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BinaryPork2737 · Jun 1, 2014

RustyNails said:
I'd rather let Happy murder me in my sleep than BK's King dude.

outsida · Jun 1, 2014

Absolutely hideous.

IrishNinja · Jun 1, 2014

pretty sure this was a bad guy in ToeJam & Earl

Jaffaboy · Jun 1, 2014

Diprosalic said:
Is that thing new for the US? They've used "Happy" for YEARS now internationally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyf20Vwr0cQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvawu25NSMc

So they're basically minions from Despicable Me.

thesuperfunk · Jun 1, 2014

Ferrio said:
We need the angry version intensified now.

Has this happened yet?

Jigorath · Jun 1, 2014

Creepy clowns just not cutting it anymore eh?

Chucker · Jun 1, 2014

I tweeted a picture of this when it first came out in the US, and it was my most RT/Fav'd tweet in all of my years. I didn't even tag it as McDonalds or Happy.

People really hate it.

MegaMelon · Jun 1, 2014

This must be a deliberately done marketing tactic. Create horrible mascot, generates publicity and boom more customers. Still, I wonder if the poor soul who had to design this gets much sleep...

Chromax · Jun 1, 2014

After seeing this and just watching a video of a group of 6 beating a girl to death for not giving her phone number out at a Mcdonalds. I think I'm gonna grab my next burger at Burger King...

Kyzer · Jun 1, 2014

Jane Mansfield said:

Perfect. Way better without an explanation though. If you don't know what it is immediately you wouldn't recognize the titan on its own anyway

efyu_lemonardo · Jun 1, 2014

Hours Left said:
People sat in a meeting and approved this as a mascot to appeal to children.

If that isn't the most terrifying testament to how out of touch adults can be, I don't know what is.

One day we may be as out of touch with younger generations as these guys are. Let that sink in.

JacksUsername said:

NONONONONONONONONO

Kikarian · Jun 1, 2014

Do we go through it's mouth to get our food?

RK128 · Jun 30, 2014

....So THAT is what a Happy Meal is now....that is just creepy :l. Why would a kid want a box with face that wants to eat them?! ....Guess this is their new mascot or something now :l.

Sanjuro · Jul 4, 2014

Look who I met at the new McDonalds that opened recently.

Elija2 · Jul 4, 2014

Wow, they really are going all-out with this thing.

LiK · Jul 4, 2014

Sanjuro said:
Look who I met at the new McDonalds that opened recently.

man, so much scarier IRL

TheLostBigBoss · Jul 4, 2014

Sanjuro said:
Look who I met at the new McDonalds that opened recently.

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea!?

Net_Wrecker · Jul 4, 2014

Sanjuro said:
Look who I met at the new McDonalds that opened recently.

McDonalds.

Once you go in, you ain't leavin'.

MrCunningham · Jul 4, 2014

JacksUsername said:

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

*deep breath*

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

.... dead.

In my mind, Happy has the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.

mercenar1e · Jul 4, 2014

its tongue looks like an ass lol

Juke Joint Jezebel · Jul 4, 2014

Christ, this thing easily ranks up there with the London olympics shitty mascots...

JABEE · Jul 4, 2014

Sanjuro said:
Look who I met at the new McDonalds that opened recently.

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

jstripes · Jul 4, 2014

Elija2 said:
Wow, they really are going all-out with this thing.

In this thread: People afraid to say goodbye to Ronald McDonald.

Kaizer · Jul 4, 2014

Sanjuro said:
Look who I met at the new McDonalds that opened recently.

They can't be serious with that thing can they? Holy shit, there's some childhood nightmare fuel if I ever saw some.

Reversed · Jul 4, 2014

Sanjuro said:
Look who I met at the new McDonalds that opened recently.

http://i.imgur.com/VowAcfx.jpg

Looks like it's made of meat.

BlackGhost · Jul 4, 2014

Sanjuro said:
Look who I met at the new McDonalds that opened recently.

This will attract the kids, LOL.

zeemumu · Jul 4, 2014

Uhhh, no. Can I say goodbye to happy?

Love Deterrence · Jul 4, 2014

Sanjuro said:
Look who I met at the new McDonalds that opened recently.

This shit is pure nightmare fuel.

canoli2006 · Jul 4, 2014

Entered this thread hoping the happy was scrapped.

rpmurphy · Jul 4, 2014

I think it's time to also publicly execute Happy.

The Real Abed · Jul 4, 2014

This popped up on my Twitter feed...

Oh god.

NateDog · Jul 4, 2014

So Ronald McDonald wasn't that bad after all, who knew?

OnkelC · Jul 4, 2014

jimi_dini · Jul 4, 2014

Net_Wrecker said:
McDonalds.

Dah dah dah dah dah .... we'll murder you.

SuicidalSteve said:

oh my god /dead

Marvel · Jul 4, 2014

Glad I'm not a child anymore that's all I can say haha!

ThaiGrocer · Jul 4, 2014

I hit all happy meals before I open the box now.

foxdvd · Jul 4, 2014

Ferrio said:

anyone want to combine this one with one of these fries?

howto-make-perfectly-cloned-mcdonalds-french-fries.w654.jpg

MindCollizion · Jul 4, 2014

Happy has some Mario kart toys now tho... how to get

OmegaTreeFish · Jul 4, 2014

Marvel said:
Glad I'm not a child anymore that's all I can say haha!

foxdvd said:
anyone want to combine this one with one of these fries?

NSFW I guess....

http://www.bigbadbox.co.uk/links/8TYL3N4343.jpg

Edit

Can you not spoiler tag images?

foxdvd · Jul 4, 2014

OmegaTreeFish said:
NSFW I guess....

http://www.bigbadbox.co.uk/links/8TYL3N4343.jpg

Edit

Can you not spoiler tag images?

LOL! THANKS!

OnkelC · Jul 4, 2014

JacksUsername said:

It's from ze movie "Eet" by B. King, I guess.

mp1990 · Jul 4, 2014

what happened to that clown group of mcdonalds ? with that big purple thing that looked like barney

chadderbox77 · Jul 4, 2014

mp1990 said:
what happened to that clown group of mcdonalds ? with that big purple thing that looked like barney

That was Grimace.

megarockexe · Jul 4, 2014

This isn't 1983 when that could be appropriate. They definitely stopped using those after the supersize debacle. Since then, McDonalds is trying to improve its image.

efyu_lemonardo · Jul 5, 2014

MrCunningham said:
In my mind, Happy has the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.

:-O

why did you have to say that??

rpmurphy · Jul 5, 2014

efyu_lemonardo said:
:-O

why did you have to say that??

Yeah, he's more like a Willem Dafoe character to me.

Linkinito · Jul 5, 2014

Omg, this thread. My sides.

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