Werewolf Jones
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No one in this thread is taking one out unless you got the strap.
No way.
A chimp spends most of its days swinging through trees.
OK. This thread makes a bit more sense now that I've spotted the word "up" in the title.
For some reason I read the OP‘s title without the up.
No to both.
I read this thread as "DO YOU THINK YOU COULD FUCK A CHIMPANZEE"
alas i havnt my druthers
I'd see the chimp and let loose my pet bear Stepan. Chimp would be fucked.
So does a strongman. 210kg strongmen in peak condition can literally do pull ups and lift their own weight. 6-8 hours a day training and eating at a level a chimp could only dream of, for 10-15 years at a time. Could a chimp bench press 350kg? Dead Lift 500kg? Grip pull 102kg? I doubt it. They say chimps have up to 5x the upper body strength of an average man. So do strongmen. Easily. Mass does matter. Size does matter.
maybe grab it by the ankle and do some of thisSize and mass matters for sure, especially when fighting other men.
The ability to deadlift 500kg is completely irrelevant in a fight to death against a wild animal though.
Still not sure how you're picturing this fight going down? The strong man will lift the chimp over his head and throw it away?
The only way to find out is to test it. And televise it.
We need a new reality show : "Man vs Beast"
where one or more men face off against beasts in unarmed combat.
For Chimps, I think it would have to be 2-3 men vs one chimp to be a fair fight.
But why just fight a chimp? Can 5 men fight off an angry Hippo? I need to know.
I would pay serious money for a show like that.
Do you think you could fuck a chimpanzee?
I think I've got a good chance.
Grapplers haven't historically done well against me. If the chimp keeps his distance, it's fireballs all day. If he jumps in, it's DP city. I'm trying to bait the dash because I'm gonna feed him the st axe kick > st. lk > ex Tatsu when he does, and that's his ass.
You really want to get into a zoning war with a chimp? You do know what they are infamous for flinging at people right?I think I've got a good chance.
Grapplers haven't historically done well against me. If the chimp keeps his distance, it's fireballs all day. If he jumps in, it's DP city. I'm trying to bait the dash because I'm gonna feed him the st axe kick > st. lk > ex Tatsu when he does, and that's his ass.
They are also animals so they will fight quite ferociously , jump on you , gouge your eyes out , bite with very pointy big teeth all while squeezing your nuts right out of their sack. So if you wanna go and two-stepp jab jab one of these dudes ....THEY.WILL.F*CK.YOU.UP.
Apparently Jeff wants to DP a chimp.
You really want to get into a zoning war with a chimp? You do know what they are infamous for flinging at people right?
I would imagine it being a lob projectile like Sim and have a damage over time effect like F.AN.G. 's V-Skill ..ooo...also make it cause some stun over time!!You make it sound taboo or something. I can't help what I'm into and I'll thank you not to shame me.
Fuck, new information. I think this matchup goes back to 5-5.
would love to see you get your dick ripped off, lolI always wanted to wrestle an alligator so I'd volunteer to take one of these fuckers on. I'm 6'3 300 and I think I could do it. Been in fights my whole life so I'd be down. But with something like that it'd have to be a fight to the death bcs I'm not letting it back up if I put it down. Nature doesn't play fair so I wouldn't either.
I would imagine it being a lob projectile like Sim and have a damage over time effect like F.AN.G. 's V-Skill ..ooo...also make it cause some stun over time!!
Give him 800 health 800 stun maybe?As long as the damage doesn't stack. If it stacks, Chimpanzee is broken.
i just remembered a thought when joe rogan was once talking about chimpanzees on the podcast and he was talking with someone else about the back of chimpanzees and how the backs of chimpanzees are like a big solid chunk of woodWhat makes you ask?
i just remembered a thought when joe rogan was once talking about chimpanzees on the podcast and he was talking with someone else about the back of chimpanzees and how the backs of chimpanzees are like a big solid chunk of wood
as far as i thought chimpanzees were as soft as any other monkey
i've recently started figuring out that these things are absolute monsters not just because of their features but their ruthlessness
i just saw the video where a group of chimps chase down a smaller monkey and eat it alive
this is one of those most metal things i've seen
if i had to live near chimpanzees i'd wanna be locked and loaded at all times
and they're just regular chimpsAt least lions and tigers have the decency to kill first (for the most part)
bro look at the video i posted 2 posts upGood to see Joe Rogan clips. He loves talking about this shit. Lol