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[iconmaster]

how much she can bank before the thirsty boys realize they are just marks being worked by a pro?

I'm gonna guess... well how much money can one make over the course of "forever"?

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Attention Seeking. This is staged.

You don't usually have mugshots and get to keep them for yourself to post online.

In fact, she would have to do community service for a month if she really defaced a car to pay for the damages.

 

[GymWolf]

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Private Snapchat invites, pictures sent out, letters and gifts sent out.

Pathetic shit for ronery people.

Oh, i was thinking something more kinky or heavy...

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

If Julia Roberts had one giant tooth in the top gums,, She would look norma.

 

[GymWolf]

<---------out of all the white women out there you have this smh

Yeah this forum has a strange fetish with this chick

 

[triplestation]

my God do i wanna smash that

 

[desertdroog]

She adds to the pantheon of rare Pepe honklers. Such a dank timeline, you know?

 

[Whitesnake]

Probably fake, but still based

 

[Tesseract]

Attention Seeking. This is staged.

You don't usually have mugshots and get to keep them for yourself to post online.

In fact, she would have to do community service for a month if she really defaced a car to pay for the damages.

depends on the state, in florida all records go public immediately (including mugs)

 

[Ellis]

I believe she's British and in the UK.

Ask for a copy of your mugshot when you get arrested and you'll be laughed at and told to grow up.

It's all staged. She's just adding to the ways of draining the balls and wallets of creepy old dudes. More power to her.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

She's so fucking HOT, look at that ridiculously gorgeous mugshot

 

[cryptoadam]

She is flying to close to the sun now.

She had a good hustle going on but its seemingly going to blow up in her face.

At least that means we aren't to far off from the porn.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

She is flying to close to the sun now.

She had a good hustle going on but its seemingly going to blow up in her face.

At least that means we aren't to far off from the porn.

The day she does porn is the day I fap again.

#NoFap

 

[JimiNutz]

Oh Belle, ju

I believe she's British and in the UK.

Ask for a copy of your mugshot when you get arrested and you'll be laughed at and told to grow up.

It's all staged. She's just adding to the ways of draining the balls and wallets of creepy old dudes. More power to her.

Yep.
Unless things have changed in the past 10 years, UK cops do not give you your mugshot. I asked as well.

 

[DESTROYA]

The day she does porn is the day I fap again.

#NoFap

You’ll break your promise in less than 24 hours, probably less.

 

[cryptoadam]

The day she does porn is the day I fap again.

#NoFap

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

The day she does porn is the day I fap again.

#NoFap

You wild lmao

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

Has the value of her bath water increased with these new developments?

 

[DeepEnigma]

depends on the state, in florida all records go public immediately (including mugs)

Yep, that is why there is so many "Florida man" news stories. Every other state withholds or never even releases half their crazy shit. Florida lets it all hang out.

 

[ROMhack]

These threads just make me feel old. Thanks Belle.

 

[Caffeine]

lol she pepe'd the car

 

[buizel]

GAMER GIRLS RISE UP

 

[Joelenheimer]

What does "stg" mean? I can' t keep up with all these acronyms kids use now.

"Swear to God", I actually used this a lot as a child in the early 90's as my family is super fucking religious and would bitch slap all the children/grand children for using the lords name in vain. STG, prevented us from face injury, lol.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Something tells me this is a fabricated stunt to avoid questions on why she ghosted and wasn’t fulfilling her patreon obligations. Probably decided to do this after H3H3 clickbaited on their last podcast title that she got arrested.

There is so much wrong with this post I don't know where to start. abesimpsonsiwasoncewithitthentheychangedwhatitwas.gif

You have to respect her hustle. She is hot and gets thirsty guys to buy her bath water. Marketing genius.

Absolutely, I wasn't complaining about her being slow, it gives me an advantage. By the time she has figured out the answer is "chloroform" to the question of "what does this rag smell like to you?", i'll be inside of her.

She's brilliant. She's skirting the line perfectly between hustling and straight-up trolling. I'm sorry, but you just got to laugh at the pornhub and bathwater stunts.

The obvious question is how long can she keep the gimmick fresh and how much she can bank before the thirsty boys realize they are just marks being worked by a pro?

If she's as clever and business savvy as she seems, she will either disappear or go straight, as in, no more nudes and ludes. no more weird shit and start a youtube channel discussing baking or something. Wait until demand for ludes is at a peak high, then go back to being a twitter thot, rinse and repeat.


Or the better option would be to use that money to settle down with me. Either/Either

 

[Slings and Arrows]

A question:

If this is staged, is she really driving around in a Renault clio from the early 2000s?

 

[KOMANI]

At least it was on the passenger side.

 

[brap]

Just lock her up forever. Thanks.

 

[Dural]

depends on the state, in florida all records go public immediately (including mugs)

Yep, you can go to Mugshots Online and look at them by state and county.

 

[eddie4]

people are so gullible. I'm sure she'll ask to be "bailed" out and y'all will just foam at the mouth and send her money because she calls you daddy.

 

[Ellis]

At least it was on the passenger side.

 

[TheSadRanger]

She's so fucking HOT, look at that ridiculously gorgeous mugshot

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not into her whole "instagram" look. But that mugshot is pretty fucking hot.

 

[cryptoadam]

Shes not bad but she would be a 10/10 if she was Asian with big boobs.

 

[brap]

Shes not bad but she would be a 10/10 if she was Asian with big boobs.

 

[Tesseract]

my favorite posts in these threads always come from brap

 

[KOMANI]

 

[cryptoadam]

I don't need a starter pack I need an advanced Level 50 pack LOL.

 

[Ellis]

The fucking autism jeans kill me every time

 

[Uhtred]

I see, now I will take two vials of bathwater to go please.

 

[DESTROYA]

Maybe she’s just adjusting her branding into more of a “badgirl”image.
Looking forward to the cop uniform she will be showing us soon.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Dunno why but she just has such a punchable face. Like I don’t know why. I mean my fists just kinda take on a life of their own and want to, just at least once

Punchable? Naw. I could blast one all over her face though.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Gross x2

 

[Wunray]

This chick is at his best when she is without exagerate makeup or stupid wigs.

Sell me your piss my queen

 

[Berserking Guts]

I'm an old man now.

 

[Facism]

It's not, some fucker stole her hamster.

As a big hamster afficianado (I love hamsters so much theyre so friendly) this is fair do's. I'd beat up a motherfucker if they stole my hamster!!

Why would people think this is staged? I guess its the internets perogative to

every fucking thing.

Christ, someone stealing a hamster for the goofs is not out the realms of possibility, ive known people to steal others's pets out of spite or whatever.

Do you love hamsters enough to let them up your butt tho

 

[KillCleanEat]

So she 69'ed herself? I'll never understand criminals who admit shit to brag.

 

[MetalAlien]

So she 69'ed herself?

If women could do that it would have been in porn already. All of my research suggest it's impossible.

 

[CyberPanda]

If women could do that it would have been in porn already. All of my research suggest it's impossible.

There is a video out there of such an act. You’re just looking at the wrong places.

 

[MetalAlien]

There is a video out there of such an act. You’re just looking at the wrong places.

i've seen some that are fake.

 

[GymWolf]

Yeah my english is not at his best in that post

 

[Pallas]