brap
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Slings and Arrows
I thought your joke was funny FWIW
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Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Slings and Arrows
Banned
Being offended by a rape joke makes me bigoted and racist?
What?
Yes it does. This is a standard joke used in Britain by both sexes. "Does this rag smell like chloroform" and "does this drink taste rohipnol" are standard things people say.
This is my culture and this is how we all operate. This is tame compared to most British banter.
Tell me again though my country, countrymen and culture offend you, as the bigoted racist that you are.
Your disgusting display is akin to how africans are mistreated in various parts of the world because people don't understand their culture.
Frankly, you should be ashamed. The fifties are over, racist.
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Where did I "push my opinion like its gospel"? All I said was "what the fuck?" in my first post and then I literally said "in my opinion" in my second post. My post was two sentences long. That is hardly me "pushing my opinion like its gospel".
Also you commenting about "people you clearly know nothing about" is pretty rich considering you just accused me of being a bigoted racist based on nothing more than me saying that in my opinion rape jokes are offensive. Which is like one of the most inoffensive opinions I can think of and yet it makes me a racist? Yeah okay. Whatever you say lol
I honest to god cannot tell if this is a parody or not anymore. Good lord lol
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AfricanKing
Member
I've not once heard this joke said in any public setting in the UK. Could you let me know where it originated from?
-Arcadia-
Banned
I think it’s essential to the atmosphere of Gaf, that people not feel muzzled.
I posted a few days ago, that Gaf in its more jovial threads, is like a bar. Lots of off-color stuff, but everyone is having fun, a good time, and nothing is meant with malice.
We don’t need the two biggest laughingstocks of the politics forum descending down and telling everyone how to behave. It’s in hand. Fuck off back to where you came from.
I posted a few days ago, that Gaf in its more jovial threads, is like a bar. Lots of off-color stuff, but everyone is having fun, a good time, and nothing is meant with malice.
We don’t need the two biggest laughingstocks of the politics forum descending down and telling everyone how to behave. It’s in hand. Fuck off back to where you came from.
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Now you are just straight making shit up. Where did I say how someone should behave? I came in and said what the fuck at what I consider to be an offensive joke and then said that rape in my opinion is not funny. Then I was called a bigoted racist.
Point out where I told someone how to behave in all of that. Please. I'll wait.
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
Why would you want to shag with a british woman ever mate
Slings and Arrows
Banned
Well, seems as you're a British citizen and you know more than me who has lived and worked all with across the UK for 30 years. Scotland, NI, wales and North and South of England. I've heard all of them say it.
In Scotland they use the term "smash" which means "I would smash her over the head with a hammer and..."
This is my culture, British culture.
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Slings and Arrows
Banned
That's what the chloroform is for. We use it on us, not them!
Shagging a British lass soba is part of your initiation of becoming a true Brit. Bonus points if she's a scottish lowlander
-Arcadia-
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Slings and Arrows
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brap
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
Stiflers Mom
Banned
This, so much..
I am so tired of all those places where you can't do a bit of offensive humor anymore, because some special snowflake might get triggered..
GamingKaiju
Member
Would still smash with her hamster watching in horror.
SatansReverence
Hipster Princess
Plot twist, it's Butch/Bitch
Ah, the old "I've never experienced thing, therefore thing doesn't exist" argument.
What's most intriguing to me is that Belle Delphine doesn't seem like she would be much of a topic of interest for
Nobody_Important
or
AfricanKing
.However someone makes a dodgy joke in the thread and
Nobody_Important
is all over that like a chloroform rag wielding nerd at a Belle Delphine convention.
Nobody_Important
lights the beacons of Gondor and 35 minutes later his other half,
AfricanKing
, rides to the rescue. It's wonderful to see.Shame on you S Slings and Arrows ! Don't you know that jokes are supposed to be funny!?
AfricanKing
Member
Did I say it does not exist? I'd like you to post where I said that.
Or did i ask for its origin instead since it's been said to be a very prominent joke in the UK.
Dont twist my words.
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Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Ah, the old "I've never experienced thing, therefore thing doesn't exist" argument.
What's most intriguing to me is that Belle Delphine doesn't seem like she would be much of a topic of interest for
However someone makes a dodgy joke in the thread and
Shame on you S Slings and Arrows ! Don't you know that jokes are supposed to be funny!?
You need a hobby. Because you clearly have an unhealthy amount of time on your hands to worry about what
AfricanKing
and myself are doing. Might I suggest painting? Or woodcarving? Maybe fishing? I hear thats quite peaceful this time of year.
Oh piss off. I was just having a laugh.
"Did I say it does not-" It doesn't matter what you said!
I was just laughing at you riding in to rescue NI.
I'm pretty sure a joke like that is prominent all over the place, not just the UK.
Seems like a Family Guy (or even Frankie Boyle or Jimmy Carr if we are talking about the UK) type joke.
You need a hobby. Because you clearly have an unhealthy amount of time on your hands to worry about what
Might I suggest painting? Or woodcarving? Maybe fishing? I hear thats quite peaceful this time of year.
I was thinking I might take up Virtue Signalling, actually.
You have any good advice?
Facism
Member
You wouldn't?
would get her liver looked at first wew that jaundice
JimiNutz
Banned
We don't get much sun here.
Something that's easily remedied by a strong dose of Vitamin D...ick
Tesseract
Banned
best post is best
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
That's what the chloroform is for. We use it on us, not them!
Shagging a British lass soba is part of your initiation of becoming a true Brit. Bonus points if she's a scottish lowlander
Okay, this one cracked me up a little.
Facism
Member
Don't get much in the Midlands, either. Disgusting. Mainland europe gets these massive heatwaves to kill off their old people, we get 2 weeks of maybe sunshine with rain.
Cybrwzrd
Banned
Most jokes about rape are funny. Its called gallows humor.
The sicker and more depraved a joke is, the funnier it tends to be. Do you know the aristocrats?
Cybrwzrd
Banned
That's what the chloroform is for. We use it on us, not them!
Shagging a British lass soba is part of your initiation of becoming a true Brit. Bonus points if she's a scottish lowlander
And part of the initiation of becoming a true Scotsman is shagging a Shetland.
Ellis
Member
Being offended by a rape joke makes me bigoted and racist?
What?
No, but that doesn't mean others have to be offended with you.
Why do you always feel the need to shit in everyone else's cereal, just because you shit in your own ? - Don't be the party pooper guy
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
No, but that doesn't mean others have to be offended with you.
Why do you always feel the need to shit in everyone else's cereal, just because you shit in your own ? - Don't be the party pooper guy
Moral grandstanding gives virtue signalers their shallow purpose?
Sad really. It is the new, put others down to lift yourself up, behind the veil of false altruism.
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Prison Mike
Banned
We got 3 days of sunshine in Shropshire haha fucking wank
Facism
Member
At least you have Telford and it's 15,000 traffic islands, which everyone I've ever met from Telford loves to boast about.
TheContact
Member
he's trolling you. this isn't a thing British people say.
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
You Brits get ANY sunlight? Unacceptable.
CyberPanda
Banned
Reeeeeee
Prison Mike
Banned
I know I lived in Greece for a few years when I moved back was a right shock to the system
Prison Mike
Banned
Hahaha fuck me I'd never boast about that place
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
I bet you tanned like a motherfucker then
Prison Mike
Banned
I did but the English weather soon washed that outta me
Starlight Lotice
Member
We're all pretty pasty, but the Welsh get a lot of outdoor air and shit from the Sheeps that they fuck.
bryo4321
Member
The strange irony here with Britain’s history in Africa is absolutely hilarious.
SurprisedPikachu
Member
She's cute when she's drowning in all that makeup, but what does she look like without it? Plus - probably staged. She's grasping for straws now that she's been tossed aside like a used rag by the Pewdiepie community.. and after she lost her patreon..
brap
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citation needed
