over the next day, and by the end hopefully you'll have enough material to cover and discuss so that the paper will flow right out of you. So you can probably get it done, but you gotta get to work.

Lol if it's a research paper then it's even easier. Skim for relevant articles on academic search engines like JSTOR or Google Scholar. Skim the abstract. Ctrl-F to find relevant paragraph to paraphrase and source. Rinse and repeat.
Lumyst
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(Today, 08:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by Uncle Rupee

If you don't have any sources, aren't you kinda in trouble?

I've always found this the hardest part. If it's a paper on Japanese Tea Gardens in an Art History class...you've got to know what you're going to say and then it should flow naturally. If you've got the knowledge, then what is there to fear :-P That's how I enjoy speeches too, it's all about delivering the knowledge you already have: if you know it, there's no need to BS anything. So if it's "can I learn 7 page's worth of information and prove it with sources" in one day it could be a challenge. If it's a very narrowly focused topic then it would be harder than a broad topic to find multiple and substantial sources.
Hazaro
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(Today, 08:07 AM)
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7 is cake.

I did my 20 page research paper over a weekend. Helps if the topic was semi interesting and current (which mine was).
akira28
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(Today, 08:07 AM)
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OP, inspiration and insanity both start with "I". Remember that.
abrack08
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(Today, 08:07 AM)
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Originally Posted by Randolph Freelander

Is there any other way to write one?

This.

My first semester in college we had to do a 10 page research paper and make a shorter powerpoint version to go along with it. I didn't start it until the night before it was due, probably like 8 PM (and probably procrastinated actually fully starting until later), and I finished around 3. Got a decent amount of sleep and an A. I had a pretty easy topic though, if it's going to require a ton of research in advance you'd need more time obviously.
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Droplet
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(Today, 08:08 AM)
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I'm writing a 15 page paper in a night. Right now.

I pretty much have all the relevant information in front of me so it's not a huge deal.
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(Today, 08:08 AM)
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Originally Posted by Hip Hop

I have an A in this college class and got a little lazy towards the end of it. Tomorrow midnight is the last day to turn in a 7 page essay and I have not started. We were supposed to be starting this like a month or two ago.

The nature of it is very research heavy and I don't even have any sources, which need to be quoted through out.

I'd say it is around 3,000 word for it all.

Possible in a day?

Have you done something like this before and did you pull it off? I got no other choice, I will finish this effortless.


I think I used to do 5000 word papers in one night quite regularly. Sometimes I even used the amazon look inside feature to come up with sources. Basically it all depends on you finding some useable sources (and a good research question?). The writing is not so much of a problem after that.
fawaz
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(Today, 08:09 AM)

Originally Posted by B-Dubs

He'll be fine if he can skim properly and recognize what's relevant to what he's writing about.

And that's how plagiarism happens.
freenudemacusers
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(Today, 08:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by dudeguy24

Lol if it's a research paper then it's even easier. Skim for relevant articles on academic search engines like JSTOR or Google Scholar. Skim the abstract. Ctrl-F to find relevant paragraph to paraphrase and source. Rinse and repeat.

It is my belief that the APA abstract was formulated purely to assist students in citing 20 page articles they have not fully read.
Gordon0Freeman
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(Today, 08:09 AM)
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Easy. Finding relevant sources should be easy especially by using your schools databases
wsoxfan1214
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(Today, 08:11 AM)
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..that's MAYBE two hours of work. Of course you can.
Smiley90
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(Today, 08:11 AM)
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That's nothing. I did 10 pages yesterday, and I had spare time. What subject? If it's a social science it's even simpler, no need to overly analyze and reference a shitton of figures. Just BS-write your way through it.
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(Today, 08:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by B-Dubs

He'll be fine if he can skim properly and recognize what's relevant to what he's writing about.

This is what you do. You "read" 4 to 7 papers/chapters from books, etc, and from each of them you have to add 3 to 4 sources they cited, because the ideas or study was not originally theirs. But you already know they purpose of those researches, those theories,those points of view, etc (whatever the subject is). That's the added knowledge of ~20 references for less than 50 pages of reading.
gloomy
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(Today, 08:12 AM)
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Everybody is so confident in here. I don't think I would be able to do it. I can't handle that kind of pressure. Research usually eats alot of my time aswell. Good Luck
Hypron
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(Today, 08:12 AM)
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Writing a great essay takes time. But shitting out 7 pages of writing in a day is really easy as long as you've got a rough idea what you're supposed to write about. You're probably not going to get an A+ for that but you never know.
Steamlord
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(Today, 08:13 AM)
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I once whipped up a 10-page paper and a 10-minute presentation on ancient Cretan architecture the day before I had to present it. I got a 98 and the professor told me it was easily the best in the class.

/brag
Vulcano's assistant
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(Today, 08:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by Steamlord

I once whipped up a 10-page paper and a 10-minute presentation on ancient Cretan architecture the day before I had to present it. I got a 98 and the professor told me it was easily the best in the class.

/brag

Did you had any knowledge of the material beforehand?
UltraGunner
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(Today, 08:16 AM)
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Of course you can OP. Shit try finding someone who DOESN'T write their college essays the day before its due.
Smiley90
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Originally Posted by Steamlord

I once whipped up a 10-page paper and a 10-minute presentation on ancient Cretan architecture the day before I had to present it. I got a 98 and the professor told me it was easily the best in the class.

/brag

I had to make a 30 minute presentation the night before because I misread my calendar. Made the presentation between midnight and 4am, got 97% on it. /counter-brag

To be fair, I had done all the preliminary analysis and bullet-pointing in a word-file beforehand already. It was a 30min analysis of a biochemistry paper and background. I literally had to make the entire presentation still, though. wrote it by 4am, woke up the next morning and ran through it a couple time before presentation at noon.

By far the best presentation grade I ever got. Some people crumble under pressure, others bloom. I'm apparently part of the latter group. :lol
SystemBug
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(Today, 08:18 AM)
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I had a research essay due today as well OP. What course is this if you don't mind me asking?
Drkirby
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(Today, 08:18 AM)
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Big issue is the Research. Writing 7 pages is easy, but getting all the info could take some time.
PetriP-TNT
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(Today, 08:19 AM)
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I always wrote my esseys the day before. Worked for me.
Smiley90
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(Today, 08:19 AM)
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I know at least one of you cunts is IN MY CLASS, too. Not even joking. Actually probably 2 classes, even. Not gonna name-drop though :lol

Originally Posted by SystemBug

I had a research essay due today as well OP. What course is this if you don't mind me asking?

IS IT YOU?
Steamlord
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(Today, 08:19 AM)
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Originally Posted by Vulcano's assistant

Did you had any knowledge of the material beforehand?

Absolutely none.
Pickles Spill
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(Today, 08:19 AM)
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And today we learn the dirty secret that everyone on GAF is a procrastinator.
I'm guilty of it too.
dudeguy24
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(Today, 08:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by Hypron

Writing a great essay takes time. But shitting out 7 pages of writing in a day is really easy as long as you've got a rough idea what you're supposed to write about. You're probably not going to get an A+ for that but you never know.

This is actually quite true too. I used to tutor other college undergrads, and you'd be surprised at how underdeveloped some people's critical thinking and writing skills are. For some it comes pretty naturally, for others it's like climbing a mountain. I guess I was born lucky; I don't know many others that can churn out A level papers as quickly as I can.
Tesseract
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(Today, 08:20 AM)
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you can do it op, sleep in the light.
freenudemacusers
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(Today, 08:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by Smiley90

I know at least one of you cunts is IN MY CLASS, too. Not even joking. Not gonna name-drop though :lol

expose it
Steamlord
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(Today, 08:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by Pickles Spill

And today we learn the dirty secret that everyone on GAF is a procrastinator.
I'm guilty of it too.

Why else would we be here?
Illithid Dude
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(Today, 08:22 AM)
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If I know what I want to say, I can write ten pages in two hours. Seven pages in a day is nothing.
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It's doable. I banged out a 6600 word seminar paper in about 10 hours last week. It sucked to do, but the paper was surprisingly excellent despite how little time I really spent on it.

Just cherry pick the shit out of your sources.

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