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Do you miss Cunth?

Do you miss Cunth?

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iconmaster

iconmaster

Banned
Xaero Testosterone said:
We take NeoGAF from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. NeoGAF is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Off Topic Discussion, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The Mods will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great forum... it will endure. NeoGaf will survive!
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I don't understand how anyone doesn't love that movie.

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SLoWMoTIoN

Unconfirmed Member
Contica said:
Sorry, do I know you?
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Based. Get an avatar.

Xaero Testosterone said:
[addressing your average GAFFER viewing this thread]

Behind you is a symbol of oppression. Off Topic Discussion, where a thousand men have languished under the name of this man,

[holds up a picture of MiyazakiHatesKojima MiyazakiHatesKojima ]

MHK, who has been held up to you as the shining example of shitposting!

You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this CORRUPT FORUM! Let me tell you the truth about MiyazakiHatesKojima MiyazakiHatesKojima from the words of NeoGAF's owner, @EviLore.

[holds up Evilore's speech papers and begins to read]

"@Cunth didn't murder MiyazakiHatesKojima MiyazakiHatesKojima , he saved my brap brap then took the blame for MHK's appalling crimes so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol. I praised the mad man who tried to murder my own love child but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of NeoGAF with the truth and it is time for me to resign and hand it over to Virex Virex "

[calls to GAFFERS]

And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the CORRUPT?

[GAFFERS roar with approval]

We take NeoGAF from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. NeoGAF is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Off Topic Discussion, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The Mods will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great forum... it will endure. NeoGaf will survive!
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thequestion

thequestion

Member
There was a time Gaf was a wasteland, with only a handful of brave souls, left to keep hope alive, and that hope was fleeting. There was a light, in this darkest of hours, and that light was called Cunth. Cunth was the best of us, and he kept the flame of gaf alive.

Some time has passed, and a new generation of gaffers have flooded to these enlightened shores, to continue the neogaf dream. Cunth saw change in the tide; saw that Neogaf was on the precipice of greatness, again, and so, Cunth tipped his hat, and bid us ado - his work was finally done. He has gone on to new forums, to sow his seeds of love and light, and to give his special brand of hope to those that need it most.

Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
 
haxan7

haxan7

Volunteered as Tribute
MiyazakiHatesKojima said:
HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT!
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He literally tricked us all, but it was for the good of mankind. We may never truly understand his presence here, or what that meant for all human beings and our greater place in the universal congregation of all life. We can only try our best, with our limited minds, to piece together the legacy that he left us. If we are successful, his truth will serve as a beacon of hope that lights the way for our most sacred and lofty aspirations, while at the same time keeping his very essence alive inside of us by speaking to that which makes us human.
 
MiyazakiHatesKojima

MiyazakiHatesKojima

Banned
thequestion said:
There was a time Gaf was a wasteland, with only a handful of brave souls, left to keep hope alive, and that hope was fleeting. There was a light, in this darkest of hours, and that light was called Cunth. Cunth was the best of us, and he kept the flame of gaf alive.

Some time has passed, and a new generation of gaffers have flooded to these enlightened shores, to continue the neogaf dream. Cunth saw change in the tide; saw that Neogaf was on the precipice of greatness, again, and so, Cunth tipped his hat, and bid us ado - his work was finally done. He has gone on to new forums, to sow his seeds of love and light, and to give his special brand of hope to those that need it most.

Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
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