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Guy adds shortcut to parents phone every time they type "No"

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Walpurgis

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Found this on reddit.
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I didn't even know this was possible.
 

ElTorro

I wanted to dominate the living room. Then I took an ESRAM in the knee.
"Do you want the HELL YES news or the HELL YES news first?"

"Uhm, the HELL YES?"

"You are HIV HELL YES."
 

ElTorro

I wanted to dominate the living room. Then I took an ESRAM in the knee.
GAF needs the same feature.

For instance, "lol" -> "I do declare, I find this statement highly amusing."
 

Red

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I still do this to my parent's phones every chance I get. Change "see you" to "eat six pork chops," change "fun" to "gas," etc. In nearly every situation a few simple changes can improve the conversation.
 

ElTorro

I wanted to dominate the living room. Then I took an ESRAM in the knee.
Change "defense force" to "dildo in my mouth"

"SMH. There seems to be a dildo in my mouth for everything."

"1080p" -> "my dick"
"900p" -> "your dick"

My dick is objectively better than your dick. My dick is 50% larger than your dick. Even my mother can see the difference between your dick and my dick. If a game cannot hit my dick, than I am not buying it. In 2015, your dick should be a thing of the past.
 
I don't get this one. The first is funny I guess, but the rest is just a normal conversation and not funny at all.

It's Clickhole so it's kind of just mocking the audacity of youngsters thinking it's cool to just post their private conversations on the internet like that.

It's fake.
 
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