This is a game. A game about this guy:
Who looks like this guy:
Who used to eat icecream with these guys:
Who tried to kill this guy:
Who was actually this guy:
But he's not this guy:
Who hangs with a crew that looked like these guys:
Until they realized Batman was two years ago, and now him and his buddies look like these guys:
And there's some Disney or something in it too:
But mostly everyone will either look sad like this:
Or ridiculous like this:
And by the end of KH25 there will be eight million characters that all look like this:
and the story still won't make a lick of sense
...unless you read the 500 page plot analysis at gamefaqs
......and rewatch all the cutscenes
............and replay the games
.................and then you realize it's still nonsense and you're an old man/woman now whose wasted their life searching for the meaning of kingdom hearts.
which is a giant
heart
moon
door
...in the sky
that grants wishes
or blows up the world
or something
I dunno
But the game is coming out in Japan this weekend (saturday Jan 9th). Games never come out on a weekend in Japan. Why is this coming out on a weekend. It makes no sense. Just like the game. And it's coming out in the US and Europe...someday. No one seems to be in a rush to bring it out in the English speaking countries. Probably because the translators are struggling to translate the plot in a way that it makes sense, but no matter what they do it never does. So at some point they will just give up and type random phrases in and that is when the game will come out.
This is all because this guy:
& this guy:
had a story to tell
Just like when they wanted to tell this story:
And we see how well that went
KH BBS THREAD BEGIN!
Who looks like this guy:
Who used to eat icecream with these guys:
Who tried to kill this guy:
Who was actually this guy:
But he's not this guy:
Who hangs with a crew that looked like these guys:
Until they realized Batman was two years ago, and now him and his buddies look like these guys:
And there's some Disney or something in it too:
But mostly everyone will either look sad like this:
Or ridiculous like this:
And by the end of KH25 there will be eight million characters that all look like this:
and the story still won't make a lick of sense
...unless you read the 500 page plot analysis at gamefaqs
......and rewatch all the cutscenes
............and replay the games
.................and then you realize it's still nonsense and you're an old man/woman now whose wasted their life searching for the meaning of kingdom hearts.
which is a giant
heart
moon
door
...in the sky
that grants wishes
or blows up the world
or something
I dunno
But the game is coming out in Japan this weekend (saturday Jan 9th). Games never come out on a weekend in Japan. Why is this coming out on a weekend. It makes no sense. Just like the game. And it's coming out in the US and Europe...someday. No one seems to be in a rush to bring it out in the English speaking countries. Probably because the translators are struggling to translate the plot in a way that it makes sense, but no matter what they do it never does. So at some point they will just give up and type random phrases in and that is when the game will come out.
This is all because this guy:
& this guy:
had a story to tell
Just like when they wanted to tell this story:
And we see how well that went
KH BBS THREAD BEGIN!
