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maniac-kun · Jan 5, 2013

Another great simulation game where you take the role of the german police force:

features:
- policewomen without gun
- mindreading criminals
- autopilot policecar

AND MORE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BJG1Q3uLdE

Polizei 2013:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtnA0upvqAM gameplay starts at 7:00 min

electroshockwave · Jan 5, 2013

Die Polizei, Die

Jintor · Jan 5, 2013

The Bart, the

Darklord · Jan 5, 2013

Jeff and Vinny quick look, please.

Noisepurge · Jan 5, 2013

amazing game where you constantly run backwards and shoot old rabid ladies in the face?

what

whitehawk · Jan 5, 2013

The running animation for the cop is killing me.

Sethos · Jan 5, 2013

That shit is intense!

Nibel · Jan 5, 2013

Those shooting mechanics..! :lol

Jb · Jan 5, 2013

This better be the only song in the game.

JordanN · Jan 5, 2013

An open world Police game is actually a cool idea.

Give the game a higher budget and I would definitely try it.

~~And yeah, I'm aware of Lego City Undercover.~~

whitehawk said:
L.A. Noire

~~And it has to be set in modern times.~~

whitehawk · Jan 5, 2013

JordanN said:
An open world Police game is actually a cool idea.

Give the game a higher budget and I would definitely try it.

~~And yeah, I'm aware of Lego City Undercover.~~

L.A. Noire

benny_a · Jan 5, 2013

Sethos said:
That shit is intense!

Looks like any MMORPG to me.

The perfect Dark · Jan 5, 2013

I'm glad I live in germany so I can buy this today.

Combichristoffersen · Jan 5, 2013

Jay-B said:
This better be the only song in the game.

Damn you, I came to post that :lol

Funny thing is, the guy who made that song isn't even German, but Italian.

Air Zombie Meat · Jan 5, 2013

Never knew german police waddled around pumping unarmed people full of bullets.

adamsapple · Jan 5, 2013

Sethos said:
That shit is intense!

Level up.

Perk Unlocked : Police Brutality lv 2

GenericUser · Jan 5, 2013

Nah thanks, I prefer to suck like a pro!

The perfect Dark · Jan 5, 2013

sponk said:
Nah thanks, I prefer to suck like a pro!

Good job

GorillaJu · Jan 5, 2013

So the shooting is obviously built on the GTA4 engine. Looks slightly improved though. More responsive.

Kabouter · Jan 5, 2013

Hahahah, the bit at 5m22 in the first video, amazing

sponk said:
Nah thanks, I prefer to suck like a pro!

No way.

zkylon · Jan 5, 2013

lol that first video is pure gold

Dueck · Jan 5, 2013

I wonder how long before somebody makes a 1938 mod and the game gets banned...

DrM · Jan 5, 2013

What is next, Laufhaus simulator?

The perfect Dark · Jan 5, 2013

DrM said:
What is next, Laufhaus simulator?

KAP151 · Jan 5, 2013

electroshockwave said:
Die Polizei, Die

"No-one who speaks German could be an evil man"

Corky · Jan 5, 2013

Thank god the GOTY voting doesn't end until the 19th.

lefantome · Jan 5, 2013

Der kommissar!

I'm waiting for tie in of those "amazing;" german crime series we have on tv like:

-Derrick
-cobra 11 die autobahnpolizei
-ein fall fur zwei
-kommissar rex

Haunted · Jan 5, 2013

How the fuck does this game deserve a 46/100?

C'mon Gamestar.

maniac-kun · Jan 5, 2013

lefantome said:
Der kommissar!

I'm waiting for tie in of those "amazing;" german crime series we have on tv like:

-Derrick
-cobra 11 die autobahnpolizei
-ein fall fur zwei
-kommissar rex

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyZ3aHgBMnU

Haunted · Jan 5, 2013

DrM said:
What is next, Laufhaus simulator?

lefantome · Jan 5, 2013

maniac-kun said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyZ3aHgBMnU

Omg

Best european market ever!

It also looks good, take this Ea!

Jackpot · Jan 5, 2013

I have this game (it comes in English). It starts off well but quickly becomes repetitive and boring.

lefantome said:
Der kommissar!

I'm waiting for tie in of those "amazing;" german crime series we have on tv like:

-Derrick
-cobra 11 die autobahnpolizei
-ein fall fur zwei
-kommissar rex

Cobra 11's on its 5th game.

Corky · Jan 5, 2013

maniac-kun said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyZ3aHgBMnU

BLAOOH

lightchris · Jan 5, 2013

Air Zombie Meat said:
Never knew german police waddled around pumping unarmed people full of bullets.

Maybe the unarmed people scratched the police car. We germans have no sense of humor when it comes to that..!

Dingotech · Jan 5, 2013

maniac-kun said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyZ3aHgBMnU

Need for Speed: HOT PURSUIT - GANK EDITION

Amalthea · Jan 5, 2013

When's Koma Patient Simulator 2013 coming out?

maniac-kun · Jan 5, 2013

Amalthea said:
When's Koma Patient Simulator 2013 coming out?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-aeGLp8rcM

Alcoholikaust · Jan 5, 2013

Jintor said:
The Bart, the

haha. great episode.

meppi · Jan 5, 2013

Sethos said:
That shit is intense!

Seems like the basic WWE training routine to me.

DrM · Jan 5, 2013

The perfect Dark said:

ok, i have seen it all

Woodcutter/tunnel driller/farm/construction/street cleaner/etc. simulator

questionmark · Jan 5, 2013

Polizei is probably among the coolest words on our planet, will buy.

nan0 · Jan 5, 2013

Bus Driving Simulator is also pretty rad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFgXnOFLsQ&t=3m55s

foobarry81 · Jan 5, 2013

So is Street Cleaning Simulator:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=BE&v=ofr34vk5O8I

Autofokus · Jan 5, 2013

I prefer

Haunted · Jan 5, 2013

Sethos said:
That shit is intense!

.gif didn't load for me at first.

Now I'm dying. :lol :lol

Übermatik · Jan 5, 2013

Amazing. Bahahahaha!

Vampirolol · Jan 5, 2013

Jintor said:
The Bart, the

Should have been first post.

Pepsiman · Jan 5, 2013

Autofokus said:
I prefer

Well, of course, when a game is the recipient of the ever-elusive Fun Award, what all could ever go wrong?

MrCunningham · Jan 5, 2013

electroshockwave said:
Die Polizei, Die

ficken die Polizei!

Haunted · Jan 5, 2013

MrCunningham said:
Fick die Polizei!

fixed.

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