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[Delio]

Man the 3DS can't get a break. Metroid Prime: Federation Force has a negative following, Fire Emblem Fates has more Waifu stuff that's pushing people away, Nintendo's stance on Triforce Heroes isn't making anyone happy, at this point I'm expecting an article a week from now to say that the NFC reader that's supposed to come out around AC: Happy Home Designer wipes your 3DS' SD card or something.

Here's hoping we at least get Linkle in Hyrule Warriors 3DS

3DS will end it's life with games people hate at the end. RIP

 

[BreezyLimbo]

How Can Link Be A girl If Our Eyes Aren't Real

 

[Wavebossa]

Boobies!

Gyno is a serious problem guys...

 

[Azure J]

Where does your love of samurai fit into this

Takamaru sprites randomly littered around the world of all three a la Luigis/Toads in the 3D World saga. Alternatively a guest star role as an NPC (think Prince Richard in Link's Awakening) bitter that "older bro" got all the fame and a genderswap when he hasn't had work in years.

 

[Alo0oy]

Well, they're not reincarnated in every new game.

Link is kinda unique as far as Protagonists go. It could be like the Legend of Korra where the Spirit of the triforce picks a new host and it just so happens to be a girl?

The next "God of War" can be called Goddess of War set in a different mythology (Egyptian or Norse?). I don't know anything about Halo lore so I can't comment on that.

 

[HabeeNo]

I approve it

 

[liliththepale]

Gyno is a serious problem guys...

Gynecomastia isn't for guys. Link isn't a guy.

 

[Izuna]

GUYS, we don't have a hashtag? How will the rest of the internet know what is going on without a hashtag?

#SorryNintendo

 

[FunkyDealer]

The Last Guardian?

 

[Saint Gregory]

Boobies!

I thought that posting pictures of topless women was against the ToS around here.

 

[Wavebossa]

Gynecomastia isn't for guys. Link isn't a guy.

One of these statements is true...

 

[-Horizon-]

The Last Guardian?

Lmao

 

[Pro from Dover]

Gyno is a serious problem guys...

I have it myself. No joke.

 

[liliththepale]

I read this wrong at first and assumed it was supposed to mock Dark Souls, that's pretty clever

Lol, it could work that way too.

Link is a trans girl. Boom.

Eh, without getting too much into it, HRT sterilizes the host after a short while.

 

[plank]

I have no idea whats going on, but okay.

 

[Sword Of Doom]

I'm fine with making every male character have a female option.



or the opposite



Maybe as an extra post-game unlockable.

Male Bayonetta wearing Dr Martens made me chuckle lol

 

[Funyarinpa]

Well, I always perceived Link as male, but... why the fuck not?

 

[Soul Beat]

I mean, it sound good.

Skirts for all the Links!

 

[QueenOfThorns]

Lol, it could work that way too.


Eh, without getting too much into it, HRT sterilizes the host after a short while.

Magic. And you can get that froze. There are options.

 

[liliththepale]

Magic. And you can get that froze. There are options.

Lol, how long do you think frozen sperm stays potent? And if we can hand wave magic then why even bother explaining anything?

 

[Wavebossa]

Lol, how long do you think frozen sperm stays potent? And if we can hand wave magic then why even bother explaining anything?

If TV has taught me anything, Frozen anything = eternal

 

[balgajo]

Boobies!

C'mon man, the NSFW tag.

As long as they don't mess with Tingle, I'm cool.

This!


Also EvilLore there is a already a place for thread parody urges. Do it again and I will make you a junior.

 

[Izuna]

If TV has taught me anything, Frozen anything = eternal

unscientific, it just slows down whatever decay/reaction that would happen otherwise

you need Sub-Zero to freeze his sperm and he was killed by Scorpian

(on a real note, how cool would it be if people had frozen their sperm from Roman times...)

 

[liliththepale]

If TV has taught me anything, Frozen anything = eternal

Speaking of Frozen, #TeamMaleLink needs to let it go.

 

[xzeldax3]

This thread is bananas

 

[PSYGN]

In b4 lock

 

[QueenOfThorns]

Lol, how long do you think frozen sperm stays potent? And if we can hand wave magic then why even bother explaining anything?

Well, according to our friends at http://www.spermbankdirectory.com/frozen-sperm-efficacy it can last for at least 12 years. More than enough time for Link to complete her adventure and such, surely.

 

[Wavebossa]

unscientific, it just slows down whatever decay/reaction that would happen otherwise

you need Sub-Zero to freeze his sperm and he was killed by Scorpian

(on a real note, how cool would it be if people had frozen their sperm from Roman times...)

Freaking Mortal Kombat spoilers in a Zelda thread, thanks for ruining a franchise for me

On a real note, After watching Gladiator... I don't want Commodus around

 

[bomblord1]

In b4 lock

The owner of the site made the thread which moderator has the balls to lock that?

 

[KimonoNoNo]

Why not both?

Genzoman

 

[Tunavi]

reported OP to mods

 

[Hackworth]

I want (in this order):

- A Queen Zelda game when she just says fuck the rules and runs around giving imperial decrees with her fists. I blame Hyrule Warriors' incarnation for this.

- A Shiek/Impa stealth/character action hybrid.

- A Midna and the Twili RTS. Because why the fuck not. :lol

These sound hype.

Also isn't Zelda U's Link a girl or did I misinterpret the E3 video?

 

[Kriken]

reported OP to mods

Tunavi
banned
(Today, 07:32 PM)

 

[Wavebossa]

reported OP to mods

HexGAF > NeoGAF confirmed

 

[brian!]

i thought his name was zelda

 

[liliththepale]

Well, according to our friends at http://www.spermbankdirectory.com/frozen-sperm-efficacy it can last for at least 12 years. More than enough time for Link to complete her adventure and such, surely.

Huh, that's about twice as long as it was when my partner and I looked into it a couple years ago. Interesting.

 

[Mango The Magician]

Are we gonna call sonic a girl too? How about Mario? And is Zelda now a guy?

 

[bigbaldwolf86]

This is a sneak preview of what Gafgold gets you

 

[NCR Redslayer]

Are we gonna call sonic a girl too? How about Mario? And is Zelda now a guy?

Sonic was always a girl, in the dreamcasts fans' mind.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

yay!

i thought his name was zelda

I like zelda games, hes a cool dude.

 

[Kastrioti]

Boobies!

Looks like nice, solid pecs to me

 

[Robotguy]

Are we gonna call sonic a girl too? How about Mario? And is Zelda now a guy?

Mario's not a girl, just Waluigi.

 

[-Eddman-]

And now, thanks to this thread, I demand a game called "Starfoxy Lady" featuring Jimi Hendrix music.

 

[MuddyDonut]

Link
Maria
Sam
Louis G
Woria
Martha
Nessa

 

[pinkurocket]

Boobies!

 

[Funyarinpa]

unscientific, it just slows down whatever decay/reaction that would happen otherwise

you need Sub-Zero to freeze his sperm and he was killed by Scorpian

(on a real note, how cool would it be if people had frozen their sperm from Roman times...)

Since the Roman sperm would lack many genetically transferred immunities, I suppose the resulting baby would likely have immune system issues and die shortly.

 

[Robotguy]

Looks like nice, solid pecs to me

Girl pecs

 

[liliththepale]

Are we gonna call sonic a girl too? How about Mario? And is Zelda now a guy?

Mario of Mario Bros fame? Unless they Wachowski this, there's no changing that.

Sonic, the dude with a tude to carry the nineties?

Princess Zelda?

Try harder, straw man factory.

 

[openrob]

Hyaaaah

 

[O.v.e.rlord]

Sure, why not? I wouldn't mind playing as a female Link