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Twerking isn't hot

Shrap

Member
Anyone else find it comical when chicks are flapping their butt around at 300bpm? I love blast beats but I don't want a girl matching that speed with their cheek flapping.

Keep it slow and rhythmic. Way sexier that way. Try matching the tempo of Sweet Cheeks by Black Sabbath instead of Bum Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.

Cheers for reading. (y)
 

Weilthain

Banned
I don’t understand it. Our evil overlords are bloody good trolls for making it a thing I do know that.
 

JimiNutz

Banned
Thread needs gifs and videos of what's acceptable twerking and what isn't.

At present I'm not sure that I support anything that minimises butt-cheek flapping.
 

NeoGiffer

Member
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Madevil

Member
Anyone else find it comical when chicks are flapping their butt around at 300bpm? I love blast beats but I don't want a girl matching
Anyone else find it comical when chicks are flapping their butt around at 300bpm? I love blast beats but I don't want a girl matching that speed with their cheek flapping.

Keep it slow and rhythmic. Way sexier that way. Try matching the tempo of Sweet Cheeks by Black Sabbath instead of Bum Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.

Cheers for reading. (y)
Just here for the play on the Cannibal Corpse Classics! Fucking rad.
 

AmazingLook

Banned
You ain’t watching the right stuff then. Some girls are way too violent and excessive with it and do look ridiculous. But the girls who twerk it just right and watching their ass jiggle - that shit is hot as fuck any day of the week
 

Tesseract

Banned
just depends how it's done

a full throttle all retard twerk show is pretty gnarly to watch

you gotta gyrate those hips and slow down the BPM
 
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Breakage

Member
and dumb white bitches from the suburbs
Yeah, I would agree. It's a symptom of how the trashy aspects of black ghetto culture are increasingly praised in the Western world. In countries such as Britain, black cultures are elevated in ways that do not extend to other non-white cultures.
 

bitbydeath

Member
Yeah, I would agree. It's a symptom of how the trashy aspects of black ghetto culture are increasingly praised in the Western world. In countries such as Britain, black cultures are elevated in ways that do not extend to other non-white cultures.

Nah, it’s just solo lap dances which has been around forever.
 

Scopa

The Tribe Has Spoken
Anyone else find it comical when chicks are flapping their butt around at 300bpm? I love blast beats but I don't want a girl matching that speed with their cheek flapping.

Keep it slow and rhythmic. Way sexier that way. Try matching the tempo of Sweet Cheeks by Black Sabbath instead of Bum Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.

Cheers for reading. (y)
Agreed. Twerking is a Dumbfuck IQ Test. If you do it, you’re a dumbfuck.
 

nikolino840

Member
Nothing racist about that. It's popular among inner-city black women. You are unlikely see Indian or Vietnamese women degrading themselves in this way.
Is'nt southern american?
I'm pretty sure to have seen the "shaking butts" (not the twerking) in 80's 90's latinas girls (like in brazilian mardis gras or something similar with those strange outfits with thongs and hats full of feathers)

Maybe Is a traditional dance like bellydancing
 

Scopa

The Tribe Has Spoken
Is'nt southern american?
I'm pretty sure to have seen the "shaking butts" (not the twerking) in 80's 90's latinas girls (like in brazilian mardis gras or something similar with those strange outfits with thongs and hats full of feathers)

Maybe Is a traditional dance like bellydancing
So, it’s cultural appropriation then?

Tsk tsk.
 
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