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PhoenixDark
(01-19-2006, 12:02 AM)
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Saaya Irie, the name synonymous with the Japanese underground culture, may never put on a bathing suit again. The 11-year old Japanese girl best known for her scandalous F-cups vaulted into world-wide fame through an article printed in the Japan Times which stated her presence may ease tension between China and Japan. The article mentions the busty Saaya’s picture posted on a popular Chinese Internet forum with a slogan reading: “"An 11-year-old Japanese girl with large breasts has a proclamation for all Chinese people! Dear elder brothers, a beautiful young Japanese girl is beseeching you.

"Please stop these anti-Japanese hijinks. If you don't, I won't like you anymore."

To make the entire ordeal more sordid, the slogan continues that her breasts would "rise up" if the people "unite for the sake of China's democracy."

They had posted the photo in a largely anti-Japanese forum, in which there stood a sharp decline in anti-Japanese sentiment to be replaced with praise for the girl’s beauty. One admirer responded that “This is one Japanese import I will not be boycotting” while another insisted she had to be older. The Japanese wonder is fast becoming an Internet superstar, with one Chinese search engine reporting over 50,000 queries for the keywork “Saaya.”

Saaya who debuted in Japan this February, grabbed national headlines for her youth and her bust is terrified of the worldwide attention she has garnered. Her talent agency released her official statement which outlines her surprise in being included to play a role in smoothing bilateral relations. Saaya is quoted as saying “I’m shocked. I wish they would stop” she continues “I would like to see good relations between Japan and China. If relations are good, I think everyone will be happy”

As a result of all this attention, the members of her singing troupe “Sweet Kiss,” which include 13-year old Runa and 11-year old Jessica, have also considered no longer posing in bikini’s. A statement by Ishida Yuuichiro, the groups management, revealed that they had never expected such feedback from the internet and adult magazines. He concludes that although the media attention was beneficial for the group, he didn’t want them to focus on Saaya’s large breasts and wanted the group to be recognized for talent and not Saaya’s large breasts.

The most terrifying aspect of Sweet Kiss might be that the fledgling group, with next to no ties to the music and television industries, might depend on the media stir caused by the oversized bust of a girl yet to enter her teenage years. Only the future holds the answer to whether or not the artistic integrity of the group can overcome an overflowing F-cup.

http://www.nozomionline.com/entertai...sweetkiss.html



O...M...F...G

Wow, just wow. She was born to be a porn star. She's the Yao Ming of porn I freaking swear. 7 years and counting.


I'm with you all the way here Danny. :lol
Escape Goat
(01-19-2006, 12:04 AM)
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Asian? check. Girl? Check. Kleenex? Check. Lotion? Check.


Weeeeeeeeee!
LakeEarth
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(01-19-2006, 12:05 AM)
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11? Way too old, she's over the hill.*

I was joking, FBI!
Drozmight
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(01-19-2006, 12:05 AM)
F-cups? I thought those were a myth.
Shawn128
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(01-19-2006, 12:08 AM)
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I think that dude in the pic might have F cups too
Himuro
Banned
(01-19-2006, 12:09 AM)
what the fuck? This is INSAAAAAAAANE.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
(01-19-2006, 12:09 AM)
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I shouldn't say it, and I'm sorry that I'm even thinking it...but I would hit dem titties...don't think I'd have sex with her, though.
malek4980
Rosa Parks hater
(01-19-2006, 12:09 AM)
F cup? She's no more than a C.
Moore was right, the Japanese don't know how to measure.
CajoleJuice
(01-19-2006, 12:10 AM)
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Yea, she's not an F cup. Maybe by Asian standards.
LordMaji
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(01-19-2006, 12:11 AM)
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:lol :lol
Ash Housewares
The Mountain Jew
(01-19-2006, 12:11 AM)
better this than having her sing neo-nazi songs
Himuro
Banned
(01-19-2006, 12:11 AM)
Someone send this thread link to the pedo's myspace.
siege
Banned
(01-19-2006, 12:11 AM)
I was expecting to come into this thread and see a 11 year old with big ol titties. Those aren't big. :(
littlewig
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(01-19-2006, 12:13 AM)

Originally Posted by siege

I was expecting to come into this thread and see a 11 year old with big ol titties. Those aren't big. :(

When she is 18, you'll be able to do jumping jacks on her funbags.
Matlock
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(01-19-2006, 12:14 AM)
I posted this a while back...crazy as hell...
PhoenixDark
(01-19-2006, 12:14 AM)
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Originally Posted by Himuro

Someone send this thread link to the pedo's myspace.

:lol

Apparently everyone on his friends list knows about this site now, and they hate us. Crazy comments.

Originally Posted by Jena


Danny, I thought your new stalker friend might appreciate this since they play with it so much. Beware of your potential new friends. They conspire in that forum all day to make themselves vaginas to mess with you..

:lol :lol

She posted this too:

Who is that? :lol
Willco
Hollywood Square
(01-19-2006, 12:16 AM)


GREAT SCOTT!
DarkAngelYuna
Banned
(01-19-2006, 12:17 AM)
mmm yummy
Ash Housewares
The Mountain Jew
(01-19-2006, 12:18 AM)

Originally Posted by Willco

GREAT SCOTT!

*hurls toilet paper*
MrPing1000
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(01-19-2006, 12:18 AM)
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I totally would.
Cerebral Palsy
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(01-19-2006, 12:19 AM)
mmmmmmm
Ryck
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(01-19-2006, 12:19 AM)
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Originally Posted by Himuro

Someone send this thread link to the pedo's myspace.

Pedo's like their 11 year olds to....you know look 11....

Also F cup in Japan is roughly a C cup in the states...
Snaku
Sperm Receptacle
(01-19-2006, 12:24 AM)
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Don't tempt me thread....don't....
PhoenixDark
(01-19-2006, 12:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by Snaku

Don't tempt me thread....don't....

I know what you mean XD. I've got Limewire up to put my mind on more...legal thoughts. :lol
Zilch
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(01-19-2006, 12:28 AM)
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What's the story behind this guy? I must have missed it. Give me a term to search for, at least.
SolidSnakex
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(01-19-2006, 12:30 AM)
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Originally Posted by Zilch

Give me a term to search for, at least.

"pedophile"
malek4980
Rosa Parks hater
(01-19-2006, 12:31 AM)

Originally Posted by SolidSnakex

"pedophile"

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
(01-19-2006, 12:35 AM)
I think she's a D, but surely not an F.

Then again, the two pics look completely different, and I'm sure as hell not googling her to find out which one is more representative.
Malakhov
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(01-19-2006, 12:40 AM)
That is so wrong...
shuri
The Harry Potter girl
(01-19-2006, 12:41 AM)
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Wtf this is such a disturbing thread. And whats up with you guys wanting to download VIDEOS OF HER

cloudwalking
300chf ain't shit to me
(01-19-2006, 12:43 AM)
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Originally Posted by Mama Smurf

I think she's a D, but surely not an F.

Then again, the two pics look completely different, and I'm sure as hell not googling her to find out which one is more representative.

Nah, trust me, she's not a D. She's a C at best.

Still, it's definitely out of the ordinary her breasts are that big at that age.
RumpledForeskin
Banned
(01-19-2006, 12:46 AM)
Are junior sizes different?

Like do they overlap?

Junior F = adult C ?
malek4980
Rosa Parks hater
(01-19-2006, 12:47 AM)

Originally Posted by cloudwalking

Nah, trust me, she's not a D. She's a C at best.

Still, it's definitely out of the ordinary her breasts are that big at that age.


I recall a few 11 and 12 year olds hitting puberty early and having C's and D's. There's been a general secular trend in industrial countries to earlier and earlier puberty.
olimario
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(01-19-2006, 12:50 AM)

"Hello GAF..."
Smiles and Cries
To hell with Bono,
here's a worthy cause.
(01-19-2006, 12:51 AM)
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this thread is so wrong in many levels, being GAF and all :lol
Malakhov
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(01-19-2006, 12:52 AM)
Sick, sick, sick.
eLGee
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(01-19-2006, 12:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by Smiles and Cries

this thread is so wrong in many levels, being GAF and all :lol

My thought sexactly-... uhm... I meant... heh...

Close thread!
RevenantKioku
PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
(01-19-2006, 12:56 AM)
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Originally Posted by cloudwalking

Nah, trust me, she's not a D. She's a C at best.

Still, it's definitely out of the ordinary her breasts are that big at that age.

I'm probably wrong but I think Japanese bra sizes are off. US's C their D, our B their C and so on.
Smiles and Cries
To hell with Bono,
here's a worthy cause.
(01-19-2006, 12:57 AM)
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Originally Posted by eLGee

My thought sexactly-... uhm... I meant... heh...

Close thread!

yeah I feel you brother, I was thinking on but said "in" O_o
pixelfish
Banned
(01-19-2006, 12:59 AM)
I don't know if this counts for Japanese women but I know a guy who goes over to China a lot to hang with some shady Chinese girls and he says that they all wear bras that are about 2 cup sizes to big for them. I asked him if they stuffed the bras but he says no, they just wear big oversized bras.

Actual cup size B - bra size D.
eLGee
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(01-19-2006, 01:00 AM)
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Originally Posted by Smiles and Cries

yeah I feel you brother, I was thinking on but said "in" O_o

Yeah, but I'm not a pedophile. Unlike you.

































Come to daddy. :D
Dan
Currently boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
(01-19-2006, 01:00 AM)
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As a result of all this attention, the members of her singing troupe “Sweet Kiss,” which include 13-year old Runa and 11-year old Jessica, have also considered no longer posing in bikini’s.

Why the hell were this little girls posing in bikinis in the first place?
CurlySaysX
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(01-19-2006, 01:01 AM)
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this is just a marketing ploy, similar to Tatu.
She's not really 11years old, she's actually 24.
Sorry to have killed all your erections but it's true.
kablooey
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(01-19-2006, 01:01 AM)
I feel dirty all over from reading this thread. :(
PhoenixDark
(01-19-2006, 01:03 AM)
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GAF, what will you tell your children? :lol
malek4980
Rosa Parks hater
(01-19-2006, 01:03 AM)

Originally Posted by Dan

Why the hell were this little girls posing in bikinis in the first place?

To attract publicity for the group. You think it worked?
Malakhov
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(01-19-2006, 01:04 AM)

(An F cup in Japan is roughly equivalent to a C-D cup in the United States.)

.
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
(01-19-2006, 01:04 AM)

Originally Posted by cloudwalking

Nah, trust me, she's not a D. She's a C at best.

Still, it's definitely out of the ordinary her breasts are that big at that age.

The other two pics seem to go along with that, but this one...



I've never had a girlfriend above a C cup, and none of them looked like that :(

I'm probably just being tricked by her tiny body or something.
Wario64
works for Gamestop (lol)
(01-19-2006, 01:22 AM)
meh, i've seen all the pics already, thanks to deadmeat on the other forum

but it wont stop me anyway

fap fap

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