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[John Kowalski]

sometimes even when i'm wearing jeans people won't stop looking at my GIANT PENIS, it makes me a little uncomfortable and sometimes it even looks like they want to reach out and grab my GIANT PENIS, maybe because they don't believe my PENIS can be so GIANT?

 

[RS4-]

Wear tearaways instead.

 

[The Shadow]

I had no idea the extent of which public sweat-panting is frowned upon on GAF. I texted all my girl friends about it out of the curiosity and so far responses range from "lol no why would I care?" To "I actually kinda like it"

I think this is just another case of me and GAF living in completely different worlds

Eh. You could make an argument either way, as GAF is wont to do.

My personal opinion is it's not about worrying about what other people think, or being comfortable, it's about laziness. I abhor laziness, and wearing sweat pants strikes me as very lazy.

I feel the same way with pajama bottoms in college, although I think that has more to do with attention and maturity than anything else. Where I work, there's more grad students and PhD students, and you never ever see sweat pants or pajama bottoms anywhere. People dress much nicer.

 

[Fenderputty]

Are you in college? Do you also wear flip-flops with said sweatpants?

College is a different life altogether.

I'm 35 and wear sandals 99% of the time I'm not at work.

 

[RumblingRosco]

Eh. You could make an argument either way, as GAF is wont to do.

My personal opinion is it's not about worrying about what other people think, or being comfortable, it's about laziness. I abhor laziness, and wearing sweat pants strikes me as very lazy.

I feel the same way with pajama bottoms in college, although I think that has more to do with attention and maturity than anything else. Where I work, there's more grad students and PhD students, and you never ever see sweat pants or pajama bottoms anywhere. People dress much nicer.

Wait - wearing blue jeans is less lazy than wearing sweatpants? Is a zipper and button truly the difference maker between them?

P.S. grad student that wears sweatpants daily because they're comfy and really who cares?

 

[Serra]

Sweatpants are god-tier.

 

[the1npc]

Women in sweatpants is a good thing and is a trend that should be championed and encouraged.

yoga sure, sweats..ehhh

 

[Phreaker]

nm, didn't know title was edited.

 

[xxracerxx]

yoga sure, sweats..ehhh

Whenever I think of sweatpants in public, I just picture People of Walmart.

I'm 35 and wear sandals 99% of the time I'm not at work.

Do you live in a warm climate? Do you pair them with sweatpants while eating at a sit-down restaurant?

Spoiler

This seems like the beginning of a Jeff Foxworthy joke

 

[Who]

I have taken the liberty of blocking every poster who is anti-public sweat-pantsting.

I expect GAF to now be a much cozier, more laid-back, less judgmental place to be.

 

[The Shadow]

Wait - wearing blue jeans is less lazy than wearing sweatpants? Is a zipper and button truly the difference maker between them?

P.S. grad student that wears sweatpants daily because they're comfy and really who cares?

Depends on the state of the blue jeans, but yeah, they're less lazy. If what you're wearing could easily be found in a gym, you're being lazy.

 

[Fenderputty]

I usually have a Polo shirt on with sweatpants. I get off work and put them on for comfort. Then I leave the house for something. That's usually why I'm in public wearing them. I end up looking like a highschool gym coach.

Do you live in a warm climate? Do you pair them with sweatpants while eating at a sit-down restaurant?

Spoiler

This seems like the beginning of a Jeff Foxworthy joke

I do live in warmer climate. I don't pair them with sweatpants when eating out. I will use sandals to dress down nice jackets and such in the winter.

It's about comfort for me ...

 

[commish]

Wait - wearing blue jeans is less lazy than wearing sweatpants? Is a zipper and button truly the difference maker between them?

P.S. grad student that wears sweatpants daily because they're comfy and really who cares?

Yes, very lazy.

What I find interesting about sweatpants is that, here in NYC, a city where ANYTHING GOES, I mean, ANYTHING, it's still extremely rare to see people out and about in sweatpants. I've seen more people with snakes or birds on their shoulders than wearing sweatpants unless it's an 8 am coffee run or something.

 

[RumblingRosco]

Depends on the state of the blue jeans, but yeah, they're less lazy. If what you're wearing could easily be found in a gym, you're being lazy.

I guess I am just lazy.

 

[Currygan]

I've seen a bloke wearing sweatpants on the tube once, and his dick was indeed enormous

I hated him so now I hate you OP

 

[The Shadow]

I guess I am just lazy.

Yes. Very lazy.

 

[Shiina]

Found OP

 

[commish]

...

/leaves thread

 

[WaffleTaco]

Why does anyone care what anyone is wearing? I may not wear sweatpants, but I am not going to care if someone is wearing them. Also so somebody's looking at your dick, it's a dick, get over yourself.

 

[Sou Da]

Found OP

He looks extremely stressed about it.

 

[2SeeKU]

Really Gaf?
5 pages without 1 link to this?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozSSseCh3U

 

[terrisus]

Hah, awesome title change.

 

[Who]

I guess I am just lazy.

Nah youre not lazy. Just because you are able to go about your daily routine without concerning yourself with whether or not you're meeting any stupid, meaningless, societal standards doesn't make you any less of a person. (Despite what many others here think )

If anything that just makes you awesome.

My opinion
¯_(&#12484_/¯

 

[jasonng]

Found OP

Not going to lie. I got penis envy right now.

 

[xxracerxx]

Nah youre not lazy. Just because you are able to go about your daily routine without concerning yourself with whether or not you're meeting any stupid, meaningless, societal standards doesn't make you any less of a person. (Despite what many others here think )

Then stop caring about people starring at your dick.

 

[Currygan]

Found OP

I...

I hope it's fake

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

What restaurant let you in wearing that lol. Was it KFC or some other joint desperate for customers?

 

[t-storm]

Not going to lie. I got penis envy right now.

I don't think any woman (or man) would want that in them...

 

[Extra Sauce]

You are as comfortable in your sweatpants as everyone around you is uncomfortable.

 

[-Horizon-]

Found OP

...I think that's enough off topic gaf for today.

 

[Clydefrog]

Found OP

holy shitttt

 

[Who]

Then stop caring about people starring at your dick.

Lol it didn't bug me as much as you might think, I just wanted to create a thread where we can discuss this pressing and important issue.

I just got back from some errands in some sweats, ain't no haters gonna keep me from achieving ultimate comfort...

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

Tbh I see people wearing sweatpants at uni all the time. >_>

A lot of people wear uggs too, even the guys.

 

[Neoriceisgood]

You get bonus points on your daily highscore if you wear them without underwear.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Found OP

Summing up the confusion, horror, excitement and acceptance that shivels in many Gaffers hearts right now.

 

[xxracerxx]

Tbh I see people wearing sweatpants at uni all the time. >_>

A lot of people wear uggs too, even the guys.

As I said...college is a different life.

 

[Who]

You get bonus points on your daily highscore if you wear them without underwear.

Just be sure to shake thouroughly.

Or wear black like others have suggested.

...

Spoiler

I know what I'm doing tomorrow

 

[TheSeks]

Might as well be a tag.

Sweatin' with the Oldie's.

 

[Aeriscloud]

No pictures? Disappointed.

 

[Symphonia]

I've seen a bloke wearing sweatpants on the tube once, and his dick was indeed enormous

I hated him so now I hate you OP

Don't be jelly of me.

 

[terrisus]

I've seen a bloke wearing sweatpants on the tube once, and his dick was indeed enormous

I hated him so now I hate you OP

Don't be jelly of me.

<3

 

[bud]

Found OP

is this photoshopped?

it's huge, but i don't see how this is practical unless you're fucking some major major sizequeen.

with most women you couldn't even go ballsdeep.

 

[darkazcura]

Honestly didn't even know people associated sweatpants with laziness until I read some GAF threads. Really weird. In a completely casual situation, I don't see how it is different than throwing on any other piece of clothing.

 

[draetenth]

Hmm, I wear sweatpants all the time, but I've never had issues with people staring at me. Then again, I never have a bulge when I walk around so they don't usually have reason to stare. I don't think people care as much about people wearing sweatpants as some of the people on GAF seem to indicate.

I hate attention, I don't like people looking at me. I won't wear anything that could draw attention to me (good or bad makes no difference to me, I don't want to be noticed). I won't even wear clothes with logos of my favorite sports teams on it just so people won't come up and talk about them. I will do and say anything to seem insignificant and unnoticeable in peoples eyes. I wear sweatpants because they are so damn comfortable, yet I would remove them in a heartbeat if I sensed that it was attracting attention. Yet, I've worn them for about 20 years now. I wear them everywhere except work or the fanciest of restaurants that require a suit and tie (and I avoid those when I can because I hate wearing suites).

Honestly didn't even know people associated sweatpants with laziness until I read some GAF threads. Really weird. In a completely casual situation, I don't see how it is different than throwing on any other piece of clothing.

^ Yeah, GAF was/is the first and only place I've ever seen sweatpants being an issue.

 

[The Beard]

Sweatpants create a bulge?

Do you get erections 24/7?

They are very loose fitting pants, unless I'm missing something here.

The material hugs though. It has nowhere else to go besides around the OP's gigantic dong, creating a perfect silhouette of his sweaty schlong.

 

[Christopher]

No ones looking at your dick

 

[stufte]

Found OP

HAHA oh shit. It looks like this girth happened quickly and suddenly and he's on the phone to his doc all "shit doc, it happened again. This time in public. What should I do???"

 

[Exr]

Do you guys think negative reactions that people have about others wearing sweatpants in public stems from their hatred of anything that reminds them of their tiny dix? Food 4 thought

 

[liliththepale]

Do you guys think negative reactions that people have about others wearing sweatpants in public stems from their hatred of anything that reminds them of their tiny dix? Food 4 thought

I wonder how many sweatpants hating men also love seeing women in yoga pants.

Personally, it's a turn on for me to see someone who looks comfortable.

 

[pixelation]

OP hasn't posted a pic?, I smell shenanigans...