Puck Beaverton
Banned
My dad loved the show. I was too young and told not to watch it anyway. I imagine if I saw it now I would dig it
2. Maybe I overlooked it, but this many pages and no mention of the nudie bar?
"Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar"
"So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner." -Al Bundy
Still my favorite show.
Watching it now, its a wildly uneven show. I still rank it among the greatest of all time though.
No, Mr. Bundy, that's what makes you a loser. You see, you could have made something of your life, I suppose. But you never followed through. That's always been your problem. Like I always told you, "make a promise, keep a promise." And maybe if you did that just once, you'd be a winner."So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner." -Al Bundy
No, Mr. Bundy, that's what makes you a loser. You see, you could have made something of your life, I suppose. But you never followed through. That's always been your problem. Like I always told you, "make a promise, keep a promise." And maybe if you did that just once, you'd be a winner.
If you came in expecting it but didn't expect so early, why did you come in so early if you expected not to see it? You would've been setting yourself up for disappointment.lol I came into this thread for this, but wasn't expecting it so early. Thank you.
Very sad to see so much support for this show.
Fat shaming
Misogyny
Frequent Jokes about suicide
Promoting the dumb blonde stereotype
Women are just objects
Feminist hate
So glad this show is off the air and we will never see garbage like this ever again
Very sad to see so much support for this show.
Fat shaming
Misogyny
Frequent Jokes about suicide
Promoting the dumb blonde stereotype
Women are just objects
Feminist hate
So glad this show is off the air and we will never see garbage like this ever again
Al makes a toothpaste sandwich
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tYifMohjv54
A moment that was made even better by having one of the most classic audience reactions. Someone saying "Don't do it."
TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT - DON'T MAKE FUN OF OUR WEIGHT!!
TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT - DON'T MAKE FUN OF OUR WEIGHT!!
One two three four - you're gonna fall through the floor!
Very sad to see so much support for this show.
Fat shaming
Misogyny
Frequent Jokes about suicide
Promoting the dumb blonde stereotype
Women are just objects
Feminist hate
So glad this show is off the air and we will never see garbage like this ever again
Very sad to see so much support for this show.
Fat shaming
Misogyny
Frequent Jokes about suicide
Promoting the dumb blonde stereotype
Women are just objects
Feminist hate
So glad this show is off the air and we will never see garbage like this ever again
That last season of Roseanne and especially the finale kills a lot of the fun of watching the older eps for me. I remember feeling insulted at the time and I was just a kid lol.
People who say this show wouldn't fly today need to get off the internet lol
Shit was the king
Oh, some of their jokes certainly wouldn't make it on network TV today...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiq-EYObkM
The Internet is worse...much worse.People who say this show wouldn't fly today need to get off the internet lol
Shit was the king
I was too young to have watched this show but saw a few random episodes online and youtube after reading high praise on this thread. I don't get it...why would anyone think this is funny?
So keeping the lowbrow humor aside , is nostalgia an excuse to just ignore body shaming and violent misogyny?
I am glad we live in times when shows like these wouldn't get past pilot screenings. I liked Ed'O Neil as an actor and glad I got to see him play Jay Pritchett first. There is a lot of difference between a fat nasty cartoon kid being mean and a normal looking family guy behave the same way.