Bloodporne
Member
Having clicked on this at all just made me reevaluate my life.
PS: I hate peanut butter
PS: I hate peanut butter
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The peanut butter sandwich hack nobody asked for
- Thread starter ElectricBlanketFire
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Check the font bro...For a video featuring sriracha and curry powder being put on a PB+J sandwich, this was still the most perplexing thing to me:
What was this even doing here?
KraftyKrankins
Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
RowdyReverb
Member
I dont want to sound gate-keepy, but wait til you have kids. If you can pre-prep something like this during nap time, you can later quickly whip out a couple PBJs when your kids are screaming for food randomly. Goes right up there with squirtable jelly
I have kids (only one that's pbj age), but it takes me like 30-40 seconds to make 3 pbj sandwiches from start to finish. I really can't see how this would help in any way.
Waiting for peanut butter to thaw is much quicker than just spreading it on bread...
You would've had to deal with kids complaining about the weird, cold, peanut butter slabs on their sandwiches.
just wait until you have octuplets who only eat peanut butter sangwiches and they have a dietary need to eat them every hour so you need to become a human peanut butter sandwich factory
then you wont be laughing at this life hack so much will you
franknbeans
Member
Bread rips?
Easier to prepare then just spread the damn thing on?
Lady is this you?
This is exactly what popped in my head. She is an "as seen on TV" mom. She must buy some weak ass bread to rip it while spreading peanut butter
RowdyReverb
Member
She waits for it to thaw? I didnt get that far into the video. Ok yeah, that doesnt make sense
Johnny Cage In The Shower
Member
Took three pages until this post! C'mon GAF!
Why does she look like she's about to burst into tears throughout the video?
She was getting waaay too emotional/anxiety over this. Maybe her ex husband that cheated on and dumped her taught this trick to her?
https://youtu.be/FqhsBh3Hc-0 I prefer watching this guy do it
Apple Turnover
Banned
To be fair, I'd want to cry too if I had to make a video centered on massively overcomplicating a simple task.
ImaLemming
Member
Please tell me I'm not the only person who saw a dong when she put in the orange wedge and the two cherries.
adamsappel
Member
The only way this has any merit is if it were to be used for school lunches, meaning you could put the sandwich in a bag and it wouldn't need a cold pack and would be thawed by lunchtime. Of course, neither bread nor peanut butter need to be refrigerated.
Unless you're refrigerating your peanut butter (in which case you're a goddamned animal and should be ashamed of yourself) you should have no problem spreading room temperature peanut butter on any type of bread.
Also, her peanut butter slices are thick as hell. Way too much peanut butter for one sandwich.
Also, her peanut butter slices are thick as hell. Way too much peanut butter for one sandwich.
Also cut it a bit too big and it melted around the bread.
Imperfected
Member
You can fix these problems by doing some simple calculus to determine the surface area expansion of the peanut butter as it thaws and flattens as a function of time.
Do you want to make an easy PB&J or not, damnit?
Zombie James
Banned
Love me some Rachael Ray!
What the fuck is this? Steamed moth cocoons?
Zantetsuken
Member
Love me some Rachael Ray!
Aww, they're almost ready to hatch!
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
In some countries, it's illegal to slice bread thicker than half a centimeter. Punishable by death.
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
Love me some Rachael Ray!
Am I looking at pickled...pickles?
Zombie James
Banned
"Take your pan off the heat and let it steep for 30 minutes, like you're making a Dorito tea."
Well, what do you think pickles are made from? Cucumbers or something?
adamsappel
Member
I think they are fingerling potatoes.
Imperfected
Member
As part of his training regimen to master One for All, Midoriya had to put peanut butter on one thousand slices of bread without rendering them completely asunder.
Kurt Angle
Member
id rather not eat a sandwich if it bothers me to make one
Auron_Kale
Member
I always put it in the fridge after stirring funny enough, but sometimes if it's left out on the counter and has liquefied a bit, I'll just pour it out onto my bread rather than use either a knife or spoon.
She is eating some burnt ass bacon. 4-6 minutes? No
OrangeAtlas
Member
I honestly wouldn't mind having some peanut butter slices like cheese that I keep hanging around if I just want to slap it onto some bread before heading out for the day.
But I also don't attack my bread like I'm out for blood like this lady apparently does so ionno.
But I also don't attack my bread like I'm out for blood like this lady apparently does so ionno.
Zoe
Member
No, she doesn't. Peanut butter naturally warms up quickly.
Escape Goat
Member
You know that one totally simple thing? Heres another more complex thing to accomplish the same task.
Bloodporne
Member
I don't care if someone else posted this already, I always think of this when I read Food Network.
Gold!
peteykirch
Member
For a video featuring sriracha and curry powder being put on a PB+J sandwich, this was still the most perplexing thing to me:
What was this even doing here?
People like to dunk brownies in milk, like cookies.
Most brownies are cut into squares which makes dunking them difficult.
So cutting brownies into triangles allows easy dipping.
Lord of Castamere
Member
Don't forget to take that sandwich and dip it into Chili.
The Hermit
Member
Dp
The Hermit
Member
This is poetry
So many details:
the wooden spoon, the way she smashes everything to pulp, trying to put bitter and giving up after a while, filling the glass with ice and then with half a bottle of liquor, spiling half of everything while mixing with two glasses.
It's perfect
Damn, this is a pretty innovative recipe. Who would have thought of late night bacon instead or evening bacon, or god forbid, morning bacon?
Yes, I agree. This 'HACK' is something a stay at home parent who has too much time on their hands but swears "OMG IM SO BUSY ALL DAY" (even though their kids are old enough dress themselves and don't get home from school until almost 4pm) would come up with.
"OMG I HAVE SO MANY ERRANDS TO RUN...OMG"...I hate these people at the bus stop. I do more before and after I go to work than they do all day...these are the "OMG I MADE FROZEN SLABS OF PB AND NOW I TOTALLY HAVE TIME TO GO TO THE GYM" people...I lift at 9pm after I spend all night with my kids...get bent.
Sorry, I feel better now.
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