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XiaNaphryz
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(02-08-2014, 03:47 PM)
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Because "flatbread pizza" was apparently too long, Subway now offers new Flatizzas:

The new menu item basically takes a square of flatbread (i.e. a roughly six-inch flatbread) and tops it with marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese, and one of four topping combinations.

The available choices are: Cheese, Pepperoni, Spicy Italian, and Veggie.


The Cheese and Pepperoni are pretty self-explanatory (they're just how they sound), the Spicy Italian adds pepperoni and Genoa salami, while the Veggie is topped with tomatoes, green peppers, olives, and onions.

The price in my area is $3.50 for a single Flatizza or two for $5.00.

Nutritional Info - Subway Cheese Flatizza (157g)
Calories - 390 (from Fat - 140)
Fat - 16g (Saturated Fat - 8g)
Sodium - 810mg
Carbs - 42g (Sugar - 3g)
Protein - 21g

Nutritional Info - Subway Pepperoni Flatizza (181g)
Calories - 500 (from Fat - 230)
Fat - 26g (Saturated Fat - 12g)
Sodium - 1340mg
Carbs - 43g (Sugar - 4g)
Protein - 26g

Nutritional Info - Subway Spicy Italian Flatizza (181g)
Calories - 490 (from Fat - 220)
Fat - 25g (Saturated Fat - 11g)
Sodium - 1290mg
Carbs - 43g (Sugar - 4g)
Protein - 25g

Nutritional Info - Subway Veggie Flatizza (191g)
Calories - 410 (from Fat - 150)
Fat - 17g (Saturated Fat - 8g)
Sodium - 850mg
Carbs - 44g (Sugar - 4g)
Protein - 21g

Jacobi
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(02-08-2014, 03:49 PM)
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Is that a cheap price? Can't really see how big the piece is...
TheUsual
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(02-08-2014, 03:49 PM)
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Looks absolutely awful.
Regiruler
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(02-08-2014, 03:50 PM)
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Their bread makes for a horrid pizza crust.

This will bomb and should.
PartTimeWarrior
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(02-08-2014, 03:50 PM)
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Cementing their place in the pizza world
MYE
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(02-08-2014, 03:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by TheUsual

Looks absolutely awful.

Why?
Booty Patrol
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(02-08-2014, 03:50 PM)

Originally Posted by Jacobi

Is that a cheap price? Can't really see how big the piece is...

It's the six inch cut of the flatbread used for sandwiches.
injurai
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(02-08-2014, 03:51 PM)
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I guess they couldn't get away with putting plastic in a pizza oven.
Kid Ska
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(02-08-2014, 03:51 PM)
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What a horrible, horrible name...
WhereAreMahDragonz
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(02-08-2014, 03:52 PM)
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Ugh.
bucknuticus
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(02-08-2014, 03:52 PM)
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subways arund here have always had pizza....
Deft Beck
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(02-08-2014, 03:53 PM)
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Totally edgy.
deejay8595
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(02-08-2014, 03:55 PM)
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I'd rather go to the market and buy a couple of...

TheUsual
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(02-08-2014, 03:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by MYE

Why?

The concept of Subway of making a pizza doesn't ring too well with me.

Or in reality, this is a flat bread they use and prepared in a way to look like a pizza.
jaypah
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(02-08-2014, 03:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by bucknuticus

subways arund here have always had pizza....

Word? What kind? Is it like the pizza in the OP?
shira
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(02-08-2014, 03:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by PartTimeWarrior

Cementing their place in the pizza world

"rubberizing"
bucknuticus
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(02-08-2014, 03:59 PM)
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Originally Posted by jaypah

Word? What kind? Is it like the pizza in the OP?

Nah, its like this


Its not good pizza by any stretch of the imagination.
v1lla21
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(02-08-2014, 04:01 PM)
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Saw this when I went to subway yesterday, didn't look good. I go to Pieology for my pizza needs.
jaypah
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(02-08-2014, 04:04 PM)
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Originally Posted by bucknuticus

Nah, its like this


Its not good pizza by any stretch of the imagination.

Huh, weird. Thanks for satisfying my curiosity!

edit: I have horribly low pizza standards and that shit looks gross even to me.
120v
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(02-08-2014, 04:05 PM)
i know subway was never truly all that "healthy" like they purport (at least not with all menu items) but doesn't this kind of ruin the point? i might try it, but when i got to subway it's with the intention of keeping it under 400 calories
TheSinkingKnight
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(02-08-2014, 04:08 PM)
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I don't know for sure, but I think I'd eat that.
rpmurphy
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(02-08-2014, 04:11 PM)
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Edgy pizza.. what? They're missing out on the market of French bread pizzas, but this is a decent alternative.
ambientmystic
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(02-08-2014, 04:12 PM)
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Does this have any rubber in it?

Yeah, yeah, semantics and all that.
LAUGHTREY
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(02-08-2014, 04:15 PM)
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There's a special level in hell for people who enjoy crunchy Pizza.
a secret-boss
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(02-08-2014, 04:16 PM)
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tried it 3 nights ago room mate got it 2 for $5
its alright. bread with cheese and tomato sauce
Caayn
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(02-08-2014, 04:16 PM)
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Meh, I think I'll stay with the foot long sandwiches.
jgmo870
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(02-08-2014, 04:19 PM)
They should work on making a better Pizza Sub instead.
Vyroxis
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(02-08-2014, 04:20 PM)
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I tried it, not bad. Better than some frozen varieties, worse than others.
Tamanon
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(02-08-2014, 04:23 PM)
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Looks like Red Baron.
WhatRobEats
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(02-08-2014, 04:23 PM)
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Eh, this is probably an even if it's bad it's still kinda good. There are so many other choices for pizza though that are likely much better.
darkside31337
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(02-08-2014, 04:25 PM)
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I had some of the cheese one and the veggie one the other day. They surprisingly weren't that bad at all (compared to expectations), definitely better than pretty much any frozen pizza and better than some actual pizza chains. The plain cheese one was preferable.

Can't see these lasting long though. Costs less than an actual sub but the prep time is ridiculously long.
GodofWine
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(02-08-2014, 04:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kid Ska

What a horrible, horrible name...

I think flatizza is Italian for flatulence.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Edit. I'd like them to spend all this r&d and marketing money on just allowing the franchisees to put another 2 pieces of horrible cold cuts on my sandwich
Last edited by GodofWine; 02-08-2014 at 04:34 PM.
BattleMedic
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(02-08-2014, 04:32 PM)
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My first thought was that it's an awful awful name. My second was that they need to introduce pineapple as an ingredient ;)
ZealousD
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(02-08-2014, 04:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by darkside31337

Can't see these lasting long though. Costs less than an actual sub but the prep time is ridiculously long.

Yeah Quizno's did flatbread pizzas years ago. They were fairly popular but they were a pain to prep, so they ended up getting axed.
Dragoon En Regalia
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(02-08-2014, 04:39 PM)
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Good lord, I might as well buy pizza from the elementary school cafeteria.
teh_pwn
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(02-08-2014, 04:45 PM)
Jared let himself go just in time.
crimsonheadGCN
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(02-08-2014, 04:46 PM)
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They've been selling pizza for a while now. It was not this kind of pizza, but it was different one.
tensuke
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(02-08-2014, 05:30 PM)
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I've never known anyone to get a pizza at Subway. I doubt it'll start now. But good on them for trying, I guess.

I feel like Subway isn't the kind of place you go in and see what you'll get. I mean, maybe you don't know what kind of sub you'll get, but you go in wanting a sub. You don't walk into a Subway thinking "Hey, I think I'm going to eat here but not get a sandwich."
entrement
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(02-08-2014, 05:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by MYE

Why?

Because you could probably buy better pizza in the frozen food section of a supermarket.
VanWinkle
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(02-08-2014, 05:38 PM)
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I tried this a few days ago. Not very good. The cheese was the biggest culprit. It seemed to either not be real mozzerella or just really bad mozzerella. It showed that it was cooked on the top since you could see the browned spots, but it wasn't remotely melty and you could still see the shreds.

Not the most wretched thing I ever had, but not good.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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(02-08-2014, 05:42 PM)
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Would I be better eating a shoe?
zeopower6
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(02-08-2014, 06:39 PM)
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I don't really understand the reasoning for this =_= It's just a weird market for them to try to tap into.
terrisus
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(02-08-2014, 06:43 PM)
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"Flatizza?"
What a horrible name. I would feel embarassed ordering something called that.
MYE
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(02-08-2014, 06:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by TheUsual

The concept of Subway of making a pizza doesn't ring too well with me.

Or in reality, this is a flat bread they use and prepared in a way to look like a pizza.

Originally Posted by entrement

Because you could probably buy better pizza in the frozen food section of a supermarket.

Oh okay
I've never been to a Subway. It was a legit question :P
GulAtiCa
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(02-08-2014, 06:48 PM)
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Subway already has pizza though. I actually really like it (guess I'm alone looking at above comments in this view). Never tried this new one though.
Smellycat
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(02-08-2014, 06:49 PM)
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How is this any different than the pizza they currently offer?
Cosmo Clock 21
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(02-08-2014, 06:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by bucknuticus

Nah, its like this


Its not good pizza by any stretch of the imagination.

its actually pretty good imo, secretly one of the best things on the subway menu

I tried the flatbread pizza when they first started offering it a while ago, and while it was passable the amount of prep work the poor girl behind the counter needed to go through to make one was way too much so I'm not going to order them anymore.
Konka
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(02-08-2014, 06:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Clock 21

its actually pretty good imo, secretly one of the best things on the subway menu

I tried the flatbread pizza when they first started offering it a while ago, and while it was passable the amount of prep work the poor girl behind the counter needed to go through to make one was way too much so I'm not going to order them anymore.

It's terrible frozen pizza...
sappyday
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(02-08-2014, 06:58 PM)
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Not good guys. No one is buying it either too so yea this shit will bomb and I despise it.
Weilthain
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(02-08-2014, 07:01 PM)
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I'd be lieing if I said I didn't want to eat one, but that name is really bad

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