Time to bring out the bingo board!
The whining is actually warranted here. The Destination Wheel stuff that gets dragged out as a huge complaint in every review is a non-issue and should have just been noted as a weird quirk, the comments about the game being slow clearly show that none of the reviewers were using the roll button or zip lash cancel, and saying that Chibi should have carried whip length and power-ups across levels has nothing to do with anything. It's not trying to be a Metroid game, it's a level-based platformer. I don't see Yoshi and Kirby games getting marked down because there's no ability progression.
It's not a 10/10 or anything, but a lot of these reviews are really trying to make it look like boring trash when it's pretty darn solid, and the fact that people still pop in here to go "welp, looks like this game sucks" despite user impressions shows that they've got some pull.