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Pranay_
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(12-08-2014, 06:57 PM)
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Veritigo_X
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(12-08-2014, 06:58 PM)
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They're making DLC for Postal 2?
Diprosalic
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(12-08-2014, 06:59 PM)
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Postal 2 is getting DLC?
disappeared
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(12-08-2014, 06:59 PM)
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Holy shit, after all this time!?
The Jackdog
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(12-08-2014, 06:59 PM)
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The tens of people who want Postal 2 will find this hilarious.
Pranay_
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(12-08-2014, 06:59 PM)
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ahh
Persona7
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(12-08-2014, 07:00 PM)
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ok. nevermind
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Whoompthereitis
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(12-08-2014, 07:00 PM)
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Didn't Postal 2 come out like 15 years ago?
Toa TAK
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(12-08-2014, 07:00 PM)
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I read this as "Portal 2".

Now I am extremely depressed.
JetBlackPanda
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(12-08-2014, 07:01 PM)
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This gives me hope for some more DLC for Blood. Come on monolith!
Out of Working Order
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(12-08-2014, 07:01 PM)
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That's not Portal 2!
wiibomb
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(12-08-2014, 07:01 PM)
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OMG... I read portal 2... now I feel ashamed...
woolley
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(12-08-2014, 07:01 PM)
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I thought the title said Portal 2. :(
UnluckyKate
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(12-08-2014, 07:02 PM)
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R + left click ? They will piss on the grave ?
Vuze
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(12-08-2014, 07:02 PM)
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Originally Posted by Toa TAK

I read this as "Portal 2".

Now I am extremely depressed.

Came here to say this lol

Portal 3 when :,(
Kurdel
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(12-08-2014, 07:02 PM)
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28th of August is the date of the Leigh Alexander article. "Gamers' don't have to be your audience. 'Gamers' are over"
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LordJim
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(12-08-2014, 07:02 PM)
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Originally Posted by JetBlackPanda

This gives me hope for some more DLC for Blood. Come on monolith!

And Human Head studios could do some work on Hexen
Pegasus Actual
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(12-08-2014, 07:03 PM)
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Maybe some of you guys should switch to a bigger font or something.
Fushichou187
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(12-08-2014, 07:03 PM)
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Originally Posted by Out of Working Order

That's not Portal 2!

Originally Posted by wiibomb

OMG... I read portal 2... now I feel ashamed...

Originally Posted by woolley

I thought the title said Portal 2. :(

You are all my people.
Kade
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(12-08-2014, 07:03 PM)
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DAmn! They just pwned games journalism and Call of Duty. I don't know if games journalism can recover from such a blow. Anyone who understands the internet and memes will know just how wicked sick this pwn is.
Rymuth
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(12-08-2014, 07:03 PM)
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Huh, I read that as Portal 2
Mechanized
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(12-08-2014, 07:04 PM)
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Swing and a miss.

It's like a nerd trying to punch a T-Rex.
cloudzack117
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(12-08-2014, 07:04 PM)
since when is postal 2 getting dlc? thats one of my all time favorite video games
Marcel
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(12-08-2014, 07:04 PM)
Finally, Running with Scissors, maker of the 2003's "Kill and Pee on Osama Game" Postal 2, chimes in.
OnionPowder
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(12-08-2014, 07:05 PM)
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Postal 3 is so bad that they are just making DLC for 2 instead?

Originally Posted by Vuze

Came here to say this lol

Portal 3 when :,(

I read the title as Portal then your post as Postal :P
Stitch
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(12-08-2014, 07:05 PM)
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R unzips your pants and left mouse button will make you pee 😆
CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls
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(12-08-2014, 07:06 PM)
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GrantDaNasty
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(12-08-2014, 07:07 PM)
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Dear Running With Scissors...



..Really?
Stitch
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(12-08-2014, 07:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by OnionPowder

Postal 3 is so bad that they are just making DLC for 2 instead?

They never made Postal 3. They gave the license to some idiotic russians and the totally fucked it up. They never even gave RWS the source code so they can't even fix this crap.
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(12-08-2014, 07:07 PM)
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Anyone who read it as Portal 2 is too young. Postal is crazy batshit fun.
3bdelilah
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(12-08-2014, 07:08 PM)
DAMMIT WHY DO POSTAL AND PORTAL LOOK A LIKE
BobTheFork
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(12-08-2014, 07:08 PM)
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Oh damn, just think how much MORE poignant this will be when you press 'E' to piss on that scathing satire.
Pranay_
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(12-08-2014, 07:08 PM)
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Thread backfired :lol
Inferno313
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(12-08-2014, 07:09 PM)
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Wait... So in this case it actually is about "Ethics in Games Journalism"? Christ...
Marcel
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(12-08-2014, 07:09 PM)
Scathing commentary from a developer so incompetent that they had to discontinue Postal 3 and instead work on a game for edgy middle schoolers from 2003.
Freezasaurus
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Originally Posted by 3bdelilah

DAMMIT WHY DO POSTAL AND PORTAL LOOK A LIKE

Because they were both made on the same budget.
Kurdel
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(12-08-2014, 07:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by Marcel

Scathing commentary from a developer so incompetent that they had to discontinue Postal 3 and instead work on a game for edgy middle schoolers from 2003.

And promote it using #Gamergate.

It all makes sense, somehow.
Sub_Level
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(12-08-2014, 07:10 PM)
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haha funny meme
LordJim
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(12-08-2014, 07:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by Marcel

Scathing commentary from a developer so incompetent that they had to discontinue Postal 3 and instead work on a game for edgy middle schoolers from 2003.

Akella made postal 3.
And a little in-game joke taking the piss on 'Press F to pay respects' is just that, silly fun
Nairume
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(12-08-2014, 07:11 PM)
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I'm surprised nobody has gone for this yet

Marcel
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(12-08-2014, 07:11 PM)

Originally Posted by Kurdel

And promote it using #Gamergate.

It all makes sense, somehow.

It's funny how much of yesterday's garbage has come out in support of a reactionary hate mob masquerading as a social movement.
Marvel
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(12-08-2014, 07:12 PM)
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Kind of amusing I guess...
Sciz
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(12-08-2014, 07:13 PM)
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Originally Posted by LordJim

And a little in-game joke taking the piss on 'Press F to pay respects' is just that, silly fun

That isn't the joke, though.
brickwalker0
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(12-08-2014, 07:14 PM)
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I really hate to ask, but what is the significance of the buttons being use, R and Left-Mouse Click?

Originally Posted by Stitch

R unzips your pants and left mouse button will make you pee

Ugh, ok.
LordJim
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(12-08-2014, 07:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sciz

That isn't the joke, though.

It is part of the joke. Regardless of what followed , 'the gamers are dead' articles were mighty stupid as well.
Ashtar
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(12-08-2014, 07:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by META

Pretty much my exact reaction smh
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(12-08-2014, 07:15 PM)
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Complaining about Games Journalism isn't really the cool thing to do anymore, unlike in the days of Dorito's Gate and the XBox 180.
Kurdel
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(12-08-2014, 07:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by Marcel

It's funny how much of yesterday's garbage has come out in support of a reactionary hate mob masquerading as a social movement.

Yup.

Somehow GG people will say this what games where back in the day, even though i remember distinctly this series being a juvenile shitshow even back then.
Real Hero
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(12-08-2014, 07:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by LordJim

It is part of the joke. Regardless of what followed , 'the gamers are dead' articles were mighty stupid as well.

No, the idiotic reaction to them was though.
Amir0x
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(12-08-2014, 07:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by LordJim

It is part of the joke. Regardless of what followed , 'the gamers are dead' articles were mighty stupid as well.

no they weren't.

Tell me, what were they about?

Virtually everyone who criticized Leigh Alexander's article missed the point so fucking hard it's frankly embarrassing.

And then they have to fall back on "WELL SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO ABRASIVE ABOUT IT."