• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

Smallville is kind of a disaster

Status
Not open for further replies.

Not Spaceghost

Spaceghost
Never have I seen a show struggle so hard with its identity once the setting changed. There is so much to cover in this thread and honestly I think I'm going to miss so many points.

So yeah unmarked spoilers ahead.

Having just finished all 10 seasons for the first time I was truly surprised by how messy this show gets, especially after an amazing first few seasons.

Smallville opens with a truly fun and downright enjoyable premise, Clark Kent's youthful years where he discovers the truth about himself and slowly sets down the path to become superman, all while dealing with the struggles of being a high school student. Season 1 is filled with fun little nods to his future, and it actually an all around great time, highly recommendable to anyone interested in superman stuff. Hell season 2 and season 3 all stay very true to this and are extremely enjoyable. Lex Luthor and Chloe Sullivan make these early seasons such an absolute joy.

But that joy doesn't last...if there is a lesson in watching Smaillville it's that you will hate your favorite character at some point. Maybe even forever.

Characters just get deleted, the first victim was Pete Ross, poor Pete always living in Clarks shadow. Being the first non Kent to be privy to his secret eventually spelled his demise from the show. He wasn't killed off they just said he was moving at that was it.

Jonathan Kent had a reasonably great exit, because while being one of the better characters on the show he was also the only characters whose death actually meant something.

Martha Kent was next kind of, after a while they just said "I'm going to DC!" so she went to Washington and vanished from the show, never calls, never does anything just straight up is gone, she makes like 3 more appearances later on in the show but never anything major. What made me laugh the most about her exit was that a few episodes after she leaves Clark finds himself in DC doing some snooping around the department of homeland security. I thought "oh this will be cool maybe Martha now being in the govt will be some sort of plot point!" nope, nothing she's not even mentioned the whole time they're in DC.

Kara-El is like the weirdest recurring character ever, she was a huge plot point during season 7 appearing in like every episode but from S7 to S10 they keep finding ways to make her disappear. Basically she's the personification of what's wrong with Smallville, the show loses its focus as soon as the cast graduates high school.

Lionel Luthor is a character that was deleted from the show because they couldn't decide if he was a villain or a good guy, and after flip flopping on him hard as hell they eventually had to kill him off because he was kind of story breaking. He knew everything, he had all the power and he was becoming enjoyable to watch. So they kill him off. Granted at least they used his death as a catalyst to Lex's ultimate downfall.

Jimmy Olsen, my oh my what a tragic character. He never really amounted to much, he was just a good well meaning guy who had a thing for Chloe. So what happens to him? Well first he just stops appearing in the show, then they marry him to Chloe, and what is guaranteed to happen during a TV weddings? Horrible things. Jimmy becomes this broody shit bag for the majority of his post wedding episode appearances until they redeem him and kill him within 10 minutes. The true tragedy of Jimmy Olsen was that they then revealed his first name was something else and James was his middle name I guess so that it wouldn't really ruin the mythos.

Lana Lang has the WORST character arc I have ever seen, after a certain point you begin to question whether the writers have any idea as to what they are doing with the character...they don't so she gets deleted from the show in season 8. Which is kind of what the writers do when they don't know what to do with a character.

Her character arc is such a mess she's initially the girl next door archetype but with a twist, she wants to find out more about her self and who she really is. That's nothing special, then either late into S1 or by the time S2 comes around she's kind of a tough chick who don't need no man but still kind of needs superman to bail her out of everything horrible. Still tolerable but kind of boring. Season 3 and onward is where shit starts getting weird, suddenly Lana is now a wizard and she's involved in business with kryptonian artifacts among other things. Then when she's suddenly not a wizard she's awkwardly dating Clark, then after that when Clark's family just fucking disappears into their own plot points she's basically living with Clark, and then she's dating Lex, and then she marries Lex and then she becomes a secret agent, and then she becomes a fucking power suit user and like what the FUCK IS THIS CHARACTER??? So naturally the producers run out of things to do with Lana and realize that all she does is make Clark act like a total shithead so they delete her from the show because that's just what they do.

When the show isn't deleting characters it can't deal with it's actively ruining the few good ones it has like Lex Luthor, Chloe Sullivan, Oliver Queen and Clark Ke...lol just kidding Clark is always horrible, but at least rooting for him used to be fun, it eventually stops being fun.

Lex Luthor goes from a complex and interesting villain who isn't really a villain but you can tell he isn't being straight with everyone. By the time they make him a full on villain he's just so obviously lost his marbles that he's not even very fun to watch.

Chloe Sullivan's character is the most disappointing thing ever, she consistently held the show together for me for 7 seasons, she was why I watched the show. She was so much fun, she was earnest and honestly it felt like she was really doing her own thing. But really her character was a ticking time bomb until it was assassinated by the writers, as soon as she wasn't in the daily planet anymore her character became infinitely less enjoyable. They tried to move her away from being the Lois Lane stand in to being some one else since Lois Lane was now officially in the show and her character just kind of crumbled. Also they gave her super powers and like she really didn't need super powers. In fact the show gave everyone super powers at some point hell it feels like every character in the series got Clark's powers at some point.

Speaking of which Lois Lane is actually the best character. She remains true to her values while having really solid character development which is her about confronting issues she usually runs away from. It's nice to watch. Honestly Lois is the best thing about the series once Johnathan Kent dies.

One of the worst things Smallville does is recycled episode ideas, every season has to have the red kryptonite episode, the X almost finds out about Clark's secret episode and the mandatory Clark being de-powered and some one else getting his abilities episode. Some times it really just feels like you've seen everything the show has to offer.

There are so many awkward story lines that are either dropped resolved clumsily, or evolve into something that feels out of the writers control like:

The Native American prophecy of Naman
Everything about Lana
The pseudo justice league shit that goes ultimately no where since only Green Arrow and The Martian Man hunter remain as regulars
The ISIS foundation
Zod's return
Kara's post season 7 storyline
Jor-El's training
The Kandorians
Checkmate
The time travel shit

The show just can't maintain focus after the high school stuff ends, the smart thing to do would have been to make all the major characters go to Metropolis University and basically transfer the basic premise of the show from a high school setting to a college setting, many other shows have pulled this off rather well. Instead Smallville does what it does best, over complicates a simple thing needlessly to almost pointlessness.

It's also incredible at how unwilling to learn the characters are, clearly ignoring Jor-El ruins everything, and when they listen to Jor-El it's not so bad, yet they keep ignoring Jor-El's warning and treat him like a villain.

Same with the whole secret keeping theme of the show. Like yeah okay Clark I get it, but really I think after a while you'd think the "I can't tell you because I'm trying to protect you" line is bullshit since it actively seems to cause more trouble and get more people killed than anything.

Honestly the show kind of feels like hanging out with a former friend who used to be a really amazing guy but then he did something profoundly horrible and after doing a brief stint in jail he tries to hang out with you again and act like everything is okay when it very obviously isn't okay. It irks me because the show really does have so many shining moments (none of which I mentioned here because that would effectively make this thread unreadable and I already doubt anyone will even read all of this)
 

Ricker

Member
Loved the first few seasons but it dragged on near the end...

Saw Chloe on The Following last week...I think its the first time I see her in a TV show since Smallville ;)
 

Not Spaceghost

Spaceghost
kryptonite chewing gum

What a horrible horrible way to bring back Pete.

Loved the first few seasons but it dragged on near the end...

Saw Chloe on The Following last week...I think its the first time I see her in a TV show since Smallville ;)

I think she was in Wilfred for a few episodes in season 2. I wonder what she even does anymore? I thought she'd have a bright future ahead of her since like she really gave it her all, easily one of the better young actresses / actors on the show.

Chloe is seriously 10/10 waifu material.
 
kryptonite chewing gum

canon

4222223-bm2.jpg
 
First 5 seasons are great, the rest are trash, but since it was the only live action comic related show on TV i watch all 10 seasons, if we had Arrow or Flash on back then Smallville would have been ignored quickly..
 

Volimar

Member
Agree on most of this. I think Lana jumped the shark with the witch possession. Smallville is a great example of a show that outlived its potential. See Supernatural for another example. I like both shows, but they both ran out of plot.

Inb4 Darkseid smoke monster.

Also, I liked the native American arc, mostly.
 
I just want to commend you on writing that much about such a disappointing show. I gave up after Lex Luthor was stuck on an island, and would only check here and there if Clark had progressed his Superman stuff like the clothes or powers. It made me realise I don't have the patience for long running shows that much like long running anime, need to pile on the filler.
 

KamenSenshi

Junior Member
How did the Justice League stuff go no where? They came back like 2 or 3 times as a group and more than a few times as just a couple of them there like Green Arrow and Hawkman. Unless you were hoping it would always be the Justice League doing stuff.
 

mjc

Member
First few seasons were good entertainment, it was fun seeing Clark navigate high school with his powers.

After that it was garbage.
 

CronoShot

Member
I had a big time crush on Lana when the show first started.

And yes, the second half of the show is just 100% winging it. Once most of the show started taking place in Metropolis, I felt like it kinda lost its structure.

Rosenbaum is still the best live action Lex Luthor though.
 
I just want to commend you on writing that much about such a disappointing show. I gave up after Lex Luthor was stuck on an island, and would only check here and there if Clark had progressed his Superman stuff like the clothes or powers. It made me realise I don't have the patience for long running shows that much like long running anime, need to pile on the filler.

I remember the plan was to go from Smallville to Superman but Tom Welling didn't want to put the suit on, i don't know why they didn't move on from Tom if he didn't want to be Superman...
 

dabig2

Member
Stopped following the show around the time I went to college ('05). So S4 I guess? I don't know, even around then I was getting completely miffed and bored by the show. I did watch a couple episodes here and there and saw the finale. Never regretted ditching the show.
 

Not Spaceghost

Spaceghost
How did the Justice League stuff go no where? They came back like 2 or 3 times as a group and more than a few times as just a couple of them there like Green Arrow and Hawkman. Unless you were hoping it would always be the Justice League doing stuff.

Bart Cyborg and Aquaman essentially vanish after they team up that one time when Chloe first becomes Watch tower.

They do other JSA type stuff but the original team's thing goes no where really. But that's one of the things this show does, because it's trying to set up the future without actually going to much into things it's essentially preventing itself from fully exploring any plot lines.

I was hoping that once the watchtower became a thing that the gang would be more than just Clark and Queen and whoever the flavor of the season characters were, especially since they had recruited so many others.

The Doomsday arc was the best thing the series pulled together after season 5.

I just want to commend you on writing that much about such a disappointing show. I gave up after Lex Luthor was stuck on an island, and would only check here and there if Clark had progressed his Superman stuff like the clothes or powers. It made me realise I don't have the patience for long running shows that much like long running anime, need to pile on the filler.

Haha thanks, the show looked like it was naturally trying to go there but the result was just soooo draggyyyy and it wouldnt have felt right if clark was 19 and in full suit being called superman. Which is kind of why I liked the "Blur" stuff, because obviously a super hero would be given a lame nickname by the public, and it's a solid protosuper hero type thing you know?
 

Sheroking

Member
I actually far prefer Seasons 8, 9 and 10 (their mishandling of the villains aside) because Kreuk, Gough and Miller all left the show after Season 7. It felt like they were actually trying to push things forward. I definitely don't agree that the first few seasons were good at all. The concept was still fresh in it's own world, but the acting (Rosenbaum and Glover aside) is at it's worst and the mystery of the week shit is never good.

RE: Pete Ross. The actor is a dick, eventually got arrested for being a pill dealer. I didn't think the character was much of a loss.
 
It did deliver the best live action Lex Luthor and Lois Lane we've ever had.

Too bad those two performances were outweighed by a ton of garbage.
 

Currygan

at last, for christ's sake
I remember I had it at Clark vs the two Kryptonians. Such an hyped fight, superpowered aliens about to crack each other's skulls....and it ended in a very loud fart, so I abandoned the serie right after that shit


checked out S6 to see Clark vs Doomsday and it was even more lolworthy, so abandoned it a second time, but for good
 

spunodi

Member
Season 9 was very good for me. I liked the Blur identity and "Cockney Zod" plus the whole kandorian thing. Parts of the season were really quite dark,
Zod unwittingly killing his unborn baby and listening to the heartbeat ending, chills

Season 10 ruined all this, but the triumphant Superman theme to cap off the series was a bit "Fuck yeah!"
 

Loxley

Member
I was so annoyed at the final episode. Here I was thinking finally, my God finally, they managed to convince Welling to put on the suit for five seconds as the the curtains close and series ends. Nope. Instead we get terrible CGI filled with awkward close-ups of Clark's face because he's so obviously not actually wearing the costume. It's actually kind of funny to watch it now, the idea that Welling was so stubborn that even after ten years he couldn't be arsed to put on the costume.
 

Won

Member
It's what happens if a show runs for so long. A premise that can't really evolve too much. An ever decreasing budget. Way too many episodes to fill up. etc.

I'm still shocked it managed to drag itself to 10 season.
 

Not Spaceghost

Spaceghost
I remember I had it at Clark vs the two Kryptonians. Such an hyped fight, superpowered aliens about to crack each other's skulls....and it ended in a very loud fart, so I abandoned the serie right after that shit

That's how everything ends in smallville.

Literally everything, the huge conflict gets resolved with a 10 second I fixed it button. Because these shows never have the budget to do big fights or big show downs really.

Man the CG in smallville is very fucking laughable for the first few seasons.

I find it amazing that you typed all of that without using the word amnesia.

Seriously, how do you write a post damning Smallville and leave out the abuse of the amnesia plot point?

I guess you could say...

I forgot about it.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

But seriously those fucking amnesia plots were all garbage out of ten.
 

ZeroX03

Banned
Red K episodes were the best.

I prefer the later seasons because Lois is much better as a love interest and an interesting character than Lana ever was and we got a bunch more DC lore. Lower budget really hurt though.
 

Mr-Joker

Banned
Smallville is very good at building story up only for it to go nowhere, I am just glad that I bailed out around the doomday saga.
 
I really enjoyed the first few seasons when they got to syndication on ABC family and never got to watch the later seasons. Every once in a while I'd see a picture of it towards the end and was glad I got out when I did
 

The Cowboy

Member
What i still can't get over to this day is, we put up with 5 pretty bad seasons (6 through 10) with some of the most stupid story lines (as pointed out in the 1st post) and at the end of it all - we don't' get a proper suited up Superman shot, we just got some of the worst CGI visuals ever.

Lois was indeed great though.
 

Not Spaceghost

Spaceghost
Red K episodes were the best.

I prefer the later seasons because Lois is much better as a love interest and an interesting character than Lana ever was and we got a bunch more DC lore. Lower budget really hurt though.

Oh man speaking of love interests and red K, remember his teleporting girl friend that was a total psycho in the first episode but was literally the cutest thing ever in the episode were they killed her off?

Remember that hilariously raunchy scene when she gives him the Red Kryptonite and is basically in that hotel room with Clark all like "give me little baby Kents, let's go get married!"
 

KamenSenshi

Junior Member
Bart Cyborg and essentially vanished.
That is true. Aquaman was there far more often than I would have expected. Even during/near the whole vigilante registration thing. It was closer to a Batman Brave and the Bold than Justice League which was OK considering the budget at that point. That is the disappointing thing, going from award winning special effects to what they had in the last few seasons.
 

DedValve

Banned
I enjoyed Smallville but it really didn't need to be 10 seasons, or 8, or even 5.

Also I love the theme song "Somebody saaaaavvveee meeee"
 

Currygan

at last, for christ's sake
I was so annoyed at the final episode. Here I was thinking finally, my God finally, they managed to convince Welling to put on the suit for five seconds as the the curtains close and series ends. Nope. Instead we get terrible CGI filled with awkward close-ups of Clark's face because he's so obviously not actually wearing the costume. It's actually kind of funny to watch it now, the idea that Welling was so stubborn that even after ten years he couldn't be arsed to put on the costume.

ahaha oh wow
I mean, there has to be something behind this shit...Welling refusing to wear the suit seems a bit of a masquerade
 

ZeroX03

Banned
Oh man speaking of love interests and red K, remember his teleporting girl friend that was a total psycho in the first episode but was literally the cutest thing ever in the episode were they killed her off?

Remember that hilariously raunchy scene when she gives him the Red Kryptonite and is basically in that hotel room with Clark all like "give me little baby Kents, let's go get married!"


Total babe.
 

Yamauchi

Banned
I'm going to echo what basically everyone is saying, which is that the first few seasons were pretty good. There were plenty of stinkers in those seasons, but the show had enough going for it to keep viewers interested. The tension between Clark and Lana, though overdone, worked.
 
Oh man speaking of love interests and red K, remember his teleporting girl friend that was a total psycho in the first episode but was literally the cutest thing ever in the episode were they killed her off?

Remember that hilariously raunchy scene when she gives him the Red Kryptonite and is basically in that hotel room with Clark all like "give me little baby Kents, let's go get married!"

I thought that was bullshit when they killed her off. Someone with teleporting powers should be like, the least killable person ever.
 

VariantX

Member
Im of an opinion that it shouldn't have gone on anywhere as long as it did. Felt way more like a soap opera than a drama about a fledgling superhero to me as it went on.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom