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[Von Hugh]

you ever think to yourself that you are too cool to use capital letters or punctuation so you type like this

every thought on a separate line to add to the confusion of the poor bastard reading this

it makes the post look longer doesn't it, almost as long as my d

it clearly shows how you really don't give a fuck, you are a maverick and a madlad in both the internet and real life

a real man's man and a slayer of poons

ever given this a thought broseph?

not even autocorrect can stop this train, choo choo mothertruckers

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Somewhere, an AI is scraping your post and learning bad habits.

In 60 years when the terminator is crushing my skull beneath its tank-treads it'll be doing so without capital letters.

 

[Weilthain]

Is this is a shit on Tesseract thread?

Because I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.

 

[King of Foxes]

what

a
shit




thread

!

 

[ROMhack]

I opened this thread
Expecting something thoughtful...
What a fool, I am.

I only speak in haikus.

 

[Elcid]

Camelcase, can I has?

 

[Tesseract]

i summon my clone brother triplestation to burn the haters into the darkness where they belong

thank you

god bless america

 

[The Scrivener]

you ever think to yourself that you are too cool to use capital letters or punctuation so you type like this

Tesseract is a cool dude

 

[DESTROYA]

WTF just happened

I have no idea

were all freaks

 

[Tesseract]

WTF just happened

I have no idea

were all freaks

rando pargroph bricking is aiw techk to keep your enemies' mentals sufficiently crushed

true story, kinda

not really

(maybe)

 

[The Brooklyn Brawler]

So people can post stuff like this but it still says I dont have the privileges to start a thread?

 

[triplestation]

 

[Tesseract]

this should accompany the pledge of allegiance in grade school tbh

 

[Birdo]

It's how people without avatars usually type.

 

[Tesseract]

It's how people without avatars usually type.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

wow lots of capital letters in that response

 

[Tesseract]

wow lots of capital letters in that response

mods halp

 

[triplestation]

this is the most philosophically strong thread

every single post has been genius

it's like a gigantic pile of warm blankets that just came out of the drier and everything smells like fabric softener

I want to hibernate in it while star trek runs non stop

 

[Barnabot]

two can play this game and i'm not even cool only because of this

 

[Tesseract]

just be the best you dat you is can be, else you'll get body slammed outside popeyes ~ descartes

 

[King of Foxes]

Perhaps

Everyone

Now

Is

Shitposting

 

[triplestation]

 

[triplestation]

 

[Foamy]

Proper capitalization is a sign of virility. Sorry bout your limp dick.

 

[Sub_Level]

Proper capitalization is a sign of virility. Sorry bout your limp dick.

Tesseract you gonna just sit down and take this?

 

[Foamy]

Tesseract you gonna just sit down and take this?

Oh he'll take this big hard capitalized dick and like it.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

aint no1 got tym 4 dat capitl shit

we got chix 2 bang

weyd 2 smoak

gayms 2 plah

we not ere 4 ur shit

we ere 4 owaz

 

[Tesseract]

Tesseract you gonna just sit down and take this?

first you learn the rules, then you break them

rip and tear them to shreds, rip their guts out

 

[Nymphae]

Do you guys just turn off auto capitalization on your phones, or are you always typing from a desktop where you can just ignore the shift key?

 

[Tesseract]

Do you guys just turn off auto capitalization on your phones, or are you always typing from a desktop where you can just ignore the shift key?

if on phone --> all caps and auto fixes disabled

if on computin(er) --> ain't got time for shift

i'm not a fool tho, elements of style is still the king shit bible

 

[Nymphae]

if on phone --> all caps and auto fixes disabled

if on computin(er) --> ain't got time for shift

i'm not a fool tho, elements of style is still the king shit bible

Even though I think it's disgusting, I could understand just typing fast on a desktop and not bothering with capitalization, but to specifically disable the auto capitalization feature on phones seems strange to me, what benefit does that provide?

 

[The Brooklyn Brawler]

People who don't write properly or type in text speak will be first for the gas chambers when I am eventually in power.

 

[Tesseract]

Even though I think it's disgusting, I could understand just typing fast on a desktop and not bothering with capitalization, but to specifically disable the auto capitalization feature on phones seems strange to me, what benefit does that provide?

i spent the better part of my twenties in math tomes, totally fell outta love with capitalization for one reason or another

bottom line is i like to write the way i write and i'm not gonna change soon

People who don't write properly or type in text speak will be first for the gas chambers when I am eventually in power.

 

[The Brooklyn Brawler]

"Omg cum on m8 I'm choking lol"

 

[Ailynn]

cAn We AgReE tHaT pEoPlE wHo TyPe LiKe ThIs ArE aSsAuLtInG OuR eYeS aNd RaVaGiNg OuR bRaInS?

Also People That Type Like This Are Doing Us A Similar Public Disservice.


I believe they are trolling everyone who makes an effort to read their postings. Why would they assault the reader so? The very people who are their would-be target audience?


at least people who type like this are legible without making someone want to gouge out their own eyes

 

[Hudo]

I type like this when I text unimportant people. When I text girls, I use capitals to show my cultural supremacy.



In theory, at least. Reality: My contact list is empty, just like my heart.

 

[TrainedRage]

LEAVE Tesseract ALONE!!!!!

 

[pennythoughts]

someone was never
on irc

ok zoomer

 

[TheContact]

protip: in MS word if you highlights a series of words or the whole thing (shortcut ctrl+A) and hit shift+f3, it will toggle between all lowercase, only capital of first letter, or all caps. Too bad it doesn't work here lol

 

[Tesseract]

LEAVE Tesseract ALONE!!!!!

no go harder, come at me with all you got

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

no go harder, come at me with all you got

Masculinity.

 

[Shifty]

I grew out of being a lowercaseist a couple years ago.

Unless it has shitpost value, of course.

Is this is a shit on Tesseract thread?

I think it's a brap bait thread.

 

[Tesseract]

I grew out of being a lowercaseist a couple years ago.

Unless it has shitpost value, of course.


I think it's a brap bait thread.

you are always welcome home

 

[Shifty]

you are always welcome home

preach brother

 

[Barnabot]

wow tessy has a gang of lowercase shitposting yakuzas. shit is real.

 

[DESTROYA]

wow tessy has a gang of lowercase shitposting yakuzas. shit is real.

damn rite

not only real but psyko shredded

ready for bllod but probably tears

 

[Gavin Stevens]

I like....... to type....... like this.......... for no...... reason.

 

[Tesseract]

I like....... to type....... like this.......... for no...... reason.

you do you, i'd read a book like that

 

[Shifty]

I like....... to type....... like this.......... for no...... reason.

Ah, Shatnering it.

 

[Husky]

don't hate
it's comfy