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I was caught looking at my coworkers ass

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RandyBobandy

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I was caught too close to the sun. She was in the office and turned around and I stole a glance. My problem was I was still looking when she turned around and she laughed and asked me was I looking at her ass.

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How can I not look when she's wearing spandex yoga pants to work?! Shit, I don't even have to use my imagination here. I can see the formation of her ass. like two planets have collided to form a perfectly shaped planet ass.

It's like when someone has a zit, but you're trying really hard not to look but you look anyway. This is gonna be a long day
 
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Mendrox

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RandyBobandy said:
I was caught too close to the sun. She was in the office and turned around and I stole a glance. My problem was I was still looking when she turned around and she laughed and asked me was I looking at her ass.

tumblr_mp3ldnbSl51sv2dxxo1_500.gif


How can I not look when she's wearing spandex yoga pants to work?! Shit, I don't even have to use my imagination here. I can see the formation of her ass. like two planets have collided to form a perfectly shaped planet ass.

It's like when someone has a zit, but you're trying really hard not to look but you look anyway. This is gonna be a long day
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No pics for said ass. Haven't be caught at all all this time and I do it all the time. Not my fault that they are woman that look good
 
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BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
You need to learn how to pretend to have just been half asleep and staring into space.
 
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Mœbius

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RandyBobandy said:
I was caught too close to the sun. She was in the office and turned around and I stole a glance. My problem was I was still looking when she turned around and she laughed and asked me was I looking at her ass.
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She laughed and commented on it huh? I take it you have now got her number and / or a lunch date agreed, 'cause that's an in if I've ever heard one.
 
Monocle

Monocle

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Volimar said:
People really expecting OP to take a picture of a coworker's ass? Creeps.
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I wouldn't expect a caveman like you to appreciate the fine art of workplace voyeurism, but there's this little thing called Google Glass you might have heard of.
 
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Team Filler

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Should've owned up to it and apologized, she gave you an out by laughing. It happens sometimes, just don't make it into a habit and try not to do it intentionally while at work.
 
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Symphonia

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Kuro Madoushi said:
A joke that didn't translate well on a forum.
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Thing is, I've come to learn to not be surprised by NeoGAF's reaction to, well, anything. It honestly doesn't surprise me that a thread about something that could potentially become a sexual harassment case was near-enough immediately met with a request for a photo of the ass in question.

And, yes, I am disappointed there's no photo.
 
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RedShift

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Wait, you're the same guy with the racist co-worker right?

Do you live in an office based sitcom or something?

EDIT: oh. Bye thread.
 
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Kozak

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Ass is my weakness.

Sometimes I have to forcibly turn my head away as I dont seem to have any control over my eyes.
 
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