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[dex3108]

This #job might be a great fit for you: Intellectual Property Enforcement Coordinator - http://bit.ly/207TzZo

https://nintendo.taleo.net/careersection/10000/jobdetail.ftl?job=160000001A&lang=en&src=SNS-10380

Tnx ZhugeEX

 

[molnizzle]

Finally.

 

[Xamtheking]

You don't even need a college degree

 

[Syril]

I mean those dastardly fangames aren't going to shut themselves down.

 

[packy34]

So someone who reports YouTube videos and unofficial mods for money?

 

[purseowner]

Hope the NX Leak Silencer role becomes vacant soon.

 

[JeffGrubb]

That's a nice fan-art blog you have there. Would be a shame if something were to happen to it.

 

[ScientificPizza]

i've always wanted to be a no good snitch

 

[Poetic.Injustice]

You can become a filthy little snitch for money.

 

[120v]

my dream job

 

[cchum]

I'm gonna report the lot of you.

Spoiler

lol just kidding

 

[Opa-Pa]

Now you too can shut down beloved fan projects to help us destroy what little goodwill we have left!

 

[GhostTrick]

Basically, shutdown good fangames and videos ? Got it !
Gotta protect these high quality IPs from these filthy shitty fan games !

 

[alr1ght]

I figured some of their fans did this for free.

 

[Vhalyar]

You can become a filthy little snitch for money.

Snitches get riches.

 

[BitStyle]

i've always wanted to be a no good snitch

lol for real

 

[MilkyJoe]

 

[L Thammy]

Finally, I can have my dream job.

 

[TheSpoiler]

Paid to be a snitch.

 

[Akim]

This has been up for a long time. I applied back on August 31st, but didn't hear anything back lol.

 

[kiguel182]

I don't mind getting paid to snitch.

 

[CambriaRising]

You too can be a scummy corporate narco.

 

[platocplx]

Paid to be a snitch.

eh thats not how snitching works... lol

 

[GuitarAtomik]

That's about as totalitarian a title for a position as you can have. It's extra creepy juxtaposed with Mario's big head.

 

[Anth0ny]

yoooooooo I'd be sick at this job

I know all the underground websites

shut all them rom hacks down

texture hacks

translation patches

fan games

hell, FAN ART.

 

[Toxi]

I figured some of their fans did this for free.

.

 

[L Thammy]

This has been up for a long time. I applied back on August 31st, but didn't hear anything back lol.

So what you're saying is that AM2R is your fault and your fault alone?

 

[Justified]

Sure its enough Nintendo Fans out here who do this very thing already only for the love of Nintendo

 

[Dark Cloud]

Hire me Nintendo. Dark Cloud is about to rain on these fangames parade!

 

[TheSpoiler]

eh thats not how snitching works... lol

Responds to law enforcement and customs authorities’ requests for product identification

Coordinates and tracks take-down notices and compliance checking

Okay.

 

[LordCiego]

We need this job offer but for Sega. We need to get rid of Sonic fanart.

 

[CambriaRising]

I figured some of their fans did this for free.

Dear Nintendo-sama,

I saw someone selling a Mario pot holder on etsy the other day. I think you should stop this immediately as it devalues your brand.

With love,

LinkZeldafanXxX

 

[YianGaruga]

I always wanted to kill the most enthusiastic part of Nintendo's fanbase

 

[JordanN]

Paid to be a snitch.

"Nice game you got there."

"Thanks, we've been working on it for 3 years. We're hoping to release it now. You know, so it doesn't get taken down. But don't tell anyone."

"A-ha! I'm an undercover Nintendo cop. I'm shutting this whole operation down. Next time, don't be so careless."

 

[Boney]

Snitches get stitches

 

[sixteen-bit]

Can't you get folks to do this for free?

 

[Abilidebob]

So I can spend the entire day looking at porn of Nintendo characters, write a few emails AND get paid for it?
Sign me up.

 

[Foldedpencil]

That's a nice fan-art blog you have there. Would be a shame if something were to happen to it.

HA!

 

[LelouchZero]

Wow lol, Nintendo doesn't play around with IPs.

 

[DXB-KNIGHT]

It's your chance Rösti
No one finds stuff like you do

 

[TunaLover]

I've been working for free all this time :c

 

[Pejo]

yoooooooo I'd be sick at this job

I know all the underground websites

shut all them rom hacks down

texture hacks

translation patches

fan games

hell, FAN ART.

Don't stop there, go all the way and just start arresting fans of Nintendo. You just know deep down they're going to do something eventually.

 

[Zelias]

Are the ninjas not working out for them?

 

[-shadow-]

Hell yeah! I want to disappoint people on top of the disappointment Nintendo's been delivering!

Are the ninjas not working out for them?

It's probably their top secret training in order to become one!

 

[DrFunk]

'IP Snitch'

 

[RealityCheque]

Translated: professional snitch.

 

[Indurian]

Is this step 1 of Nintendo ninja training?


Edit: Damn, beaten to the punch.

 

[Tye The Czar]

They can't wait to be the new Konami, can they?

 

[RichiRamjag]

Sorry gaf, I'll be coming for all your fan games and videos. A new reign of terror begins!

 

[Nags]

I can see lots of crazy Nintendo fans on GAF applying for this.