Well, today was the last day of my business communication class. At the beginning of the semester, our teacher split the class into about five groups with 4-5 people in them. Well, my group included two amazingly beautiful Brazilian women. They are amazing omg. I have never been in a situation where I've been in close contact with beautiful women before, so this semester was amazing. We worked together each week and had a little fun. One of them was 27 and married, so she was off limits. The other was 19 (one year older than me). The 27 year old one isn't good with her English, so I helped her with her papers throughout the semester. Of course, in the back of my mind I hoped she'd...pay me back for my services....but that didn't happen; only in my dreams, only in my dreams...Their accents were SO sexy.
Anyway, after class today I got to hug them both. This was a stepping stone for me, considering I had never hugged a babe before. It was nice. They both smelled very good, and their hair was long enough so that I could secretly touch it from behind. It felt good. I was hoping for a kiss, but meh, a hug was good enough.
Thank you Bianca and Elisa, you have given me enough masturbatory thoughts to support me through Christmas break.
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(12-12-2005, 06:46 PM)
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I hugged two beautiful Brazilian women today
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Member
(12-12-2005, 06:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by PhoenixDark:
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Banned
(12-12-2005, 06:48 PM)
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#3
Are you fat?
Seriously though you should go after the 19 year old. |
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(12-12-2005, 06:48 PM)
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#5
oh god..
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Member
(12-12-2005, 06:49 PM)
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#6
i get enough spam about Brazilian she-males to make me wonder if you really hugged "women" or not.
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Member
(12-12-2005, 06:51 PM)
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#7
*cries*
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bad ass junior memba
(12-12-2005, 06:54 PM)
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#8
Why did you make this thread? Did you realize that it would only rob you of any dignity and respect you might have had here?
I'm honestly just kinda wondering what would go through your mind to make you think it a good idea to share this with GAF.... |
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Banned
(12-12-2005, 06:54 PM)
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#9
Meanwhile on the 'Brazilians in America' forum:
"FAT MAN HUG. TEARS FALL. HUSBAND AM CRY!" |
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I have a foreskin yet I do not have AIDS
(12-12-2005, 06:54 PM)
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#10
dude I don't wanna spoil it but you are gonna go nuts when you get to finger a chick for the first time.
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Member
(12-12-2005, 06:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by PhoenixDark:
Are there any other kind of Brazilian women? Seriously? I've known several over the years, and they have all been drop dead gorgeous. I should move to that country. Really, I should!  |
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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..wow....
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$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
(12-12-2005, 07:00 PM)
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You should go to a concert, you might get to accidently <GASP> touch a girl's butt!
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(12-12-2005, 07:00 PM)
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Originally Posted by Boogie:
I had dignity and respect on GAF? Oh well, I'd rather touch a Brazilian woman's hair than have dignity anyway. btw I am not fat whatsoever. I just don't get much attention from the ladies, mainly because I constantly act uninterested. But these women were just so amazing. I wish I could have taken pictures or something, but I don't have a picture phone. I just felt today was a somewhat monumental day for me, and that GAF should know about it. It's not everyday that a guy gets to hug two Brazilian women and touch their hair. |
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(12-12-2005, 07:01 PM)
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Rosa Parks hater
(12-12-2005, 07:02 PM)
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Is that really the Brazllian soccer team in playboy? I mean dear god!
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Still Tagged Accordingly
(12-12-2005, 07:03 PM)
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#17
wow... so this is essentially a thread about some nerd saying, "omg i touched a girl!" *fap fap fap*
man... you can't manufacture comedy gold like this anymore! |
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FUNK-Y-PPA-4
(12-12-2005, 07:03 PM)
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This thread is clearly on par with the infamous "girl let me touch you" episode
Man, do I love the OT. |
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there is joy in sucking dick
(12-12-2005, 07:05 PM)
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#19
I wonder what this thread would have been like if you had sex with the 19 year old
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(12-12-2005, 07:06 PM)
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#20
someone change his tag to "girl let me touch you redux"
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Currently boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
(12-12-2005, 07:07 PM)
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#21
This is a low, even for GAF.
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Official Forum Cocksucker
(12-12-2005, 07:07 PM)
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What a coincidence, I jacked off to two Brazilian women today.
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(12-12-2005, 07:07 PM)
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#23
lol. this will not end well.
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bad ass junior memba
(12-12-2005, 07:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by Funky Papa:
Nothing is on par with "girl let me touch you". Nothing. |
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Member
(12-12-2005, 07:08 PM)
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#25
According to statistics, one of them was probably a man.
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Honorary Canadian.
(12-12-2005, 07:09 PM)
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(12-12-2005, 07:09 PM)
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Come on GAF, you have to start somewhere. Now, my starting point may be a little weak compared to some, but it is a start. Motivation people, motivation. I want to touch another girls hair.
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Dude, you sound like some budding serial killer. Cutting off woman's hair and saving it before you kill them in the bathtub.
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we all knew her
(12-12-2005, 07:13 PM)
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Originally Posted by catfish:
Good news - there is a pretty good chance you'll get to touch some of her hair while you do that, unless she shaves it. |
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#30
Originally Posted by Teh Hamburglar:
Made me think of 40 ry old virgin Someone link me to the girl let me touch you thread. |
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(12-12-2005, 07:15 PM)
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#31
Originally Posted by bune duggy:
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clumps of backdoor clay
(12-12-2005, 07:17 PM)
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#32
Originally Posted by PhoenixDark:
Your a brotha right? If so follow another brotha's directions http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=64473 Never Fails. And dont listen to half these people getting at you...lord knows they cant talk shit. |
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(12-12-2005, 07:17 PM)
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#33
Originally Posted by bune duggy:
They were women. I would know. |
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Member
(12-12-2005, 07:18 PM)
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#34
How old are you PhoenixDark? I stopped being excited about touching a girls hair when I was in Junior High I think.
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Poonani should have a ph balance of 0
(12-12-2005, 07:18 PM)
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#35
Originally Posted by PhoenixDark:
Let me let you in on a little something... Try and go for the butt or the breasts next time lot nicer than some hair. But shh don't tell anyone it's our little secret! |
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bad ass junior memba
(12-12-2005, 07:20 PM)
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#36
Originally Posted by Bud:
No can do. That's pre-neoGAF. |
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Banned
(12-12-2005, 07:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by PhoenixDark:
sure you would i think you need to take the trannie test, hopefully someone would be able to post it |
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(12-12-2005, 07:21 PM)
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#38
Originally Posted by DaddyZ:
Yeah, I'm a brother. Alas, I highly doubt that would work for me. I don't party so...yeah. I'm not even interested in most of the chicks at this school, despite their hotness. A lot of them are still into the whole "I want a badboy" thing, and to be frank I doubt they'd be willing to bang a guy who drives around blasting Zelda music. |
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clumps of backdoor clay
(12-12-2005, 07:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by PhoenixDark:
Just remember...the hotess girls are almost always the biggest smuts...and your right, girls a lot talk about wanting a man to be a "thug" but those arent the ones you should be looking for. What school you go to? |
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Still Tagged Accordingly
(12-12-2005, 07:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kung Fu Jedi:
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(12-12-2005, 07:26 PM)
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#41
Originally Posted by DaddyZ:
I go to Wastenaw Community College (WCC). I'm in the HS program there (WTMC), meaning I'll graduate from HS with my diploma, a technical certificate, and an Associates Degree (actually two ). btw I'm 18. |
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by the sweat of thy brow
shalt thou eat bread and you will be happy (12-12-2005, 07:27 PM)
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#42
Originally Posted by PhoenixDark:
PhoenixDark: It rubs the conditioner on its hair. It does this whenever it is told. PhoenixDark: It rubs the conditioner on its hair or else it gets the hose again.  Just how long until you have finished your beautiful new wig of Brazilian hair? |
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Banned
(12-12-2005, 07:30 PM)
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#43
Originally Posted by PhoenixDark:
By accent, you mean manly voice? Alessandra Ambrosio (Victoria Secret) is hot, but damn, she sounds like my brother. |
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Banned
(12-12-2005, 07:31 PM)
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#44
Originally Posted by Kung Fu Jedi:
I used to have a girlfriend that lived in Brazil so I traveled there a few times in the past. At their worst, Brazilian women are COMPLETELY HIDEOUS. These aren't shemales...these are she-beats. It's like they went through some genetic meat grinder before they were spit out of their mother's womb. At their best, the women there are some of the most beautiful I've ever seen. Silky smooth skin, great tans, awesome asses, and nicely shaped breasts FTW! Last edited by Forgotten Ancient : 12-12-2005 at 10:47 PM. |
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#45
Originally Posted by Boogie:
You know it's bad when Boogie is talking trash to you. Don't do it Boogie! |
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Member
(12-12-2005, 07:35 PM)
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#46
Originally Posted by Boogie:
Surly someone can post a little recap for the younger Gaferation. Stories of ye olden Times have to be passed on. It's a Legacy and civic duty i reckon if it is truly of such epic proportions. |
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FUNK-Y-PPA-4
(12-12-2005, 07:37 PM)
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Quote:
I was going to write some smirky remark, but I'll let Drinky and Triumph do the man's talk. |
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(12-12-2005, 07:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by Forgotten Ancient:
The tans and butts of Brazilian women are just perfect. The flowing hair is icing on the cake, no doubt. I have yet to see an ugly young Brazilian chick. |
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Member
(12-12-2005, 07:38 PM)
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#49
Originally Posted by Forgotten Ancient:
Guess I've been lucky so far in all the women I met from Brazil. I haven't been there yet, although I intend to in the future. Thanks for the warning ahead of time, otherwise I'd have probably been shocked! ;) |
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(12-12-2005, 07:38 PM)
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#50
Originally Posted by PhoenixDark:
You just had to figure out the right place to ask her, like at the fair, while riding on the ferris wheel. |
