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What the hell GAF, I thought Aunt May was Carnage...
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BocoDragon
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
Wow... owned by a meme.
rollingstart
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noob
you had to press 'up up down down left right left right B A' when buying your ticket to see Aunt May as Carnage
you had to press 'up up down down left right left right B A' when buying your ticket to see Aunt May as Carnage
ToyMachine228
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How could anyone believe that shit.
But then again...
How could anyone believe they'd see Tobey dancing like a complete and utter fag in Spider-Man 3...
Oh wait...That's about right.
But then again...
How could anyone believe they'd see Tobey dancing like a complete and utter fag in Spider-Man 3...
Oh wait...That's about right.
Callo Merlose
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You're not allowed to say that word and having three people quote you isn't helping much, either.ToyMachine228 said:
SpeedingUptoStop
will totally Facebook friend you! *giggle* *LOL*
ToyMachine228 said:
JzeroT1437
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Akia said:
Fixed.
fallengorn
Bitches love smiley faces
Akia said:
I had explosive diarrhea during Spiderman 3, I only got to watch half the movie. I ended up missing emo spiderman and winking Harry and all that crazy bullshit. I saw Spiderman kick the Sandman's ass, and then got to watch Spiderman kick Vemon's ass.
Best explosive diarrhea ever.
Best explosive diarrhea ever.
Cauliflower of Love
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impirius said:Maybe he meant:
That's what I thought.
citrus lump
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ToxicAdam said:
These be fightin' words.
"God's Beard!"
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miyamotofreak
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I hope they pull a Superman Returns and just completely ignore any film in the series past the second.
The other two movies had focus, and attempted to ground their shit in reality. Yes, all comic book movies sound absurd if you put them on paper, but the first two were believable on screen, or at least made a strong attempt at being convincing. We had a lengthy back story about how the Green Goblin was the result of advanced government sponsored weapons development, and Doctor Octopus' arms were actually given a purpose. When watching these movies, we never say "do they actually expect us to buy that?"Blader5489 said:
Sandman on the other hand just jumps in a pit and then wow, omg, he's the Sandman! And Venom just randomly crashes down out of nowhere...directly adjacent to where Peter Parker is making out with his girlfriend, right. Then there was the whole emo fiasco, and the fact that the plot is a jumbled mess even without the ridiculous villains. It was just very poorly done. It wasn't that there were too many villains, or that the plot was too far fetched, it was just very poorly executed. It's impossible to suspend disbelief, and the forced emotional scenes are just bad comedy. It fails in nearly every respect that its predecessors succeeded.
Look at Batman Begins as the polar opposite. We have a plot about some deranged psychiatrist and a ninja man trying to destroy a city using fear juice. It has no less than three major villains, and yet it never feels jumbled, and it's always convincing.
Zeed said:
Yeah, the villains origins were pretty lazy writing, I don't deny that.
The "emo" scenes were just funny. They weren't meant to be serious, which you can tell from the reactions of the other people in those scenes. And they actually do a good job of luring the viewer into a false sense of security (e.g. Harry's having fun tormenting Peter and then gets the shit beaten out of him; Peter's having fun flirting with every girl he sees and then he smacks MJ).
And to be honest, I never understood the "jumbled mess" complaints. Maybe after watching three years of Lost, it's easy for me to watch multiple characters and subplots at once? Maybe, but personally I felt that they intertwined and impacted each other really well.
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