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Reilly · (02-15-2006, 04:04 AM)

I'll admit, I'm a team killer. Nothing is more hilarious than shooting my own teammates and watching them get so pissed.

I'll play the "right way" for alittle while, but that's gets too boring.

Don't hate me :(

TheJollyCorner · (02-15-2006, 04:05 AM)

I can hear the hate coming at full speed.

These serious online gamers dont mess around with your breed, my friend.

Ristamar · (02-15-2006, 04:07 AM)

Mrbob · (02-15-2006, 04:07 AM)

I hope you aren't on my PDZ team.

Ass meet boot.

Bebpo · (02-15-2006, 04:08 AM)

...you don't really want to be saying that here..

FiRez · (02-15-2006, 04:10 AM)

in certain game if you can kill your team-mates that means you have a great aiming

Kabuki Waq · (02-15-2006, 04:10 AM)

Originally Posted by Reilly:

I'll admit, I'm a team killer. Nothing is more hilarious than shooting my own teammates and watching them get so pissed.

I'll play the "right way" for alittle while, but that's gets too boring.

Don't hate me :(

This post and your avatar really makes me hate you. People like you deserve to have their systems and games stolen.

Wario64 · (02-15-2006, 04:11 AM)

i used to team kill and do stupid shit long ago, like driving an APC full of teammates in Starsiege Tribes and flying out in the middle of nowhere. or lobbing a grenade at the start of a round in Rainbow Six

i dont mess around anymore since now people can report/ban you :P

although i do remember intentionally hitting some gaffers in Socom 2, haha.

Lyte Edge · (02-15-2006, 04:11 AM)

If I'm playing with friends, and it's a game that's unranked, sometimes I will start doing some team-killing when I get bored. But playing online? Never; that's just WRONG. :)

I would like to see a "double agent" game type in a FPS in which one person on each team is randomly chosen to be on the other team, but with the opposing team's colors, and killing that player would either end the game or give you the equivalent of several kills at one time.

Reilly · (02-15-2006, 04:12 AM)

what I would do is get a transfort in BF1942 and drive right off a cliff

gigamex · (02-15-2006, 04:12 AM)

Originally Posted by Reilly:

I'll admit, I'm a team killer. Nothing is more hilarious than shooting my own teammates and watching them get so pissed.

I'll play the "right way" for alittle while, but that's gets too boring.

Don't hate me :(

I think that was essentially what the Columbine kids said. Probably same mentality.

Lyte Edge · (02-15-2006, 04:16 AM)

Originally Posted by Reilly:

what I would do is get a transfort in BF1942 and drive right off a cliff

Does Battlefield 2 have transports? I never play it, but I'll load it up if I can try that at least once.

BlueTsunami · (02-15-2006, 04:16 AM)

I can't stand people like you on BF2 (BattleField 2). Its more or less that your type kills continously over and over again so you never feel safe even with your teammates (non squad).

Originally Posted by Lyte Edge:

Does Battlefield 2 have transports? I never play it, but I'll load it up if I can try that at least once.

It was a mistake, but I once drove off a blown up bridge with a jeep full of teammates...

whytemyke · (02-15-2006, 04:16 AM)

I only do it when I'm playing against friends and they're being bitches.

"OMG this guy is cheating!"
"No, he's not. he's just good."
"What the hell do you know? you've only got like six kills and seven deaths"
"Chill out man"
"Fuck you, he's screwing me over!"
"Fuck me? FUCK me? No, fuck you, my friend."
*Phatass Halo-style donkey punch*

edit: by the by... if I'm playing in a game that isn't a fuckoff session, like 99% of my SOCOM games, I get ENFURIATED at TK'ers. Or those lameass motherfuckers who hold down the talk button and just force everyone to listen to their shitty ass 50 Cent cd's. "Yeah, how's the street life in suburbia, fiddy?" those mofo's piss me off.

Error · (02-15-2006, 04:17 AM)

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Reilly
Self-Confessed Team Killer Scumbag, Want my Gamertag?
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BlueTsunami · (02-15-2006, 04:18 AM)

Yes! The perfect tag....I HATE TEAMKILLERS

Reilly · (02-15-2006, 04:20 AM)

Whats the best is finding a server without any TK punish and playing the desert board in 1942 where you could glitch yourself under the hangers and shoot people without being killed :)

(02-15-2006, 04:20 AM)

Originally Posted by Reilly:

I'll admit, I'm a team killer. Nothing is more hilarious than shooting my own teammates and watching them get so pissed.

I'll play the "right way" for alittle while, but that's gets too boring.

Don't hate me :(

Oh we won't hate you,

...pity you?

Yes.

...Add you to our friends lists?

No.

...Invite you to the odd GAF FPS frenzy?

No.

;)

Ninja Scooter · (02-15-2006, 04:21 AM)

i don't team kill, but the only reason i boot up Counterstrike anymore is for the sheer fun of throwing flashbangs at my own teammates. Hilarious.

Reilly · (02-15-2006, 04:21 AM)

Originally Posted by Vennt:

Oh we won't hate you,

...pity you?

Yes.

...Add you to our friends lists?

No.

...Invite you to the odd GAF FPS frenzy?

No.

;)

but I want to play RE: Outbreak with you guys some day :(

Verboten · (02-15-2006, 04:22 AM)

I hope you get a really bad illness.

(02-15-2006, 04:23 AM)

Originally Posted by Bataman:

I hope you get a really bad illness.

Lack of skill counts doesn't it?

Or Jealousy could be considered a form of illness :P

Daigoro · (02-15-2006, 04:23 AM)

Originally Posted by Reilly:

but I want to play RE: Outbreak with you guys some day :(

never.

ps. go away.

Starfire · (02-15-2006, 04:25 AM)

Once when we were slaughtering another team, me and my other team-mates started going after each other while the other team was hunting us down just for fun

Other than that I've never entertained the idea.

saelz8 · (02-15-2006, 04:28 AM)

Have a couple times, mainly CS and 1942. Usually when it gets done to me, I'll go on a TK rampage for whoever killed me. It turns into this civil war sort of thing.

CajoleJuice · (02-15-2006, 04:28 AM)

Once in a while I decide to be a team-killing douchebag, but when I'm playing on a server I frequent, I'm somewhat serious. I talk a lot though.

Crisis · (02-15-2006, 04:28 AM)

Originally Posted by whytemyke:

I only do it when I'm playing against friends and they're being bitches.

"OMG this guy is cheating!"
"No, he's not. he's just good."
"What the hell do you know? you've only got like six kills and seven deaths"
"Chill out man"
"Fuck you, he's screwing me over!"
"Fuck me? FUCK me? No, fuck you, my friend."
*Phatass Halo-style donkey punch*

edit: by the by... if I'm playing in a game that isn't a fuckoff session, like 99% of my SOCOM games, I get ENFURIATED at TK'ers. Or those lameass motherfuckers who hold down the talk button and just force everyone to listen to their shitty ass 50 Cent cd's. "Yeah, how's the street life in suburbia, fiddy?" those mofo's piss me off.

I'm the same way, and I know exactly what you're talking about. Especially in SOCOM. But more than that, I can't stand respawn campers. At least you can (generally) vote TK'ers off. Those respawn campers are ruining what would otherwise be a fun session. For example, last night, I was playing in a respawn room where literally the entire other team had sniper rifles and were spawn-camping the only spawn point our side had. I've never done it before, but I disconnected, then joined the other side, and TK'ed all of them. And due to some weird glitch, they couldn't vote me off. Poetic justice, I think.

Amir0x · (02-15-2006, 04:29 AM)

Originally Posted by Reilly:

I'll admit, I'm a team killer. Nothing is more hilarious than shooting my own teammates and watching them get so pissed.

I'll play the "right way" for alittle while, but that's gets too boring.

Don't hate me :(

Nobiru · (02-15-2006, 04:33 AM)

I just team kill Phantom Goal, when he gets bored and starts "accidently" shooting us :P

...or prine, but thats just cause its fun to pop prine in the head....but ive said to much.......

as for people that join our games and try to ruin it, we just kick them out, usualy is a pain in the ass for a round or two, but we usualy get them out pretty quick.

Foil · (02-15-2006, 04:33 AM)

Why would you team kill? How funny could is possibly be? Seriously? Maybe the first time you ever do it, it'd get a smirk, but after that??... Unless your 8 years old or have the brain capacity of a neutered sloth, I don't understand the enjoyment...

Joe Molotov · (02-15-2006, 04:35 AM)

My friend used to do this in Halo 2 all the time. He'd play for real sometimes, but other times he'd play just to TK. His favorite was sticking people with plasma grenades from behind. I'd just watch him and laugh at all the 12 year-old sounding kids who were like "WTF!!! What are you doing?! You f***ing f**, team-killing motherf****er!!!" Life's too short not to enjoy the simple things.

gigamex · (02-15-2006, 04:36 AM)

Originally Posted by Foil:

Why would you team kill? How funny could is possibly be? Seriously? Maybe the first time you ever do it, it'd get a smirk, but after that??... Unless your 8 years old or have the brain capacity of a neutered sloth, I don't understand the enjoyment...

Because there will always be a small segment of dumb-asses who desire to be the center of attention and only can do so by screwing with everybody else. That's universal.

As long as a game has a nice assortment of player kick and poor feedback mechanisms, that's all you can really ask for.

blackadde · (02-15-2006, 04:37 AM)

this is why i only play on teams with friends i know i can hurt irl. anyone who has bitched about bnet kiddies or xblive's milk junkies ... your train has arrived.

when i was playing dota regularly i *always* kicked the loudest person in the room before starting, since they were invariably the ones who causes the most trouble.

Beezy · (02-15-2006, 04:39 AM)

Originally Posted by Foil:

Why would you team kill? How funny could is possibly be? Seriously? Maybe the first time you ever do it, it'd get a smirk, but after that??... Unless your 8 years old or have the brain capacity of a neutered sloth, I don't understand the enjoyment...

You guys are so fucking uptight. You're serious about everything. You've never killed your friends while playing an FPS together or any game that allows friendly fire? You always follow the rules and play the "right" way?

Hitler Stole My Potato · (02-15-2006, 04:42 AM)

Tonight, outside of the few rounds of Eradication I played with Cerebral Palsy, just about every PDZ match I joined was littered with team killers. There was a 32 player Infection game going on where everyone infected was going after all the other infected players.

The fuckers were all over the place this evening.

gigamex · 04:48 AM

Originally Posted by Beezy:

You guys are so fucking uptight. You're serious about everything. You've never killed your friends while playing an FPS together or any game that allows friendly fire? You always follow the rules and play the "right" way?

Uhhh yeah. "Normal" people meaning non-jackasses never team kill on purpose. It's sort of the point of the game. I guess when you play monopoly you secretly cheat if your the bank huh?

More to the point once people stop playing the "right" way, it creates an endless level of retribution that will destroy the entire game.

I like how you suggest it's so prudish to not act like a dick.

Verboten · (02-15-2006, 04:46 AM)

Originally Posted by Vennt:

Lack of skill counts doesn't it?

Or Jealousy could be considered a form of illness :P

I meant cancer or something terminal, but I didn't want to come off as mean.

blackadde · (02-15-2006, 04:48 AM)

Originally Posted by Beezy:

You guys are so fucking uptight. You're serious about everything. You've never killed your friends while playing an FPS together or any game that allows friendly fire? You always follow the rules and play the "right" way?

next time you're playing baseball just ignore the umpire and just run home every time you bunt. it'll be hilarious, i'm sure your friends will get a kick out of it.

Beezy · 04:55 AM

Originally Posted by gigamex:

Uhhh yeah. Not on purpose. It's sort of the point of the game. I guess when you play monopoly you secretly cheat if your the bank huh?

More to the point once all dickhead starts, it creates and endless level of retribution that will destroy the entire game.

I like how you suggest it's so prudish to not act like a dick.

Then why is friendly fire even an option?

It's not like anyone goes into the match with the intent to kill their teammates. Usually it happens by accident and the person who gets killed gets pissed off and kills the teammate that killed them. This has never happened to you?

Maybe it's different for those of you who only play online to get a high ranking so that you can be considered to be "elite". You bought the game the day it was released and stayed up all day and night just so that you can have the most kills. Great fucking accomplishment.

Edit: It seems that a lot of you think that I meant that it's okay to be like "Hey guys, instead of killing the enemy, let's kill each other!" No. That's stupid.

gigamex · 05:03 AM

Originally Posted by Beezy:

Then why is friendly fire even an option?

It's not like anyone goes into the match with the intent to kill their teammates. Usually it happens by accident and the person who gets killed gets pissed off and kills the teammate that killed them. This has never happened to you?

Maybe it's different for those of you who only play online to get a high ranking so that you can be considered to be "elite". You bought the game the day it was released and stayed up all day and night just so that you can have the most kills. Great fucking accomplishment.

Some people will defend anything. Now I understand Nazi Germany...Sigh

Nobody is talking about the occasional accidental team-kill (Although even that can get highly annoying when people do dumb stuff continually and are careless). The "right" way to address that situation anyway is to politely inform the user that he killed you and to be more careful in the future. See we can be polite without resorting to dick-head moves. If I keep getting killed, I just remove myself from the game and find better players who won't accidentily kill me.

What is hard for you to understand about the fact that your right to enjoyment doesn't over-step my right to enjoy the game also. By team killing you are taking away my enjoyment for your own benefit.

EDIT: And Friendly Fire is an option to balance the game so that cheap tactics like mines or high powered weapons like rocket launchers, grenades, etc can't be used as just spray weapons.

2nd EDIT: After your edit, no I have no clue what position you are actually defending.

Beezy · (02-15-2006, 05:12 AM)

Originally Posted by gigamex:

2nd EDIT: After your edit, no I have no clue what position you are actually defending.

Short version:

If an accidental team kill happens and a fight breaks out within the team, big deal. Have fun with it. I was never defending anyone who joins a match with the intent to kill their teammates.

AZ Greg · (02-15-2006, 05:15 AM)

I'm not a team killer 99.9% of the time.

But that .1% comes from Star Wars Battlefront 1 for Xbox. The online was so broken and laggy the only fun I could extract from the game was team killing and hearing everybody get angry at the developers rather than me because not even the voting system to boot someone worked!

Ninja Scooter · (02-15-2006, 05:15 AM)

if i had some flashbangs in real life, i would SO throw them at my friends while playing monopoly.

gigamex · (02-15-2006, 05:16 AM)

Originally Posted by Beezy:

Short version:

If an accidental team kill happens and a fight breaks out within the team, big deal. Have fun with it. I was never defending anyone who joins a match with the intent to kill their teammates.

I'm not a fan of that either necessarily but at least I get you now. I thought you were defending the jack-ball who started the thread.

Docpan · (02-15-2006, 05:23 AM)

... Yeah. :)

I love it. :)

I think the most fun I've ever had in gaming was hopping in the warthog in Halo 2 online, and running over my entire team all the while wailing on the horn like a madman.

"You mother fucker, I'll kill you!!!"
"What's your fucking problem you fuck???"
"AH SHIT!!!!"

Beezy · (02-15-2006, 05:24 AM)

Originally Posted by gigamex:

I thought you were defending the jack-ball who started the thread.

Naw, Foil's elitist attitude just pissed me off.

:Motorbass · (02-15-2006, 05:32 AM)

You have to know LOLMAN, he's the first and only professional Teamkiller in UT.
Check his website for tutorials, quotes, stories and other fun stuff. Just great! He had servers renamed after him and death threats from noob admins. lol

Haha, the blue team is cheering him

http://www.lolman.co.uk/ (used to be lolman.tk hehe, get it?)

Thaedolus · (02-15-2006, 05:44 AM)

Fun story:

My brother and I were playing some co-op FPS on N64, I think it was Hexen or something. Anyway, we ended up fighting each other for fun and after a while I was like "alright, let's finish this level. Truce? Truce!"

His character was in front of me and running towards me. My brother didn't acknowledge me, so took it like he was going to fight me, so I killed him. He threw the controller down, smacked me in the head and walked out of the room

But no, I don't TK. The only thing lamer than turning a corner and having your own teammate shoot you on accident is have that same girly man shoot you on purpose. When I'm at the end of a long day and I want to play a game to unwind, I don't need some homo shooting me in the back when he's supposed be on my team.

James-Ape · (02-15-2006, 05:46 AM)

you have to do it in a way so that you can pin the blame on someone else. It is getting harder to do these days. Just outright killing your teammates spoils the game.

Foil · (02-15-2006, 06:00 AM)

Originally Posted by Beezy:

Naw, Foil's elitist attitude just pissed me off.

Elitist attitude?

I don't care about my score online at all, and frankly if you'd play against me you'd see why. I don't have a lot of free time to play games, so when I jump online I don't want some ass clown killing teammates, I could care less if it happens by accident or if a bunch of friends do it for shits and giggles. In random games though, play the way the game is suppose to be played.

I'm not talking about some guy doing it once, I'm talking about people who purposly go into online games to kill their teammates over and over. How the hell could you find that fun? I don't play games for score, I play them to have a good time, and getting team killed over and over isn't enjoyable.