Ryouji Gunblade
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How about some exclusive nail polish and eye liner? Oh wait.
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Pre Order Bonuses have gotten crazy.
- Thread starter Twin Tails
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Even those aren't complete anymore.
The sad part isnt the pre-order DLC like this, it's the fact that pre-order DLC like that actually works(assuming it does, since I dont have the numbers) on people. Speedy pants with a game that has a crapton of customizability... Ya, that should NOT be a selling point, but apparently people at Ubi think this works.
lastplayed
Member
"Exclusive pants" hahaha.
Is that what King Louis wore.
Is that what King Louis wore.
KernelPanic
Member
"Please don't rent or buy our game when it's half price 6 months from release"
SwiftDeath
Member
You have no idea how much AC merchandise exists in this world then. There is in fact a lot of heavily desirable AC merchandise but stuff like this will never be worth that much simply because of how much other better collectibles do in fact exist
Crossing Eden
Hello, my name is Yves Guillemot, Vivendi S.A.'s Employee of the Month!
Ignore that, also ignore the fact that we can upgrade each and every one of those parts. No logic, we must be outraged. >.>
lazer_bean
Member
it's a good thing that preorder bonuses are useless
CassidyIzABeast
Member
Only a matter of time before being a Access member who preordered the Day Zero edition allows you to unlock the super secret alternate ending.
Well...at least they're not taking content out of the game.
Ichabod
Banned
But will there be a limited edition razor set for Unity?
This box should have had an assassin posing with dual schick wrist razors to make it even more ridiculous.
ArcaneFreeze
Member
Its so sad to see how far pre-order bonuses have fallen...
I still remember when pre-order bonuses were actual games.
I still remember when pre-order bonuses were actual games.
Still the king
This and the phrase "exclusive pants" are so bizarrely hilarious to me.
Morrigan Stark
Arrogant Smirk
Ubisoft: giving ammo to Jimquisition since forever
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Deleted member 102362
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Honestly, they should've just had an actual pair of pants as the promo offer.
Short shorts?
They're so fast you can't see them. They're Flash Pants.
There are suits that improves your speeds.
AHA-Lambda
Member
May not be Ubisoft, but still one of the best
what the hell?
But will there be a limited edition razor set for Unity?
what the hell?
BouncyFrag
Member
I could of used those pants in Morrowind.
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
Admit it, you're just jealous of those fancy pants. You pants peasant.
At least they are not "iconic pants" like apparently everything else in Ubisoft's games
At least they are not "iconic pants" like apparently everything else in Ubisoft's games
mrmickfran
Member
Super Stardust
Member
never forget
It's easy to laugh at this but it seems to work. I mean...
... Black Flag was a huge success for them.
Still the king
... Black Flag was a huge success for them.
But will there be a limited edition razor set for Unity?
Hadn't seen this before. Is there nothing Ubisoft won't do? Of course EA sold Battlefield with AXE products...
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
Be very wary the more money the company wants you to spend before you or anyone else has played the actual damn game. Preorder incentives, season passes, all that bullshit exists just to hedge their risks on the actual quality of the game
Except for like preorders for niche import games where they play a different more important role
Except for like preorders for niche import games where they play a different more important role
pinkurocket
Member
"Exclusive pants" that is hilarious.
At least give me a bikini DLC pre-order bonus, I don't care if they're all men.
At least give me a bikini DLC pre-order bonus, I don't care if they're all men.
Arrrrr, shaving just like a Pirate!!But will there be a limited edition razor set for Unity?
Pizza Luigi
Member
never forget
Can you download extra lives? Like, for money?
Sword Familiar
178% of NeoGAF posters don't understand statistics
Sounds like what Kojima jokingly said he would do for Silent Hills, only those were real spare pants for changing when you shat your own.