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[How About No]

 

[OnPoint]

 

[TheRealTalker]

polar opposites

 

[Rival]

Good luck enforcing it! Stevan Segal does what Steven Segal wants when Stevan Segal wants it.

 

[Breads]

I looked for more Sasso/ Seagal gifs. There were like 4... that is unfortunate. Those bits were great.

 

[Zen Aku]

That's probably good precaution.

 

[Boss Doggie]

Because he's an F-Tier action star who was overtly toxic.

Norris didn't show his dark side until long after his career was over.

Oh? What shit did he do back then?

 

[DrSlek]

I guess you could say Ukraine feels like they're....Under Siege.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Good call. Seagal is a living weapon of mass destruction.

 

[Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!]

Oh? What shit did he do back then?

For starters he got sued by someone about ten years ago for allegedly keeping sex slaves

 

[nachum00]

Obviously the Ukrainian government finally realized all his movies are actually documentaries.

 

[Sojgat]

Well I'm sorry to hear that because now he'll snatch every motherfucker birthday.

 

[TarNaru33]

Maaaaaan, I thought when he did that dodge of the chair, that it was him instead bending over and farting to blow the guy behind him away...

Looks like he hesitated on the jump.

Also disappointed no South Park Steven Seagal here.

 

[How About No]

I looked for more Sasso/ Seagal gifs. There were like 4... that is unfortunate. Those bits were great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTi0A3BF0i4

RIP David Carradine

Edit the Letterbox 2000 skit is still too ahead of its time

 

[Ridley327]

Maybe it's just me being a foreigner and not being up to USA's local pop culture, but how come Seagal never made it to meme status like the other action stars? I mean sure there's a joke here and there but he's no Chuck Norris or Mr. T in terms of memes.

He's been ruthlessly mocked to death by now, even before it became public knowledge that he's an enormous asshole.

 

[notaskwid]

Steven Seagal gets chased out of Ukraine

 

[foxuzamaki]

My mom is a huge Steven segal fan, this will probably only add to his cred in her eyes

 

[Boss Doggie]

For starters he got sued by someone about ten years ago for allegedly keeping sex slaves

holy shit

He's been ruthlessly mocked to death by now, even before it became public knowledge that he's an enormous asshole.

yeah most of the internet stuff about him are about him being a shithole, but just surprised at the lack of appearance in the internet as a whole

 

[Ridley327]

yeah most of the internet stuff about him are about him being a shithole, but just surprised at the lack of appearance in the internet as a whole

Even the internet has a tolerance level for shitty Steven Seagal films, and that line was crossed long, long ago.

 

[fluffydelusions]

Anyone ever watched that cop show that he's in? Apparently he is some kind of honorary deputy in Louisiana

 

[halfbeast]

The way the woman moves without seeing her feet looks like a dark souls boss

whilst Stevan appears to be playing dance dance revolution.

nah, it's clearly para para paradise.

 

[Username1198]

Good call. Seagal is a living "weapon"of mass

Fixed breh

 

[Barkley's Justice]

lol i have never seen this one

 

[paragonpro]

 

[fluffydelusions]

I wonder if seeing that wows people irl and makes them want to sign up for classes. Looks fake af.

 

[830920]

Anyone ever watched that cop show that he's in? Apparently he is some kind of honorary deputy in Louisiana

I watched the first season. It's absolutely amazing in all the wrong ways.

 

[Bustanen]

Hey Putin, wanna win eurovision next year? Send this guy.

 

[FireBeaver]

EDIT: Oh shoot wrong thread.

 

[depths20XX]

How did he become an action "star" anyways? Doesn't even look built here. Just some Joe Average.

 

[Obliterator]

The man who taught Anderson Silva everything he knows about fighting

 

[Rentahamster]

 

[Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!]

How did he become an action "star" anyways? Doesn't even look built here. Just some Joe Average.

He was a martial arts teacher in hollywood for some famous celebrities and weaseled his way in from there

 

[Dali]

Is she on a segue? She hoverboarding or something isn't she?

 

[CREMSteve]

This is amazing.

Spoiler

I love Segal movies.

 

[TheRealTalker]

Is she on a segue? She hoverboarding or something isn't she?

It is a common dance learnt by Chechens, Circassians, Tartars and Lezgin people.

 

[TsunamiOfSwagger]

Either I've got the giggles this morning or this thread is gold.

Here's a random gif of The Master of Akido eating a carrot.

 

[GunBR]

How did he become an action "star" anyways? Doesn't even look built here. Just some Joe Average.

I love the fake

Spoiler

(?)

story that Seagal only became a """star""" because Michael Ovitz (his former agent) made a bet with other guy that he could make anyone become a star

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Of course he's banned, look at how he treats old ladies

 

[LordOfLore]

Just saw it. Wow.

 

[Bruce Springsteen]

hahahahaha

this was still an 80's action classic

 

[Triggerhappytel]

Damn it Fat4all

Is there a full video of this? It's fucking hilarious!

 

[akira28]

The ukranian border is 57390 km in circumference. how are they going to keep him out?

 

[Darg]

Aww man i hate running

Imma running

 

[Simon Belmont]

How did he become an action "star" anyways? Doesn't even look built here. Just some Joe Average.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbioIx12k7s

This video actually does a great job explaining how Segal happened.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

The ukranian border is 57390 km in circumference. how are they going to keep him out?

All they have to do is invite JCVD. Then you can be sure Seagal won't show.

 

[liquidtmd]

Obligatory posting of Stephen Tobolowsky's hilarious story about working with Seagal.

Holy fucking shit that's hilarious

Thanks, never seen that

 

[ghostjoke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbioIx12k7s

This video actually does a great job explaining how Segal happened.

That was genuinely interesting.

 

[Budi]

Oh man these gifs, haven't seen most of them before. I was a big "fan" of Seagal growing up. By that I mean that I watched a ton of his movies, but always just for the comedy. Intentional and especially unintentional. At some point his movies got really dull though. I think Exit Wounds was last I enjoyed and haven't bothered with his movies much since then. Any recommendations from movies released after that?

 

[Kinyou]

I just have to wonder if Seagal actually knows that this guy took a dive.

 

[ISOM]

I mean, I can't hate. He's out there having a fucking blast without a care in the world. Most anyone would look ridiculous dancing next to her, so he just says fuck it I'll have fun with zero fucks given. No shame there, really.

Nah he just looks like a crazy person.