Literally the conductor of the crazy train. All aboard.
P.S. Ask me about the temperature at which steel melts. You may be surprised at the answer.
(06-11-2014, 03:12 PM)
Buying, selling, trading
It's what Gaben deems precious
There's no excuse for delaying
New cards, items, and hats
and Valve's coffers continue to bust
We don't mind; daily deals where we act
worse than Chalmers in these past three games
and yet resemble Leonard as we entrust
our minds to sales that aim
at our deepest loves, wishes, desires
even if these games will virtually rust --
it was only a dollar! the claim that reverberates through all of us.