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Wrasslin' Thread 20XX |OT| New Age WrestleGAF

Xaero Gravity

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Is Tessa the daughter of Chyna and X-Pac? Also Impact seems like one of the last promotions to do that. I thought they always had half naked women acting all sexy and shit.
Tully Blanchard's daughter and Magnum T.A's step daughter. She's great in the ring, but I've never been a fan of intergender matches and never will be.

Hell just last night she was competing in an X Division ladder match as the only female in the match, and they booked her to almost win. It's ridiculous in my opinion.
 

brap

Banned
Tully Blanchard's daughter and Magnum T.A's step daughter. She's great in the ring, but I've never been a fan of intergender matches and never will be.

Hell just last night she was competing in an X Division ladder match as the only female in the match, and they booked her to almost win. It's ridiculous in my opinion.
I was just joking about that lmao. I know who she is. Intergender matches are fucking retarded and unrealistic so I expect some from AEW in the future. ReeeeeeehOooOOOOooo vs Young Cucks when???
 

Xaero Gravity

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I was just joking about that lmao. I know who she is. Intergender matches are fucking retarded and unrealistic so I expect some from AEW in the future. ReeeeeeehOooOOOOooo vs Young Cucks when???
Oh sorry, I don't have much of a sense of humor.
 

NickFire

Member
Tully Blanchard's daughter and Magnum T.A's step daughter. She's great in the ring, but I've never been a fan of intergender matches and never will be.

Hell just last night she was competing in an X Division ladder match as the only female in the match, and they booked her to almost win. It's ridiculous in my opinion.
Wow. I went from having no interest in Impact, to somehow having even less. I have mad respect for the modern female wrestlers, but intergender matches are not showing them respect. Its treating the audience as dumb in many cases, and sending a message I will not and will never condone. Men are not supposed to lay hands on women is how I was raised, and will raise my children.
 

Hinedorf

Banned
holy shit a place i can sink my white trash teeth into for wrestling talk, been a life long fan who got back into wwe a year ago, now I'm on the AEW hype train

My far away favorite on WWE has been Elias. I love the old school get the crowed eating out of the palm of your hand then completely shit on their entire city routine.

I think I hate more on WWE than I like, but still find myself compelled to watch it. I do however drink heavily and I'm not sure if I use WWE as the excuse to drink or drinking as the excuse to watch WWE.

So far for AEW Maxwell Jacob Friedman I've found the most interesting

More shitposting to come!
 

Dthomp

Member
holy shit a place i can sink my white trash teeth into for wrestling talk, been a life long fan who got back into wwe a year ago, now I'm on the AEW hype train

My far away favorite on WWE has been Elias. I love the old school get the crowed eating out of the palm of your hand then completely shit on their entire city routine.

I think I hate more on WWE than I like, but still find myself compelled to watch it. I do however drink heavily and I'm not sure if I use WWE as the excuse to drink or drinking as the excuse to watch WWE.

So far for AEW Maxwell Jacob Friedman I've found the most interesting

More shitposting to come!

Welcome man, AEW train is always welcoming new riders.

Elias WAS great, then Vince got bored with him. He has improved a ton, although I miss him being the Drifter. Maybe when he comes back he can get some traction again, but he'll just end up teaming with Corbin so eh.

I did something I never thought I'd have to do. I removed Raw and Smackdown from my DVR. Haven't watched either much lately but the last few weeks are it for me. This company isn't changing til Vince bites the big one. Storylines are crap, wrong wrestlers pushed, and 50/50 booking kills everybody else.

Gotta hope AEW learns that Kenny is not enhancement talent and should have launched their show with the rocket strapped right up his asshole and rode 6 star matches to the promised land.
 

Hinedorf

Banned
Welcome man, AEW train is always welcoming new riders.

Elias WAS great, then Vince got bored with him. He has improved a ton, although I miss him being the Drifter. Maybe when he comes back he can get some traction again, but he'll just end up teaming with Corbin so eh.

I did something I never thought I'd have to do. I removed Raw and Smackdown from my DVR. Haven't watched either much lately but the last few weeks are it for me. This company isn't changing til Vince bites the big one. Storylines are crap, wrong wrestlers pushed, and 50/50 booking kills everybody else.

Gotta hope AEW learns that Kenny is not enhancement talent and should have launched their show with the rocket strapped right up his asshole and rode 6 star matches to the promised land.

It's weird with the push to Friday for Smackdown I thought they'd be looking to improve it but so far it's been probably worse than before they moved it over. Raw seems to be more prominently about the women which isn't a bad thing as some of them are better or as good as the men as far as making an entertaining match.

Each Wednesday of AEW has featured at least one match that ends in an interesting/unexpected way. I wish they'd push it to 3 hours because they have enough talent.
 

NickFire

Member
holy shit a place i can sink my white trash teeth into for wrestling talk, been a life long fan who got back into wwe a year ago, now I'm on the AEW hype train

My far away favorite on WWE has been Elias. I love the old school get the crowed eating out of the palm of your hand then completely shit on their entire city routine.

I think I hate more on WWE than I like, but still find myself compelled to watch it. I do however drink heavily and I'm not sure if I use WWE as the excuse to drink or drinking as the excuse to watch WWE.

So far for AEW Maxwell Jacob Friedman I've found the most interesting

More shitposting to come!
Oh man I forgot all about Elias. No joke - he was my favorite wrestler in 2018. I loved his shtick, and his mic skills are as good as anyone else's. But in typical Vince fashion, he had to start looking like a chicken shit heel and be buried. Heaven forbid anyone being elevated because of their abilities.

I don't even know what happened last night. Can't be bothered to even read the recaps. Maybe when AEW is on commercial break.
 

Dthomp

Member
Oh man I forgot all about Elias. No joke - he was my favorite wrestler in 2018. I loved his shtick, and his mic skills are as good as anyone else's. But in typical Vince fashion, he had to start looking like a chicken shit heel and be buried. Heaven forbid anyone being elevated because of their abilities.

I don't even know what happened last night. Can't be bothered to even read the recaps. Maybe when AEW is on commercial break.

I'm just waiting for a couple yt channels to put up a recap so I can keep up with the goings on without giving them even a hint of ratings. Honestly, over the last year for me I don't know what's worse between current WWE, and New Generation (Post Hogan) WWF...At least when it sucked back then they weren't filled to the brim with main event superstars not being used. I'd still argue that NG was better because while the title scene was shifting, the midcard was stacked with folks who could go out, tell a story in the ring, and be a dude to step up.
 

brap

Banned
NWA sucks this week. I think I'm done with it now. I just don't care about what's going on. Colt Cabana is annoying, there's not much actual wrestling, the commercials are Tim & Eric tier in my goddamn 80s wrestling show, too much talking.
 

brap

Banned
Jesus christ... Wrestling ain't for guys like me anymore I guess. Have fun watching Kenny Olivier wrestling some jobber cuz LOL HE FUNNY.
 

GreatnessRD

Member
Jesus christ... Wrestling ain't for guys like me anymore I guess. Have fun watching Kenny Olivier wrestling some jobber cuz LOL HE FUNNY.

Kenny Olivier name will always crack me up. Cornette is the best thing to happen to podcast. Currently watching NWA Power week 3, so I'll hold my judgement on it since you said it was bad. Even if its a bad week, I'm sure its better than flippy kick and false finish centrals.
 

brap

Banned
Kenny Olivier name will always crack me up. Cornette is the best thing to happen to podcast. Currently watching NWA Power week 3, so I'll hold my judgement on it since you said it was bad. Even if its a bad week, I'm sure its better than flippy kick and false finish centrals.
Don't worry about me. There were only 2 men's matches this week. One was between 2 guys I never heard of and I won't spoil the last one. I just can't get into it honestly so when the majority of the show is interviews and promos I just kinda space out and stop caring.
 

brap

Banned
I'm glad AEW can let people know that wrestling is fake haha. They do this as a wink wink nudge nudge to the smart fans like me lol. It's so cool.

We are only months away from something like this
 

Xaero Gravity

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Xaero Gravity

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I wonder if this is true. I mean AEW is basically run by a group of friends so it's not like they're gonna rat on him. I heard Jericho cheats on his wife or is in an open marriage.
From what I've heard it's more him cheating. But that's just secondhand information from the local wrestling scene here in Toronto.
 
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GreatnessRD

Member
Don't worry about me. There were only 2 men's matches this week. One was between 2 guys I never heard of and I won't spoil the last one. I just can't get into it honestly so when the majority of the show is interviews and promos I just kinda space out and stop caring.
I agree with you on this week's episode. By time I looked over to my second screen, I hear the commentator saying this is the main event. And I'm like, WTF! Real wild episode. But all was not lost. Even though I'm here for the wrestling, that Marti Belle sure do got the cakes!

And Jericho is a rockstar, don't see how that would come as a surprise that he's trying to finesse some of these young thangs in the building.
 

GreatnessRD

Member
I don't really mind that part it's just that he's a married man with children.
Oh I definitely feel you on that. Moral codes these days are all over the place. At this point I'm convinced she out here sneaking wood while he's on the road since he's always cheating. (According to the gospel)
 

OmegaSupreme

advanced basic bitch
Wow. I went from having no interest in Impact, to somehow having even less. I have mad respect for the modern female wrestlers, but intergender matches are not showing them respect. Its treating the audience as dumb in many cases, and sending a message I will not and will never condone. Men are not supposed to lay hands on women is how I was raised, and will raise my children.
It's a pretend fight and Tessa is in better shape than most of the men on that roster or any other. Asking for believeability and to not be treated dumb in wrestling is ludicrous. Her pretend fighting men is no more unbelievable then Marko Stunt pretend fighting men in AEW.

Lots of hate for Impact in here. Anyone here ever actually watch the show? Quite a talented roster. The womens division is objectively better than what AEW currently has to offer. They are doing a lot within the confines of their budget.
 
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Bullet Club

Member
I'm watching NWA, the Dawson's come out and there's a "Dawson's Creek" chant, and then someone yells "I don't wanna wait". How odd.

Why aren't people shouting "California, here we come" at The OC?
 

brap

Banned
It's a pretend fight
sking for believeability and to not be treated dumb in wrestling is ludicrous.
Ok I guess actors in hollywood should mug at the camera and say the movie is fake before it starts. Wrestling can't even look believable anymore because people like you want it to be retarded. Who fucking cares if she's in 'better shape' than most of the roster? Any guy could beat her ass. And people like you are why wrestling is only watched by a bunch of stupid fucking marks these days.

I'm watching NWA, the Dawson's come out and there's a "Dawson's Creek" chant, and then someone yells "I don't wanna wait". How odd.

Why aren't people shouting "California, here we come" at The OC?
Because The OC is for chads and chads don't watch WWE anymore 💪
 

OmegaSupreme

advanced basic bitch
Ok I guess actors in hollywood should mug at the camera and say the movie is fake before it starts. Wrestling can't even look believable anymore because people like you want it to be retarded. Who fucking cares if she's in 'better shape' than most of the roster? Any guy could beat her ass. And people like you are why wrestling is only watched by a bunch of stupid fucking marks these days.


Because The OC is for chads and chads don't watch WWE anymore 💪
People like me eh? What's that mean? Wrestling is stupid. It always has been. Rey Mysterio should never wrestle because 99 percent of the other men could beat his ass because they are bigger than him. I saw him up close and personal at a house show and he looked like a child in the ring. I again point out Marko Stunt who is even smaller and you have bigger guys selling for him. At least he's not a woman though right? Putting tits on that little shit would just make it more unbelievable right?
 
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chillinggamers_

Neo Member
People like me eh? What's that mean? Wrestling is stupid. It always has been. Rey Mysterio should never wrestle because 99 percent of the other men could beat his ass because they are bigger than him. I saw him up close and personal at a house show and he looked like a child in the ring. I again point out Marko Stunt who is even smaller and you have bigger guys selling for him. At least he's not a woman though right? Putting tits on that little shit would just make it more unbelievable right?

People who compare Marko to Rey Mysterio are the type of marks that get shit on by older fans. Marko Stunt is a joke and should wrestle with the mini’s.
 

brap

Banned
People like me eh? What's that mean? Wrestling is stupid. It always has been.
The type of people that pop for stupid comedy shit and think wrestling should be stupid. Wrestling has always been realistic enough to suspend your disbelief.

Rey Mysterio should never wrestle because 99 percent of the other men could beat his ass because they are bigger than him. I saw him up close and personal at a house show and he looked like a child in the ring. I again point out Marko Stunt who is even smaller and you have bigger guys selling for him. At least he's not a woman though right? Putting tits on that little shit would just make it more unbelievable right?
Rey is fucking ripped and can move really fast. Marko Stunt is a little doughy 15 year old that does fortnite dances in the ring. FUCK AEW and their comedy shit. Chyna realistically looked like she could take on some guys from WWE. Tessa is a midget and a woman to boot.
 

OmegaSupreme

advanced basic bitch
People who compare Marko to Rey Mysterio are the type of marks that get shit on by older fans. Marko Stunt is a joke and should wrestle with the mini’s.
Older fans? I first saw wrestling in the late 80's and began watching wcw/ecw/WWF steadily in early 97. Nice try kiddo. The comparison bewtween Rey mysterio and marko stunt works because they are both midgets and shouldn't wrestle with grown adults no matter what skill. Again though, at least they aren't women. Right boys?
 
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OmegaSupreme

advanced basic bitch
The type of people that pop for stupid comedy shit and think wrestling should be stupid. Wrestling has always been realistic enough to suspend your disbelief.


Rey is fucking ripped and can move really fast. Marko Stunt is a little doughy 15 year old that does fortnite dances in the ring. FUCK AEW and their comedy shit. Chyna realistically looked like she could take on some guys from WWE. Tessa is a midget and a woman to boot.
Tessa is ripped so your point there is moot. I'm pretty sure she's also taller than little rey rey. Keep trying to justify your sexism though.
 
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chillinggamers_

Neo Member
Older fans? I first saw wrestling in the late 80's and began watching wcw/ecw/WWF steadily in early 97. Nice try kiddo. The comparison bewtween Rey mysterio and marko stunt works because they are both midgets and shouldn't wrestle with grown adults no matter what skill. Again though, at least they aren't women. Right boys?

Do you honestly believe Rey is less believable or on the same level as Marko Stunt? Also, womens wrestling is a joke. They cant tell good stories due to writting inconsistencies especially in WWE.
 

brap

Banned
Again though, at least they aren't women. Right boys?
Both are equally embarrassing.

Tessa is ripped so your point there is moot. I'm pretty sure she's also taller than little rey rey. Keep trying to justify your sexism though.
This is considered ripped? Holy fuck lmao.
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According to google Rey is taller than her LMAO
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But keep please crying sexism like a fucking retard because you think women should beat men in wrestling.
 
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OmegaSupreme

advanced basic bitch
Both are equally embarrassing.


This is considered ripped? Holy fuck lmao.
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According to google Rey is taller than her LMAO
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But keep please crying sexism like a fucking retard because you think women should beat men in wrestling.
Why so hostile mark? Here let me slow this down for you so you can understand. WRESTLING HAS NEVER BEEN BELIEVABLE. HAVING A WOMAN WRESTLE A MAN WON'T BRING IT DOWN ANYMORE. Chumps like Rey and Marko and Spike Dudley and Daniel Bryan have been wrestling men twice their size for decades. Lets not even get into the supernatural shit that wrestling has done for years. Wrestling is entertaining as hell when it's good. It's like watching a car crash. I could care less if the car has a dick or tits. You do though and that's okay. Just don't pretend like its hurting wrestling by having women compete against men. Also, you clearly know nothing about fitness because yes that is indeed ripped. edit: yep Rey is apparently one inch taller than Tessa. Oh damn, you got me there. Point for you kiddo
 
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OmegaSupreme

advanced basic bitch
In any case its certainly not worth getting worked up over. I don't want to have heat with anyone in this community. Let's talk about wrestling. What's the best match you guys have seen look lately? Elgin vs marafugi(sp?) Was off the charts.
 

Dthomp

Member
I can't, I just can't watch any more matches with Aubrey Edwards as the ref. This bitch's constant selling of EVERY SINGLE HIT is just too annoying and it's driving me crazy.

She's the worst, but I feel like most of the refs I saw tonight were a little over the top. But yes, she's awful
 

oagboghi2

Member
It's a pretend fight and Tessa is in better shape than most of the men on that roster or any other. Asking for believeability and to not be treated dumb in wrestling is ludicrous. Her pretend fighting men is no more unbelievable then Marko Stunt pretend fighting men in AEW.

Lots of hate for Impact in here. Anyone here ever actually watch the show? Quite a talented roster. The womens division is objectively better than what AEW currently has to offer. They are doing a lot within the confines of their budget.
Wrestling fans hate everything. Give it a few weeks and AEW will be a “horrible show for smarks” 🙄

Impact is respectable, but it has the same issue NXT has. Compared to AEW it feels very small.
 
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oagboghi2

Member
Do you honestly believe Rey is less believable or on the same level as Marko Stunt? Also, womens wrestling is a joke. They cant tell good stories due to writting inconsistencies especially in WWE.
What women wrestling do you watch that isn’t wwe?

Older fans? I first saw wrestling in the late 80's and began watching wcw/ecw/WWF steadily in early 97. Nice try kiddo. The comparison bewtween Rey mysterio and marko stunt works because they are both midgets and shouldn't wrestle with grown adults no matter what skill. Again though, at least they aren't women. Right boys?
Try to find the user boards from the late 90’s. Wrestling fans were saying the same crap about small guys like Rey for years. Nothing ever changes

At the end of the day, it all depend on how good the story is they are trying to tell
 
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brap

Banned
I really hate how Jericho's group is acting like a bunch of immature idiots like DX. Very fresh idea you got there.

Give it a few weeks and AEW will be a “horrible show for smarks” 🙄
It already is. The crowd is always trying to get themselves over and they think they're smart because they see comedy wrestling and know it's fake. Basically the only people that watch wrestling are marks. Can't wait until the ratings come in for this weeks episode and see it dropped again.
 
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