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[electricshake]

Make sure you don't have any spelling or grammatical errors in your profile, it might not seem like that big a deal but it instantly turns some people off. I hate seeing obvious mistakes, but I'm slightly pedantic about these sorts of things.

How do you link a profile from OkCupid.. seriously, I dont think my profile is that bad.. maybe I mention video games a bit to much.. lol.

Edit: Here it is. - https://www.okcupid.com/profile/xxiijm

I'd change your profile pics so that your main one is one that you can be clearly seen in.

 

[j0hnnix]

Well nvm if it works , it works! I just say it cause some girls have this erroneous image at times when a guy mentions games. In my case while I like playing I don't mention it cause my other features my get overlooked unfairly.

I completely agree. Some are extremely judgmental..

 

[Kyne]

How do you link a profile from OkCupid.. seriously, I dont think my profile is that bad.. maybe I mention video games a bit to much.. lol.

Edit: Here it is. - https://www.okcupid.com/profile/xxiijm

Your main picture needs to be something very clear. Change it.

Also you have a son.

(Haven't gotten to the actual profile yet)

edit: like the above mentioned, fix the grammatical errors, remove the lols, explain the Twilight thing.

That WoW comment on leveling is a little off putting o.o

 

[Septimius]

How do you link a profile from OkCupid.. seriously, I dont think my profile is that bad.. maybe I mention video games a bit to much.. lol.

Edit: Here it is. - https://www.okcupid.com/profile/xxiijm

Every single "lol" and "" has got to go. It just has you appear less confident, since it's like "I really like this, but just kidding. But not really. You know?"

Saying "My job pretty much takes up my time" would have me stay away. Why would I contact someone for a date that wouldn't have time to be my partner? I'd reword the way you say what you do in your vacations. Everything should have a positive spin. Everything on your profile should be something that can only boost the perception of you. "I usually spend my vacations visiting my amazing son, as I can't get enough of the guy" or something. The way it is worded now has it be sort of private and unchangeable. Putting a positive spin on it, like you see, doesn't change the fact that that's perhaps something you're really adamant about doing with all your vacations, but it doesn't mention that, either. Everything that's not a plus, is a drawback. When you essentially say you don't have time to date or go on vacation with anyone, you're not really making yourself a good pick.

The blue-hued picture you have is messy. I don't get what's going on, and I don't know who you are, and it tells me nothing else about you. You're not on a mountain top, and I can't see you. It's not showing off a great aspect of your life, so it doesn't spark interest in getting to know who this person is, nor does it show who you are. If you're also using selfies, you can take better ones, where there's not a mail-room in the background, and with a better facial expression. The third picture is really great.

"My eyes and my humor". You don't need to qualify your humor. It makes it seems you don't function well with people you don't know. You've already mentioned softball. When your Friday night is basically "softball, hanging with friends or watching TV", it doesn't paint an adventurous picture. You don't have to be dead honest, here. Just try to put every single thing about you in a positive light. Do you love random Friday nights where you end up in a jacuzzi at someone's place you've never been to? Try figuring out ways to differentiate yourself.

The "I spend a lot of time" one just has to go. Try diversifying it up a bit more. I like how you say you're good at anything you find interesting. Find something left-field here. I already know you play softball and work with computers. I want to know if there's more to you. Try diversifying your profile, and putting a positive spin on everything. You're here to advertise about how awesome you are, not say "hey. I'm Todd. I'm looking to date. OK."

EDIT: Twilight( Don't Ask ) - nonono. You're not even proud about it. Why put it there? Be proud, at the very least.

 

[j0hnnix]

Make sure you don't have any spelling or grammatical errors in your profile, it might not seem like that big a deal but it instantly turns some people off. I hate seeing obvious mistakes, but I'm slightly pedantic about these sorts of things.



I'd change your profile pics so that your main one is one that you can be clearly seen in.

Will do this. Thanks for the tip. Damn grammar! Its sooooo hard..

 

[j0hnnix]

This is fine.



This is fine, too. Maybe you could say what sports?



Why your eyes?



Twilight?


I guess this is normal.



Someone didn't like this, but as someone that loves WoW, that would have stood out to me.



Eh, okay.




Overall impression was pretty normal. Nothing jumped out to me. Kids don't actually bother me, might bother some. Didn't look at your pictures, though imo that wouldn't ;change. You sound very, very normal. Didn't get a hint of your supposed humor; that would have been appreciated imo.

Ohhhhhh noes! Ok.. looks like I need to look further into this than what I thought.

 

[j0hnnix]

Amazing points, I honestly didn't expect anyone to check it out. Thanks. I'll work on the changes as mentioned in the previous posts. I have to agree with what is said now that I actually had others do a double check. From the outside in its sounds pretty boring.. tbh.

 

[Kyne]

Amazing points, I honestly didn't expect anyone to check it out. Thanks. I'll work on the changes as mentioned in the previous posts. I have to agree with what is said now that I actually had others do a double check. From the outside in its sounds pretty boring.. tbh.

Maybe try to get someone to snap a picture of you playing sports or something? I'm sure that'd liven it up a bit. C:

 

[NoctisVsStar]

That moment you keep getting paired with people from New Jersey goddamn it I live in manhattan lol

 

[j0hnnix]

Maybe try to get someone to snap a picture of you playing sports or something? I'm sure that'd liven it up a bit. C:

I do have a picture of me and my son working on his truck and some others sitting around, of course they will be a lot clearer than the purple picture. Getting another guy to take a picture of you batting is going to be hard.

 

[megamerican]

I had three cute girls message me out of the blue last week. Now they all fall off the map. Such highs, such lows.

I feel like I'm moving too slow. Girls on OkCupid seem to like to chat for awhile, whereas POF seems to move a lot faster.

 

[y2dvd]

Thought that way for years can't seem to break it said before my self esteem and confidence is less than low tbh

I would probably work on your self-esteem first before even bothering with dating sites tbh. You are not going to get far if you're easily off-putted due to your low self-esteem. Try working out and having a better hygiene. It have slowly boosted my own confidence.

 

[geestack]

Welcome man. Awesome to see someone in good spirits having success and being a cheerleader. Definitely looking forward to your updates; y2dvd does roller derby IIRC. Reading people's successes gives people hope and personally makes me smile.

Thanks! It's kinda nice to hear everyone else's experiences, definitely can get to be a little bit of a grind with the online thing.

As an update, the girl last night was cute and we had a good rapport. She was also really good at keeping the conversation moving and asked me a lot of questions. Even got me talking at length about work, which is interesting because most people are bored or generally uninterested in what I do. Hilariously, there was an open mic comedy night going on with her friend, so we stayed to watch people generally tell some bad jokes. She's a grad student currently, so obviously busy, but the night ended on a positive note. No kiss, but eh, we'll see. I'll probably text her in a week or two to see if she's interested, but I think I'll leave the ball in her court for now and focus on the rest of the week.

Great advice from Jipan all around. Btw, I do rock climbing, not roller derby.

This is totally a numbers game. At first, I was being picky and only swiping ones I like. Now, I don't even pay attention and swipe right on everyone. Thing is, the ones you're choosing carefully to swipe right to more than likely aren't doing the same to you unless you are an extreme stud. It's kinda sad to say this but this is true; even if you get matched up with someone you're totally unattracted to, the fact that you got a match is a bit of a confidence booster. All the more if they message you first.

Also, I experience random spurts of success. There are weeks where I go cold and get no responses and there are weeks like this where I am extremely hot. Just got off of a drink date tonight and I got 3 more lined up for the next 3 nights. I could've planned 2 more over the weekend but I told them it was my bday weekend so I will be spending it with buddies (which is actually true). I could've had 6 outta 7 nights of dates this week holy hell. I'm going to go cold after this week I just know it lol.

Basically, this is what I've been doing on OKC.
1. Swipe right until there's no more profiles to swipe right to!
2. Go to Matches and click on profiles that interest you.
3. Send message with something relating to their profile or pics.
4. If I can't relate to anything, I'll send a cheesy pick up line lol.
5. Hide profile. If they don't reply, I'll just assume they weren't interested, so I don't want to see them pop up on my matches again.
6. Repeat the next day or whatever.

Seems sad and systematic but it's been working for me lately. If anyone have seen my pics in Facepic-gaf, I am average looking at best. If I can land dates with attractive people of all races, so can you. Stick with it.

This is also kinda my strategy as well, so we can be sad and systematic together. I am a bit more selective on my profiles to message and to quickmatch, however. Being a non-white dude, there's a surprising amount of people who only prefer to date within their own race, even though I live in a super-liberal city.

 

[GatorBait]

So, I finally have another date planned. Thursday night! This one was off Tinder. I think I like it a lot better than OKCupid. It's much easier to start a conversation with someone, for me, on that app.

I'd love to see a site/app with the same concept as Tinder, but with profiles that are closer to regular online dating sites. As a decent-looking guy, I've had tons of luck with Tinder - I like the idea of not having to compete for attention against the 100s of guys out there sending off 3-word message who the girl is entirely uninterested in.

I've also found that generally convos tend to flow better and occur with greater frequency with the Tinder app because it's more chat-centric. On traditional sites, you never know if they are using an app or the website, and even if they are using the app, the ones I've seen don't lend themselves as well to shorter back-and-forth chat as Tinder does.

What is everyone's personal philosophy on texting after the first date?

I hear two school of thoughts wherein you exchange a few texts a day, leading up to the actual subsequent dates, and then confirm plans, or you stay radio silence and only text/call when it's time to set up the next date.

I'm in the latter camp. I like texting when I've gotten to know a person really know and me texting out of the blue isn't deemed excessive. Probably not going to see this girl until sometime next week and it's difficult not to have any sort of communication because I don't want to give the impression of a fade, but the fact that I'd be calling her Sunday night to schedule a second date should indicate my non-fadedness.

We exchanged one text today so far, me sending one at 9am relating to something we said on our date Monday, and she just responded. I know she's busy and is on the road/meetings 9-5, so the fact that it took so long doesn't bother me. Probably won't reply to that text.

I can be text-happy during certain spurts or go long periods of time without texting someone. I tend to adjust my text frequency around what the girl does, with the exception of if she texts me too much during business hours, I'll just ignore her until I get off work.

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

I would probably work on your self-esteem first before even bothering with dating sites tbh. You are not going to get far if you're easily off-putted due to your low self-esteem. Try working out and having a better hygiene. It have slowly boosted my own confidence.

i've had issues with them both sine childhood and they've gotten worse over the past few years ever since..well long story with a mate who was kinda off and on again if you know what i mean one day would be ok to touch her the next it would be like i was pure poison it's a long story 4 year long one. i do need to work on them yeah everyone tells me the same just seems no matter what i do it always comes back worse than it was.

i'll add the links again here to my profiles not hidden this time just in case

 

[E92 M3]

I had three cute girls message me out of the blue last week. Now they all fall off the map. Such highs, such lows.

I feel like I'm moving too slow. Girls on OkCupid seem to like to chat for awhile, whereas POF seems to move a lot faster.

I think a few days of chatting and a meetup at Panera or Starbucks would do. What's the point of chatting for long if the physical chemistry won't be there? Talk a few days or a day, get to know each other a little and meet up for a coffee or lunch. Nice simple date that will determine if there is chemistry.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

these sites can make you feel like you're bad looking tbh makes me not really like them either cause i'm really not good lookin but these places can make it seem worse

Everybody just needs a good photographer to help bring out their inner sexy.

 

[j0hnnix]

Ive made some changes to the profile. Will be making more later. Thanks for the help guys/ladies.

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

Everybody just needs a good photographer to help bring out their inner sexy.

now there's a guy who could convert me

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

well technically I'm Northern Irish but English through and through have a bad case of ADD though and never pay attention to what i'm typing really if i'm honest never care for punctuation either much when typing so might explain that really. I get nervous even when typing about myself so probably why there's emoticons and things in there.

See what I can do now bare with me....

 

[Halcyon]

I'm going to a local carnival tomorrow night with a girl from OkCupid.

My goal is to win at a game, or beat a carny to death with his own fanny pack. Whichever comes first.

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

You know, honestly, I'm a big fan of the "constant self-improvement" mode of life. That's all.

I've met people that make excuses for everything.

First, you don't even have to agree with me that it needs to be improved. It's up to you. I'm pointing it out, and it's up to you to decide whether it it legitimate in your life, for you. If not, disregard. My opinion shouldn't matter more than yours, to you.

However, should you decide my criticism is valid and you would like to make that improvement, then do it. Work on it. Some of us are dealt with shittier hands in some things, some in all. :/. c'est la vie.

I take help and advice whichever way really I'll agree it needs tidying up which i'll do now and I am thankful for the advice very much so it's good to see how it looks on the other side anyway feedback is always useful

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Great advice from Jipan all around. Btw, I do rock climbing, not roller derby.

This is totally a numbers game. At first, I was being picky and only swiping ones I like. Now, I don't even pay attention and swipe right on everyone. Thing is, the ones you're choosing carefully to swipe right to more than likely aren't doing the same to you unless you are an extreme stud. It's kinda sad to say this but this is true; even if you get matched up with someone you're totally unattracted to, the fact that you got a match is a bit of a confidence booster. All the more if they message you first.

Also, I experience random spurts of success. There are weeks where I go cold and get no responses and there are weeks like this where I am extremely hot. Just got off of a drink date tonight and I got 3 more lined up for the next 3 nights. I could've planned 2 more over the weekend but I told them it was my bday weekend so I will be spending it with buddies (which is actually true). I could've had 6 outta 7 nights of dates this week holy hell. I'm going to go cold after this week I just know it lol.

Basically, this is what I've been doing on OKC.
1. Swipe right until there's no more profiles to swipe right to!
2. Go to Matches and click on profiles that interest you.
3. Send message with something relating to their profile or pics.
4. If I can't relate to anything, I'll send a cheesy pick up line lol.
5. Hide profile. If they don't reply, I'll just assume they weren't interested, so I don't want to see them pop up on my matches again.
6. Repeat the next day or whatever.

Seems sad and systematic but it's been working for me lately. If anyone have seen my pics in Facepic-gaf, I am average looking at best. If I can land dates with attractive people of all races, so can you. Stick with it.

So let me get this straight, I get on the app and swipe right to every profile right and then check out the match section on the pc web version of the site?

 

[jasonng]

Slightly off topic but looking at some of your profiles just reminds me how awkward it feels to describe yourself in text. I find the whole process so silly that I can never take it seriously. At this point I'm trolling with my profile and funny enough I'm getting more messages than I had before.

I like the idea behind Coffee meets Bagels but their system keeps shoehorning me with Asians. I'm not against it, I just don't like the feeling of being limited.

 

[freshair]

Slightly off topic but looking at some of your profiles just reminds me how awkward it feels to describe yourself in text. I find the whole process so silly that I can never take it seriously. At this point I'm trolling with my profile and funny enough I'm getting more messages than I had before.

I like the idea behind Coffee meets Bagels but their system keeps shoehorning me with Asians. I'm not against it, I just don't like the feeling of being limited.

You can still describe yourself with a profile and be genuinely funny and interesting without being boring and resorting to "trolling". But hey, if it works for you, I'm not going to argue with results. I just don't want other people to get the idea that they have to resort to not being themselves to score dates.

And I'm the same with CMB. I've only been paired with 2 non Asians in the past 10 matches.

 

[j0hnnix]

Backslashbunny:
To avoid quoting everything you have there. I have to humbly agree, if a friend isn't there to help a brother out what type of friend is he.. I will probably be hiking this weekend so ill have my buddy get some pics there as well.

I dont mind a woman that does not have kids as long as she accepts I have one and knows where my mind is at when my son is around. I'd like to avoid the woman types that its all about them (my current ex) - This was my main reason to emphasize, my son, my vacations with my son etc.. the distance from GA to Miami is pretty long so I cherish those moments with him.

I removed the twilight comment after the posts made by gaffers, it made me think how would I explain that I read the twilight books as something me and my sons mom could have in common.. that would of killed any chances with a future second date if that question was brought up.

 

[jasonng]

You can still describe yourself with a profile and be genuinely funny and interesting without being boring and resorting to "trolling". But hey, if it works for you, I'm not going to argue with results. I just don't want other people to get the idea that they have to resort to not being themselves to score dates.

And I'm the same with CMB. I've only been paired with 2 non Asians in the past 10 matches.

I definitely don't want to imply that. I'm just a very sarcastic person which is hard to convey in texts.

Also, it's more fun this way.

It's like job hunting. I hate writing cover letters, but you can bet I do my best, have others review it, and make sure I am giving my best impression / all my effort.

The analogy doesn't work for me. Writing cover letters is for the sake of a job. Going on dates are fun. The whole process should be fun.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

I think a few days of chatting and a meetup at Panera or Starbucks would do. What's the point of chatting for long if the physical chemistry won't be there? Talk a few days or a day, get to know each other a little and meet up for a coffee or lunch. Nice simple date that will determine if there is chemistry.

There are some people on there who just want to chat. I can have a great conversation going with them and the second I suggest a meetup they go cold. So try to move towards a meetup as soon as possible. I like to try to do it organically but if you have to force it ("let's continue this over coffee") do so. No sense in wasting your time.

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

I definitely don't want to imply that. I'm just a very sarcastic person which is hard to convey in texts.

Also, it's more fun this way.



The analogy doesn't work for me. Writing cover letters is for the sake of a job. Going on dates are fun. The whole process should be fun.

For online dating the analogy kind of works well imo it does

 

[E92 M3]

There are some people on there who just want to chat. I can have a great conversation going with them and the second I suggest a meetup they go cold. So try to move towards a meetup as soon as possible. I like to try to do it organically but if you have to force it ("let's continue this over coffee") do so. No sense in wasting your time.

Oh yes, it's still important for it to be organic - but lets face it, shouldn't be longer than a week. What if there is no chemistry in person? That's a lot of wasted time. I think girls that aren't just looking for attention will want to meet up after a few days of chatting.

 

[cabot]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ComedyRomantic

I don't post on GAF often, but I do lurk all corners. I thought I'd get in on the profile deconstruction. Some real feedback could be really helpful.

I appreciate what everyone does here and in the Dating-GAF threads.

 

[j0hnnix]

Either the changes in my profile worked or its because of my elitness in WOW. A lady who is super cute liked me.. so how would I go about sending her msg? Should I detail what raids I've been on? Lol

I feel strange sending a message and not talking to someone.. is it the typical "Hey, How are you?" damn, come to think of it this is pretty difficult, albeit interesting..

Edited for awesomeness

 

[freshair]

Either the changes in myrofile worked or its because of my alertness in WOW. A lady who is super cute liked me.. so how would I go about sending her msg? Should I detail what raids I've been on? Lol

I feel strange sending a message and not talking to someone.. is it the typical "Hey, How are you?" damn come to think of it this is pretty difficult, albeit interesting..

Read her profile. Find something relateable. Mention that in the first message. Throw in a personal anecdote/witty line. Include a follow-up/clairfying question.

 

[E92 M3]

Either the changes in myrofile worked or its because of my alertness in WOW. A lady who is super cute liked me.. so how would I go about sending her msg? Should I detail what raids I've been on? Lol

I feel strange sending a message and not talking to someone.. is it the typical "Hey, How are you?" damn come to think of it this is pretty difficult, albeit interesting..

There is a beauty in simplicity, so a "Hey, how are you?" can work fully fine. And add a line about something from her profile.

 

[Etrian Oddity]

I like the idea behind Coffee meets Bagels but their system keeps shoehorning me with Asians. I'm not against it, I just don't like the feeling of being limited.

 

[j0hnnix]

Read her profile. Find something relateable. Mention that in the first message. Throw in a personal anecdote/witty line. Include a follow-up/clairfying question.

There is a beauty in simplicity, so a "Hey, how are you?" can work fully fine. And add a line about something from her profile.

Wasn't much on her profile to work with. She said she has traveled so I asked where and she has a photo with another child and I asked if it was her son.. and a simple hey, how are you.

 

[GK86]

I like the idea behind Coffee meets Bagels but their system keeps shoehorning me with Asians. I'm not against it, I just don't like the feeling of being limited.

And I'm the same with CMB. I've only been paired with 2 non Asians in the past 10 matches.

Oh thank jebus I'm not the only one. 4 out of my 5 matches so far have been Asian women.

 

[jasonng]

Anyway, whatever works for you. IDC. I personally prefer someone who can write a decent profile, and who understands the importance of being able to function and adapt in whatever environment they are in, even if they inherently have a problem with the environment (though that begs the question, why not just get out of it, then?)

I tried CMB out of curiosity and I was only reminded of my OKC profile while creeping on the profile links here. But you're right, I don't think this is for me.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

lol wow, I made a joke with someone about how she said in her profile she wanted to be like a certain comic book supervillain, saying that "genocide isn't attractive" and she responded with "then don't message me, asshole. it's that simple."

Some people can't take a joke I guess?

 

[Septimius]

lol wow, I made a joke with someone about how she said in her profile she wanted to be like a certain comic book supervillain, saying that "genocide isn't attractive" and she responded with "then don't message me, asshole. it's that simple."

Some people can't take a joke I guess?

Some people can't. It's not really about taking a joke, it's about the fact that you can't handle what you set yourself up to, which is just sad. It just sounds like a bunch of issues, to put that you want to be a supervillain and then responding to that to a very credible response.

But hey. Live and let live.

 

[E92 M3]

lol wow, I made a joke with someone about how she said in her profile she wanted to be like a certain comic book supervillain, saying that "genocide isn't attractive" and she responded with "then don't message me, asshole. it's that simple."

Some people can't take a joke I guess?

Did you buffer it with a "" or a "" or an "lol". Such messages need to be buffered when sent to strangers.

 

[cabot]

I like people that elaborate. However, I'm not sure if it's a word that is in the UK and not the US, but "descented" should be "descended," according to US Standard English.

Yikes, I feel I should leave it in there and pretend I'm being innovative with the dictionary.

Thanks for the feedback, it's a profile that I've been modifying throughout the years. I always thought it was too long and I was putting too much effort in, it's good to know someone can appreciate it when they read it in full.

 

[Septimius]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ComedyRomantic

I don't post on GAF often, but I do lurk all corners. I thought I'd get in on the profile deconstruction. Some real feedback could be really helpful.

I appreciate what everyone does here and in the Dating-GAF threads.

I love it. Whatever I'd say would just be nit-picking and taking away from the style you followed through with. I'm a coder, but I didn't get the "morphed"-joke, and since that's relatively early, perhaps review that? I'm sure a lot of people just read the first few lines, so they should be great. The first few lines had me a bit like "hmm, maybe this could be different", but the more I read on, the more I just loved your profile. I guess it's long, so just be sure to captivate people early. Maybe review if there's something you can consider fluff?

Great job.

Did you buffer it with a "" or a "" or an "lol". Such messages need to be buffered when sent to strangers.

Meh. When you throw such a ballsy first-liner out there, "buffering" it with that would just have you not stick to you convictions. The only way a line like that works is by saying it with a straight face. The bonus is that you weed away these people that don't get humor, so it worked great. And, please, never throw "lol" at the end of.. anything. It should only be used as a response. It just reminds me of those people that throw a quip at you, then say "I'm kidding!" - I always just want to go "shut up and let me quip you back!"

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Some people can't. It's not really about taking a joke, it's about the fact that you can't handle what you set yourself up to, which is just sad. It just sounds like a bunch of issues, to put that you want to be a supervillain and then responding to that to a very credible response.

But hey. Live and let live.

Yeah haha, glad to drop it and move on after that.

 

[cabot]

I love it. Whatever I'd say would just be nit-picking and taking away from the style you followed through with. I'm a coder, but I didn't get the "morphed"-joke, and since that's relatively early, perhaps review that? I'm sure a lot of people just read the first few lines, so they should be great. The first few lines had me a bit like "hmm, maybe this could be different", but the more I read on, the more I just loved your profile. I guess it's long, so just be sure to captivate people early. Maybe review if there's something you can consider fluff?

Great job.

Thanks a lot!

The use of the word morphed wasn't a particular joke per say, just trying to be colourful with the word choice. It does read a little strangely, I'll definitely try and form a better sentence out of it.

The length is an issue as I said in reply to backslashbunny, it's hard to keep it concise, I try to be as expressive as possible which equates to going for a rambley style. A little bit of condensation would go a long way, I think you're right.

 

[Septimius]

Thanks a lot!

The use of the word morphed wasn't a particular joke per say, just trying to be colourful with the word choice. It does read a little strangely, I'll definitely try and form a better sentence out of it.

English (Poorly), C++ (Fluently). Hahahaha.

Anyway.

Swap the fourth picture you have up to second. That's a great look for you.

[...]heart of code (used to be gold, but I changed it, since I didn't want to have a heavy heart) ?

[...]heart of code (used to be gold, but I sold that one) ?

[...]heart of code (used to be gold, but I changed it. Only problem is, this one has bugs) ?

I don't know

 

[turtle553]

lol wow, I made a joke with someone about how she said in her profile she wanted to be like a certain comic book supervillain, saying that "genocide isn't attractive" and she responded with "then don't message me, asshole. it's that simple."

Some people can't take a joke I guess?

I messaged someone yesterday that had all kinds of sports stuff in her profile something like this, "The Sandlot - the best baseball movie or are you are an awful person? Please choose" She did write back saying it is a great movie. Doubt it will go further, but sometimes teasing that they could be a bad person works. Just think they couldn't take a joke.

 

[cabot]

I like the last one the best, imo. However, it doesn't explain why he changed. Maybe he could make a joke about how code pays better than gold. I don't know.

Is there a Comedian GAF? This needs solving

 

[Halcyon]

All I can think when I hear heart of gold is Zephod Beeblebrox references.


My jokes tend to go ...used to be gold, fuck you don't judge me. or something aggressive because I am an asshole.

 

[cabot]

All I can think when I hear heart of gold is Zephod Beeblebrox references.


My jokes tend to go ...used to be gold, fuck you don't judge me. or something aggressive because I am an asshole.

Is it wrong that I like this?

Just a bit of spicy aggression. I feel it would be perfect if followed with a Phoenix Wright TAKE THAT!