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The peanut butter sandwich hack nobody asked for

This vaguely reminds me of this old video.

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Things like this have been around since forever. You're just exposed to it now because of the internet.

Stay-at-home parents get bored easily and frequently look for "creative" ways of doing ordinary things.

I know there has always been shortcuts, time savers, or "hacks" as we cringingly call them these days. However, this is so beyond jumping the shark ridiculous. It is literally adding hours to a 5 second just in time task.

What in the literal fuck?
 

jstripes

Banned
I know there has always been shortcuts, time savers, or "hacks" as we cringingly call them these days. However, this is so beyond jumping the shark ridiculous. It is literally adding hours to a 5 second just in time task.

What in the literal fuck?

That's the exact point I was making, though. Bored stay-at-home parents.
 

Rival

Gold Member
If I’m ever in a situation where I’m rolling out peanut butter onto wax paper to make better looking peanut butter sandwiches for a bunch of kids please do me a favor and put me out of my misery.
 
Want to know an actual peanut butter based sandwich you've been missing out on? Combine the following like a normal person, and you get weird magic:

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Toasted
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Thank me later.
 

eXistor

Member
This has to be satire. This takes way more effort and even wastes more resources than just, I dunno, spreading the fucking peanut butter like a regular-ass human.
 

AndyD

aka andydumi
Edit: I also wouldn't be surprised if this spectacularly fails with natural peanut butter due to separation and inconsistent freezing.[/QUOTE]

That's the only time I see peanut butter being hard to spread. When all natural one at the bottom of the jar has gotten hard in the fridge.
 

Afrikan

Member
speaking of Peanut Butter.. I just discovered how great a quick low carb snack getting a spoon of Peanut Butter and spraying some ReddiWip on top is...

that's helped me alot at night before bed... shit tastes good, but also tells you stomach to STFU!

yall have to understand, this is coming from a guy who was literally addicted to Sugar 3-4 months back. Baby Steps.
 
Omg the fucking BASEBALL-SIZED glob of mint leaves sloshing between the two glasses. 😂

Also when she said about careful not to break the glass when “muddling”, she definitely broke a glass in the previous take...

I like that she's using sugar cubes only to immediately mash the shit out of them.

I mean, has anyone told her you can get sugar pre-powdered?
 

Oxn

Member
I got a better hack. Why not just pour whole peanuts over the bread. Dont even need to spread it.
 

pa22word

Member
Want to know an actual peanut butter based sandwich you've been missing out on? Combine the following like a normal person, and you get weird magic:

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Toasted
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Thank me later.


/yes/

toasted Pb+pickles is a delicacy more people need to get about to trying

Always my go to for a quick snack
 

Atlantis

Member
I actually love this hack, don't hate unless you've tried it!

My favorite thing about this hack is how quick it is! Only takes a few hours in the freezer, unlike other amazing recipes like Doritos Consomme.
 
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